冷笑话精选：
#万物皆爱撸猫# 哈哈哈哈猫猫的魅力也太大了吧，谁能拒绝撸猫呢[笑cry] tAGEDsX
[Rolled cat # # everything love ha ha ha ha cats charm is too big, too, who can refuse rolled cat [laugh cry] tAGEDsX]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：
#火星情报局# 来回顾下关于“妈圈顶流”张加丽女士@杨迪宝宝 的笑点合集，现在只要一听到迪哥@杨迪 要讲妈妈的时候，小酷就已经憋不住想笑了[二哈]
tAGEkBL
[# # to Mars cia under review about mama lap top flow ms Zhang Jiali @ the punchline collection of yandi baby, now as long as a brother heard di @ yandi to tell mom, little cool had to suppress want to smiled [two ha] < br > tAGEkBL]
青年时报：
【#医生向捐献干细胞女孩弯腰度鞠躬#：谢谢你，救我的病人[心]】近日，湖南省人民医院血液科现感人一幕：后女孩廖婉伶为素昧平生的白血病患者捐献干细胞，奔赴千里为患者取救命干细胞的毛医生对着女孩弯腰度鞠躬，两人的眼里都带着笑。毛医生说，我的患者真的不容易，但看到捐献女孩有点怕痛的感...全文： m.weibo
[[# # doctor bowed to donate stem cells girl bending degrees thank you, my patient [heart]] recently, hunan peoples hospital of onset is a scene after girl Liao Wanling leukemia patients is unknown to donate stem cells, to only take help stem cells for patients with MAO doctor degree of bent bow to the girl, two peoples eyes with a smile. Patients with MAO said the doctor, I really is not easy, but see donate girl is afraid of pain feeling... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家：
#家家新闻#【上海新能源车免费专用牌照政策将延续】日前，有媒体报道，上海市到年底将继续给予新能源汽车免费专用牌照。不过，据报道称，上海正在研究制定地方鼓励办法。早在年上海发布《上海市鼓励购买和使用新能源汽车实施办法》中提及，该办法有效期为年月日至年月日。而根据...全文： m.weibo
[# # every news [Shanghai new energy car free special licence policies will continue to 】 recently, media reports, the Shanghai by the end of the new energy vehicles will continue to give free special licence. However, according to reports, Shanghai is the place to encourage measures. In the early years in Shanghai, issued the Shanghai encourage the purchase and use of the measures for the implementation of new energy vehicles mentioned, the method is valid for (date) (month) (year) to (date) (month) (year). According to the... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
新浪汽车：
#微博交通台#【不打灯不看后 大车随意变道坑小车】稍早前，大广高速湖北黄冈段，一辆小车在快车道上行驶，刚刚追平右侧一辆重型半挂车车尾时，半挂车在没打转向灯的情况下，忽然毫无征兆地向左变道。小车急忙刹车减速，还是被半挂车车尾刮到，稍慢几秒，就是整辆车被挤到护栏上。经湖北高速交警黄州大...全文： m.weibo
[# # weibo communication radio [cart after not playing lights from random car pit 】 a lane change earlier, big wide high-speed hubei huanggang, driving a car in the fast lane, just tied the back on the right side of a heavy semi trailer, semi trailer in the case of didnt make a turn, change lanes left suddenly without warning. The small car quickly brake to slow down, or be semi-trailer to the rear of the blow and a bit slow for a few seconds, is squeezed into the guardrail on the car. The hubei highway police his big... The full text m. eibo]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
小野妹子学吐槽：
蒂尔达斯文顿女士的《午睡》，当一个人本身就是艺术品[好喜欢]
[Tilda swinton had ms nap, when one person is art [like]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#世界唯一虎狮虎兽确定是雌性#：温顺听话得像一只大猫】月日，湖北荆州，世界唯一的虎狮虎兽荆荆出生已近个月了。荆荆的爸爸是东北虎，妈妈是狮虎兽，现在站起来已有近一米五的荆荆十分亲近人，温顺听话得像一只大猫。据悉，刚出生时的它一度难以确定性别，随着一天天成长终于确定是个女生。面...全文： m.weibo
[【 # the worlds only tigon tiger beast is female # docile obedient to look like a big cat] month day, jingzhou city, hubei province, the worlds only tiger born liger animal JingJing has in recent months. JingJing father is critically, mother is liger animal, now stand up for nearly one meter five JingJing is very close to people, docile obedient to look like a big cat. It is understood that it was once difficult to determine gender, birth as I grow up finally sure is a girl. Surface... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
【把恶搞马保国视频带给他看了！看完后他说…】日前，马保国在网上发布了一段视频。视频中，他右眼红肿，用带有浓重口音的普通话解释自己被“偷袭”经过。然而就在最近，这条视频成为了视频网站的热门素材，此外，天眼查数据显示，海南#耗子尾汁公司成立#。马保国回应“破圈”↓↓tAGEHSah
[【 the spoof bao-guo ma video to him! He said after the play... Bao-guo ma has released a video on the Internet. In the video, his right eye redness, explain in mandarin with a thick accent that he was sneak attack. Recently, however, the video has become a popular video website material, in addition, check according to the inner eye, hainan # # mouse tail juice company was founded. Bao-guo ma response left left tAGEHSah circle of broken]
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卢健生：
回复@极地造像艺术@ZCAM 是此电影主摄影机之一。@极地造像艺术Z CAM系列，未来之路还是应该奔主机发展，目前拿来用做副机居多。
[Reply @ polar statue arts @ ZCAM is this film one of the main camera. @ polar statue arts Z series of CAM, the road of the future should host development, currently used as vice machine is in the majority.]
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南方都市报：
【万幸！岁#男童从楼掉落被楼邻居接住#，救人者曾是消防员[中国赞]】月日，安徽合肥一男子趁岁孩子睡着出门办事，不料孩子醒来后爬上阳台，从楼掉下。幸好楼夫妻发现，冲过去抓住男孩胳膊。消防赶到掰开防盗窗将男孩救下。（一手video）tAGRQtip
[【 lucky! # years old boy from falling by floor neighbor catches #, fireman saved was a praise [China]] month day, anhui hefei a man fell asleep while children aged out, only child woke up on the balcony, falls off the floor. Fortunately, floor couples found that boy rushed to grab his arm. Fire control to open the window to save the boy. TAGRQtip (with video)]
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青年时报：
【你pick哪一只[熊猫]？#秦岭大熊猫雪中撒欢#】月日，西安周至县大雪纷飞，秦岭大熊猫研究中心的棕色大熊猫七仔和他的小伙伴们在雪地里欢乐的玩耍，翻滚、追逐，你推我躲，你上树我爬坡…这些憨态可掬的圆滚滚你pick哪一只？@陕视新闻 tAGEmylg
[You pick a [] pandas? # # qinling giant pandas in the snow muscle 】 month day, xian zhouzhi county and snowing in qinling giant panda research center of brown pandas seven son and his friends happy to play in the snow, the rolling, chasing, you push me to hide, you climb the tree I climb... The darling of the round which one you pick? Depending on the news tAGEmylg @ shan]
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优酷：
#奋斗吧主播# “一日女团”油菜花组合上线啦～@SNH-许杨玉琢 带领@蔡少芬 @陳法蓉 @薛明 @莎莎于 大跳女团舞，us有内味儿了！不过小酷捕捉到了一只划水芬～[偷笑]tAGRyITJ
[Women fighting # # anchor one day rape combination online ~ @ SNH - sery YuZhuo lead @ caishaofen @ monica chan @ Xue Ming @ in the convent dance, salsa flavor within us! But little cool captured a stroke he ~ [laughing] tAGRyITJ]
新浪新闻客户端：
【#包茂高速车连撞# 已致死伤】今天时分，G包茂高速陕西铜川段关庄立交桥面因团雾发生三起交通事故。现场车连撞，事故中心余辆车着火。截至目前，事故造成人死亡，人受伤。目前现场正在救援之中。tAGEBsIu
[【 # # BaoMao high-speed car collision has been deadly injuries 】 today, G BaoMao high-speed shaanxi tongchuan section GuanZhuang overpass surface due to the mass of fog occurred three traffic accident. On-site car collision, the center of the accident car on fire. So far, accident cause people were killed and injured. Now the scene is in relief. tAGEBsIu]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【王书金强奸杀人案未了局 岁时就犯下强奸案】日，至少身负三条人命的强奸杀人犯王书金再被判处死刑。其代理律师表示，#王书金将上诉#↓↓该案最早的主办民警透露，王书金令他印象深刻的两点，一是那张永远面无表情的脸，和他怪异的、难以自控的性欲↓↓哥哥和妻子讲述与王书金的相处细节>>...全文： m.weibo
[【 Wang Shujin rape homicide bureau outstanding at the age of just committed a rape), with at least three lives of rape murderers Wang Shujin was sentenced to death. The lawyer said, # # Wang Shujin will appeal left left the case of the first host, police said he was impressed with Wang Shujin points, one is the Zhang Yongyuan expressionless face, and his odd, it is difficult to control the libido left left my brother and his wife get along with of Wang Shujin details on > >... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
汽车之家：
#家家新闻#【何时国产？ 欧规版新款凯美瑞官图发布】继美规版中期改款之后，欧规版凯美瑞也迎来了改款。新车的前脸设计调整，车内会配备新的中控屏，手机互联等配置也会进一步提升。随着美国市场和欧洲市场完成中期改款，以及国内申报图的曝光，预计国内中期改款很快就会到来了。tAGEeLih
[# # every news [when domestic? Uefa rules version released new camry officer figure 】 the ul version of interim after modified, the camry also ushered in the modified version. Face design adjustment before new car, the car will be equipped with new control panel, such as mobile Internet configuration will further increase. As the U.S. and European markets complete medium-term change, as well as the domestic declaring the exposure of figure, is expected to domestic middle changed my money will come soon. tAGEeLih]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
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