冷笑话精选：
[允悲]@海的女儿真真是天真而刻薄的孩子[哈哈]
[[allow sad] @ the children of the daughter of the sea were indeed innocent and mean (ha ha)]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
冷笑话精选：
哈哈哈哈哈@表情bot小孩：妈你该不会是个傻子吧[doge]@陶陶星仔别再欺负我不认字了[酷]我可快有幼儿园文凭的@lldrfc孩子长大了，不好骗了[二哈]
[Ha ha ha ha ha @ expression bot children mom you this wouldnt be a fooldoge @ some ceramic chow stars dont bully me dont read [cool] I can be fast diploma @ LLDRFC kindergarten children grow up, not cheated ,]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小野妹子学吐槽：
岛国推主温馨提醒：千万不要乱放星巴克的袋子[允悲]
[Push island Lord warm reminder dont mess with starbucks bagallow sad]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
新浪汽车：
#新浪汽车[超话]##车迷夜聊# 如果长途自驾游（至少半个月、上千公里那种），你觉得同行人员至少几个人？ tRDUmpFL tAGIsz
[# sina car [ultra words] # # # fans night chat if long road trips (at least half a month, thousands of kilometers), do you think peer personnel at least a few people? TRDUmpFL tAGIsz]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
ZAKER：
#深夜ZAKER# 希望大家既有追逐美的勇气，又能提升自己的内涵，同时还有不歧视别人容貌的善良。——李雪琴
[# ZAKER# hope everybody in the middle of the night the courage of both the pursuit of beauty, and to improve their connotation, but also does not discriminate against others looks good. - xue-qin li]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
汽车之家：
#晚安家人# 你晚上入睡时喜欢听些什么？反正我喜欢听郭德纲和于谦[太开心]
[# # good night my family likes to listen to when you go to sleep at night? Anyway, I like to listen to guo degang and Yu Qian [quite happy]]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
但斌：
回复@倪-古拉丝节假日不让在里面骑！只能周一到周五@倪-古拉丝深圳有专门的骑行绿道。建议骑红树林公园，长度足够，景色完美，空气也好。@但斌回复@鹏程蛇口确实，谢谢[作揖][握手]@鹏程蛇口深圳的道路出于效率考虑，没有专门的自行车道，没有设计绿道的地方，骑行还是有风险，但总小心点。
[Reply @ ni - ancient drawing holiday not and put in it! @ ni - ancient drawing can only Monday to Friday in shenzhen have special riding the greenway. Suggestions on mangrove forest park, enough length, scenery perfect, or air. @ but bin reply @ inati on shekou, thank you [bowing] [shake hands] @ inati on shekou shenzhen road for efficiency reasons, there is no specific bicycle lanes, no design the greenway, cycling or risky, but always be careful.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#妻子球场上投篮等钟南山回家#】这是一段#钟南山儿子希望父亲能看到的视频#：岁的母亲李少芬，在空荡的球场上投篮，等钟南山回家吃饭。李少芬当年是篮球运动员，#钟南山等了妻子年才完婚#；现在，是李少芬等他。钟惟德说：“我们很支持父亲工作，也希望他多点时间回家。”[心]...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # wife on the court shooting on respiratory diseases, such as home 】 this is a wish my father can see video # # zhong son Li Shaofen - year - old mother, shooting on the empty stadium, zhong nanshan, such as home for dinner. # Li Shaofen that year is a basketball player, zhong nanshan, such as the only married wife years #; Now, its Li Shaofen wait for him. Wei-de zhong said we are supporting father work, also want him more time to go home. [heart]... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
但斌：
回复@麻辣凯子[允悲][哈哈][挤眼]成菩萨了[笑cry][笑cry]@麻辣凯子回复@但斌但总才是菩萨[微笑] 无私奉献 我活了这么久都是被人骗的 第一次遇到真正的好人 现在的社会 遇到好人太难了 没白活
[Reply @ spicy kyle [allow sad] [ha ha] [eye] into the bodhisattva [laugh cry] [laugh cry] @ spicy kyle reply @ but bin but always is a bodhisattva [smiles] are selfless dedication I lived so long be cheated the first met the real good man now have a good man too difficult not in vain]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
回复@鲁博棵教练[作揖]@鲁博棵教练您跟闪电车垫一说他们就明白了 做个“飞艇”的目的是通过骑行时的动态数据分析 对车进行微调 优秀的飞艇师 能给骑友推荐更适合自己的配件 还能矫正骑行者的错误骑行姿势 最终让您了骑的更舒服 大概就借意思 [求饶][求饶][求饶]@但斌专业术语不懂[允悲]
[Reply @ LuBo tree after coach [bowing] @ LuBo coach with lightning car mat you say they are understood to be a ship is the purpose of through the analysis of the dynamic data when riding car to fine-tune the outstanding airship division can recommend friends to ride more suitable for their own parts can correct rider error cycling posture ultimately let you ride more comfortable about just borrow [for] [for] [for] @ but bin terms do not understand [allow sad]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
回复@松鼠和Saosao的乖宝人力自行车@松鼠和Saosao的乖宝请问但总是纯人力自行车骑的，还是骑的电动自行车。
[Reply @ squirrels and Saosao the good treasure of human bicycle @ the good treasure of the squirrels and Saosao excuse me but always pure human bike ride, or riding a electric bicycle.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
南方都市报：
#广东佛山出现多例新冠肺炎病例为不实消息#【佛山南海黄岐医院出现多例新冠肺炎病例？官方通报：情况不实】#官方辟谣佛山出现多例新冠肺炎病例#据健康南海微信公众号发布通报，针对网络上流传黄岐医院出现多例新冠肺炎病例，经核实，情况不实。请大家关注官方发布获取疫情信息，不信谣，不传谣。...全文： m.weibo
[# guangdong foshan appear many new crown pneumonia cases for false news # [foshan nanhai Huang Qi hospital appeared many new crown pneumonia cases? Official it is not real] # official rumours foshan appear many new crown pneumonia cases # according to the health of the south China sea WeChat public release notification, for Internet Huang Qi hospital appeared many new crown pneumonia cases, after verification, the condition is not real. Please pay attention to the official release for epidemic information, do not believe a rumor, dont tale. . The full text m. eibo]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
冷笑话精选：
[允悲]@一枚问号dbq[失望]@一个佛祖是我[泪]@壮士来一发嘛哭了🤦🏻♀️@美滋滋努力吃饭 日渐肥胖
[[allow sad] @ a question mark DBQ [disappointed] @ a Buddha is my [] tears @ strong men to the sniper! Cried 🤦 🏻 ♀ ️ @ alacrity to eat became obese]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#美国特工处人感染# 负责特朗普安保】据美媒报道，近来参与特朗普多场竞选活动的美国特工处，约人新冠病毒检测呈阳性，或是被要求隔离。不仅如此，特朗普竞选团队中也有多人新冠病毒检测呈阳性。tAGhUbE
[【 # # appears infected U.S. agents responsible for trump them protect 】 according to U.S. media reports, recently many trump campaign of the United States secret service, some new crown testing positive for the virus, or are required to isolate. Not only that, the trump campaign also has many new crown testing positive for the virus. tAGhUbE]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
元气满满新沐瞳：
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凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
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