冷笑话精选：
哈哈哈哈哈哈这么好笑的吗@一只学霸🆘哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈拿捏到位@兔子_阿梓：后羿射日是真的没想到哈哈哈哈哈@生查子哈哈咯咯嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎我笑到方圆十里的孩子以为公鸡打鸣天亮了纷纷背上书包上学堂
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha so funny you @ a outstanding student 🆘 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha take hold in place @ _ catalpa rabbit after yi shoot is really didnt expect that day ha ha ha ha ha @ check son ha ha luo ga ga ga ga ga ga ga I smile to square miles of the children thought that the cocks crow at dawn rushed back schoolbag in school]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
青年时报：
【快乐会传染！#男孩将风车影子当跳绳#[小黄人高兴]】近日，网友拍下两个男孩跳风车影子的视频，视频里两个小男孩像跳绳一样，待风车影子到脚下就跳过去。其中一个男孩跳累了，就躺在地上看风景。网友：好怕他们被影子绊倒[哈哈]。（人民视频）tAGZfL
[【 happiness contagious! # # boy will windmill shadow when jumping rope [yellow people happy]] recently, the netizens took two boys jumping windmill shadow video, video in two young boys like skipping rope, stay at the foot of the shadow to the windmills will jump over it. One of the boys jump tired, lying on the ground to see the scenery. Net friend good afraid they were shadow (ha ha). TAGZfL video (people)]
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ZAKER：
【任正非：#华为应届生至少扩招到人#，#华为额外增加数十亿美元攻关经费#】月日，任正非在研发应届生招聘座谈会上发表《人才很关键，面试最重要》讲话。任正非表示，-年是求生存、谋发展战略攻关最艰难两年，额外增加数十亿美元攻关经费投入，应届生招聘人数至少扩大到人。 ...全文： m.weibo
[[ren # huawei final-year students enrolment at least one #, # # huawei an additional billions of dollars in research funding] month day, ren zhengfei, fresh graduates recruitment on r&d symposium in the talent is the key, the interview is the most important speech. Ren said - year is the most difficult strives for the survival and development strategy research for two years, for an additional billions of dollars in research funding, fresh graduates employment at least extend to people. . The full text m. eibo]
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新浪汽车：
这几天的焦点车型之一，你如何评价？[doge]
[One of these days the focus of the model, what do you think? [doge]]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
汽车之家：
#家家试驾评测# 【媚青的新宠 试驾蔚来EC KM签名版】身处互联网时代，我们每天都在接触新鲜词汇，王刚曾在综艺节目中提出媚青一词，意思指现在年轻人占据了主要消费市场，然后大家都开始拼命讨好年轻人。今天试驾的蔚来EC(参数|询价)就是一款媚青的产品，主流市场SUV热度不减，其融入轿跑造型更加...全文： m.weibo
[# # every test evaluation (mei qing is new bestow favor on the drive of wei to EC KM signed copy 】 in the Internet age, we are in contact with new words every day, in the variety show Wang Gangzeng mei was black word, meaning refers to the young people now has a major consumer market, and then everyone began to try very hard to curry favor with the young people. Test drive today wei to EC | inquiry (parameters) is an obsequious green products, the mainstream market heat SUV, its integrated into the coupe modelling more... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
平安北京：
【安全度“劫”指南[酷]】尾款支付第一天，别忘防骗哦！！高薪刷单、主动退款、天降大奖、虚假平台……一不小心，万劫不复。一起来看看吧 ！tAbEfGk
[The safety of guide [cool]] pay balance payment on the first day, dont forget to fraud prevention!! High salary brush single awards, false platform, take the initiative to refund, heaven... Carelessly, beyond redemption. Together and see it! tAbEfGk]
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南方都市报：
【#韩国人接种流感疫苗后死亡# 韩卫生机构重申无直接关联】韩国疾病管理厅月日说，共计人接种流感疫苗后死亡，多数是岁以上老年人。疾病管理厅重申，没有发现死亡案例直接关联接种疫苗，呼吁民众在流感高发季节前尽早接种。
疾病管理厅说，迄今发现的例死亡案例中，例与接种疫苗存在“...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # south koreans died after influenza vaccination Han Weisheng agencies reiterated that no direct link 】 manage hall of disease in Korea, say, a total of people died after the flu vaccine, are mostly over the age of the elderly. Disease manage hall reiterated that found no deaths directly associated with vaccination, calls for vaccination as soon as possible before the flu season. < br > < br > disease manage hall said, ever found in fatal cases, cases and vaccination there ... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：
#火星情报局#@刘维-Julius 抓到商演的精髓“钥匙扣”，边唱《酒醉的蝴蝶》边向观众席扔，但是怎么跑出一位“不听话”的观众开始抢了呢，戳视频看看是“火星幼稚园”的哪位小盆友呢[doge]
tAGAiMT
[# # @ liouvilles Mars cia - Julius caught the essence of ShangYan key, sang drunken butterflies edge to throw the audience, but how to run out of a not obedient the audience began to rob, poke video look at is Mars kindergarten who is the kid [doge] < br > tAGAiMT]
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【岁女孩被抛尸荒野 尘封年的旧案真相大白】年月，正在上小学三年级的岁女孩小凤放学后被人拉走失踪，几天后再找到时却是在深山草丛里，已经被人杀害。几天前还活蹦乱跳的小姑娘，却被人杀害抛尸荒野。这究竟是谁干的？凶手和小凤又有什么关系？起底尘封了年的荒山抛尸案↓↓...全文： m.weibo
[【 year-old girl throw corpse wilderness dusty years of historical records the truth], was in primary school grade three years old girl phoeny was away missing after school, a few days later to find when it is in the grass in the mountains, have already been killed. A few days ago also energetic little girl, had been killed throw corpse wilderness. Who did it? The murderer and phoeny what does it matter? Bottom dusty years barren hills to cast resin case left left... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
【红薯地里挖到“宝贝” 男子吃了两口后差点出人命】月日，安徽天长的范师傅下地收红薯时挖到一根类似人参的东西，以为挖到宝贝的范师傅吃了两口，范师傅称“吃的时候还是蛮好吃的”。可结果没过多久就上吐下泻，差点出人命！范师傅吃的究竟是什么？tAGAWJKe
[The sweet potato dig into the baby man ate almost deadly 】 after two months, anhui tianchang van master fields of sweet potato to a similar ginseng, thought to dig to baby van teacher for two people, van teacher said eat very delicious. Results soon shangtuxiaxie, almost human life! Fan teacher eat of what? tAGAWJKe]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
微博汽车：
【#理想免费升级下摆臂球销#】理想汽车宣布硬件升级，针对此前发生的数起“断轴”事件，理想汽车将为月号前下线的车辆升级前悬架下摆臂球销，球销脱出力由kN升级为kN，预计升级后事故球销脱出率降到％以内。
[The ideal free upgrades hem arm ball pin # # 】 the ideal car announced a hardware upgrade, for after a spate of broken shaft event, ideal upgrade cars will be offline for the month before the vehicle front suspension hem arm ball pin, ball pin output by kN upgraded to kN, is expected to upgrade within the ball pin out rate dropped to %. ]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
青年时报：
【#农民工怕弄脏椅子坐地上被司机请回#[给你小心心]：地上凉，有位置你们坐吧】月日，河南郑州，名农民工师傅乘坐路公交车时，因担心把座椅弄脏直接席地而坐。车长范新芳发现后，连忙上前询问并将他们请到了座位上，“坐地上凉，有位置你们坐吧。”范车长表示当时空的座椅很多，“他们这样的行...全文： m.weibo
[[# migrant workers afraid dirty chair to sit on the ground by the driver please go back to # [give you a careful heart] the ground cool, have position you sit] month day, henan zhengzhou, master of migrant workers to take bus, fearing to make dirty seat sit on the floor directly. Conductor Fan Xinfang discovered, hurriedly asked and bring them to the seat, please, cool to sit on the ground, have position you sit down. A lot of seat was empty, said van vehicle, in their line... The full text m. eibo]
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南方都市报：
【#宝马车摔下高架男司机竟呼呼大睡#[费解] 目击者：身上有酒气】月日，广西南宁。一辆白色宝马从高架桥冲破护栏坠下。市民报警求助后，将变形车门拉开，救出司机，不料额头流血的司机竟躺在现场呼呼大睡叫不醒。围观者称，司机身上有酒气。随后救护车将男子送往医院，警方正在调查此事故。...全文： m.weibo
[[# BMW fell elevated male driver sleeping # [difficult] witness have drunk] month day, nanning, guangxi. A white BMW from viaduct falling to break through the barrier. People call the police for help, will be deformation door open, to rescue the driver, only to find his forehead bleeding driver was lying fast asleep at the scene called dont wake up. Onlookers said that the driver had drunk. Then an ambulance man taken to hospital, the police are investigating the accident. . The full text m. eibo]
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冷笑话精选：
#女孩子就是最可爱的# 这是谁家的绝世小可爱啊！！[awsl][awsl] tAGARpd
[# # is the most lovely girls who is that of independent small lovely!! [awsl] [awsl] tAGARpd]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
但斌：
常州丁堰河肖皮桥，运河之边小村落，那是母亲故乡地，童年嬉戏犹难忘，多少情愫藏其中。[泪]🙏
[Changzhou ding xiao weir river bridge, the edge of the canal village, its mothers home to play of unforgettable childhood, how many feelings hidden among them. [tears] 🙏]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
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