冷笑话精选：
那是你的jio jio鸭！@梦__親愛精誠：好可爱的小黑🐱@街头有只流浪狗嗯？！这么香？！
[Is that your jio jio duck! @ dream __ sincerely dear lovely little black 🐱 @ streets have a stray dog well? ! So sweet? !]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
柳州公安：
【#女警下班逛街顺手抓逃犯# 】#平安# 浙江@绍兴公安 孙端派出所女民警郦科佳和家人正在绍兴银泰城逛街，在地下超市门口，一个穿黄色T袖男子引起了她的注意。女警跟踪逃犯并报告方位，六名巡特警迅速出警，成功抓获了犯罪嫌疑人袁某，整个抓捕过程不到五分钟。目前，袁某因涉嫌开设赌场罪已被移送...全文： m.weibo
[Go off work to go shopping conveniently to catch the escaped prisoner # # policewomen 】 【 # @ # zhejiang shaoxing peace Sun Duan of public security police station LiKeJia female police and his family are Yintai shaoxing city shopping, at the entrance to the underground supermarket, a sleeve man wearing a yellow T caught her attention. Policewomen track fugitive and report, six patrol special police rapid response, successfully captured the criminal suspect Yuan Mou, the capture process is less than five minutes. At present, the casino Yuan Mou for suspected crimes has been transferred to... The full text m. eibo]
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小野妹子学吐槽：
最近太爱街舞了，好帅[酷]这个夏天，让我们一起用街舞嗨起来，顺便减减肥肉呗[doge]减脂期不敢胡乱吃喝的，喝优益C也是可以滴，好喝减糖也不腻#活力上场新轻年# 想活力轻盈过夏天，就囤它 tEgiAH
[Recently too love dance, good handsome [cool] this summer, let us together with hip-hop hi, lose weight, by the way of meat bai [doge] reduced fat period not just to eat and to drink, drink fine C also can drop, delicious reducing sugar not too greasy # # vitality play new light years to dynamic lightsome summer, hoarding it tEgiAH]
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新浪新闻客户端：
【手段残忍！男子虐杀多只幼犬 一边录视频一边发出怪笑[吃惊]】月日，网友称在QQ群中看到一名男子炫耀虐杀幼犬的视频，并发网上炫耀。视频中男子用剪刀狂插幼犬腹部，牙签穿透泰迪舌头，，用沸水煮烫奶狗……男子一边录视频还一边发出怪笑↓↓现场视频曝光↓↓tAUSoGzq
[【 cruelty! Man killed many puppies to record video while a strange smile [surprised]] month day, netizens said see in QQ video show a man kill puppies that concurrent online to show off. Man in the video with scissors crazy puppy abdomen, toothpick through teddy tongue, milk, cooked in boiling water hot dog... Man while recording video also issued a strange smile left left the scene video exposure left left tAUSoGzq down down down]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【东莞多个“女神”被抓场面壮观 真实身份曝光[吃惊]】岁单身小伙小李突然间收到添加好友提示，对方竟和自己多年未见的女同学同名。“女同学”每天都来找小李聊天，经常嘘寒问暖。小李觉得找到了“女神”，后来发生的事情让小李惊了↓↓这些深夜里谈天说地的“女神”究竟是何来头？...全文： m.weibo
[【 dongguan multiple goddess was caught spectacle true identity exposure [surprised]], single guy xiao li suddenly received add buddy, each other and I havent seen in years female classmate with the same name. Female classmate come to xiao li chat every day, often be caring and attentive. Xiao li found goddess, think things happened afterwards let xiao li jing left left the night nattering goddess is no head? . The full text m. eibo]
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微博汽车：
话不多说，赶紧上车！为你喜欢的博主打CALL#视频号PICK大赛# #汽车红人创造营#
[Few words said, quickly get on the bus! Number for you like bo flagship CALL# video contest of PICK # # # auto reds create camp]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
优酷：
#重启之极海听雷#偶像@朱一龙 不和自己喝酒，我们小白@毛晓彤 有小情绪了。还好小三爷满足了小妹妹的愿望。只是和这么好看的小哥哥喝酒不应该照瓶吹吗？[doge]#重启酷爆了##酷爽夏日季#
tAUSSgv
[# to restart the idol of the sea to listen to the thunder # @ Zhu Yilong with their drink, we have a small white @ Mao Xiaotong mood. Ok little three yes met the little sister. Only with such a nice little brother drink should not be as bottle blowing? [doge] # restart cool burst # # # cool summer cool season < br > tAUSSgv]
南方都市报：
【美！#广州天空心形白云#】月日，广州上空出现一朵心状白云，飞机从云中穿过划出一道流线，十分好看。据@广东天气 介绍，俗称“飞机拉烟”的尾迹云，是飞机排出来的废气与周围环境空气混合后，水汽凝结而成的特殊云系。网友：画面好治愈！沸点视频tAUShbH
[[# # beautiful! The sky heart guangzhou baiyun] month day, guangzhou over a heart shape the white clouds, draws a line from the cloud through the plane, very good-looking. According to @ guangdong weather, commonly known as the plane pull smoke the trail of the cloud, is plane discharged waste gas mixes with the surrounding air, the water vapor condenses in special structures. Net friend picture good cure! Boiling point video tAUShbH]
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新浪汽车：
#摩托车# “我摩托车！停车！我还要我摩托车呢！ ”#出行安全# tAUXSHOZ
[# # motorcycle my motorcycle! Stop! I have my motorcycle! # # tAUXSHOZ travel safety]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
微博汽车：
博主身远心未远。快来PICK他#视频号PICK大赛# #汽车红人创造营#
[Blogger far heart not far. Come and PICK him # # # # video PICK series car # reds create camp]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
优酷：
#极限挑战宝藏行#极限男团@雷佳音 @岳云鹏 @演员王迅 @贾乃亮 @郭京飞 @邓伦 三区三州宝藏行启程！置身于美景中，享受当地美食的同时开启寻宝任务#上优酷看极挑#更多挑战即将来袭！tAUSaSX
[Line # limit challenge treasure limit - @ # mine better sound @ YueYunPeng @ actor Wang Xun @ smile @ Guo Jingfei @ Deng Lun three three state treasure departure! In the beautiful scenery, enjoy the local cuisine at the same time open the treasure hunt task # youku look very pick # more challenge is about to hit! tAUSaSX]
汽车之家：
#家家试驾评测#【翩翩少年 抢先测试全新奔驰CLA 】几天前，同事写的那篇全新奔驰CLA猎跑车的测试文章，就连作者本人也说，猎装车还是放在轴距较大的中大型车上更好。所以这次更加“原汁原味”的全新奔驰CLA三厢版车型和大家分享，放下“猎枪”的它正是一位翩翩少年。tAUSaqyU
[# # every test evaluation engaging young first to test new Mercedes CLA 】 【 a few days ago, a colleague to write the new Mercedes CLA hunting car test article, even the author himself has said, hunting car or on a wheelbase larger large cart is better. So the more authentic new Mercedes CLA version saloon cars and share, put down the shotgun it was an engaging young. tAUSaqyU]
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微博星座：
#拜托了星座# #星座小调查#
十二星座工作安排的方式，你被说中了吗[doge]
作者：@看星星的星婆
[# # # # please constellation constellation small survey < br > < br > the zodiac work arrangement way, you have been said in the [doge] < br > < br > the author @ star who look at the stars]
微博星座命理官方微博
优酷：
#我好喜欢你#“星悠夫妇”@言承旭Jerry @沈月 吻戏也太甜了吧？大型撒狗粮现场虐爆单身狗！这甜蜜对于酷酷子来说丝毫没有负担，gkd~gkd~还想看[害羞]更多独家花絮锁定优酷#宠爱剧场#
tAUSaLfu
[# I love you # @ hisa star couple Jerry Jerry @ shen month too sweet kiss, right? Large field abuse of detonation single dog and dog food! This sweet for cool son no burden, GKD GKD ~ ~ want to see [shy] more exclusive lock youku trivia # love # theatre < br > tAUSaLfu]
小浪同学爱吐槽：
#美食时刻#【荷包蛋焖面】看起来平淡无奇，但味道真的很赞！tAUinTEj
[# # food moments seem bland, poached egg surface, like 】 【 but it tastes really good! tAUinTEj]
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