冷笑话精选：
想去玩！@渣洁@_四月半子 @菲洛碳 我还想在玩一次呜呜呜@纯白型小商子 不确定还敢不敢上[跪了]@无肉不欢白白白 犹记得当年第一次去迪士尼，两天坐了七次极速光轮，爽到爆！！！！！@请叫我大锤老师啊 印象深刻，真的好玩！
[Want to go to play! Jie @ _ @ slag son in law in April @ philo carbon and I also want to play a meowed @ type white small son] [kneeling on uncertainty still dare to dare not @ not meat huan white white white Jude remember to Disney for the first time, two days sitting round seven times the speed of light, about to explode!!!!!!!!!!! @ please call me hammer was impressed by the teacher ah, really fun!]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪新闻客户端：
【点赞！#宝妈将婴儿放地上救心梗老人#：当时只想救人】陕西旬阳，一老人突发心梗倒在电梯内，一女子情急之下将怀里个月的婴儿放地上紧急施救。赶到时老人已无生命体征。女子称自己曾是内科护士，当时只想着救人。据了解，老人当天从老家来县城看子女，不想发生意外。tAwqX
[【 thumb up! # treasure mother laid the baby on the floor to save old man # myocardial infarction was just want to save 】 XunYang in shaanxi, the old man lies down in the elevator, a woman with such will arms months baby on the floor of the emergency rescue. Arrived the old man has been dead signs. Woman said she was a medical nurse, when trying to save lives. From home on the day it is understood that the old man to the county to see children, dont want to be an accident. tAwqX]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#宁德遭校长猥亵女教师发声#：不是第一次被骚扰】近日，福建宁德市第一实验学校女教师林某称，被校长钟某某以工作之名叫到办公室后遭猥亵，校长做了至今都不愿回忆的动作↓↓对此涉事校长称此事不实，其并未做出猥亵女教师行为。实名举报教师发声：这不是第一次被钟某某骚扰↓↓tAYjQb
[[# ningde principal obscene female teachers voice # this is not the first time being harassed 】 recently, fujian ningde, according to the first experimental school teacher Lin mou clock so-and-so to work by the headmaster was called to the office after the obscene, the principal made so far did not want to recall action left left this involved the headmaster said it is not real, it did not lewd women teachers. Real-name reporting teachers voice this is not the first time by the clock left left tAYjQb so-and-so harassment]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
张小娴：
假使沒有另一人，也別虧待自己，偶爾自己浪漫一下吧，誰說不可以呢？浪漫的心，也是需要培養的。
[If not another person, dont mistreat, their romantic occasionally, who said not? Romantic heart, is also the need to develop. ]
我的唯一微信号：遇见张小娴（Miss_AmyZ）。工作联系：陈仲明gongzuoshi@sina
汽车之家：
上山前最后一点信号给大家直播斯巴鲁的试驾游！快来吧tAYhMh .
[Up the hill before the last signal for everyone to live the subaru test-drive swim! Come tAYhMh.]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
小野妹子学吐槽：
知乎：人在东北，刚下铁锅@银教授鹅鹅鹅地笑，是我粉丝@姚一十哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈确实@史塔克三号机大鹅在宽油锅里游泳是王刚@无笑无伤素雅妹子黄昏竹林炖大鹅，这是李子柒。
[Zhihu people in the northeast, just under the wok @ silver goose goose goose smile, professor yao is my fan @ ten ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha really @ stark machine no. big goose is swimming in wide frying pan wang gang @ no smile no hurt sister evening goose stew of bamboo, simple but elegant this is plum and pure.]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
南方都市报：
#广东吴川一医院院长踢球后突发疾病去世# 【广东吴川岁医院院长踢球后突发疾病去世！曾获评吴川好医生】月日，广东省吴川市第二人民医院院长曾坚卫下班时间踢球时突发疾病抢救无效去世，享年岁。月日晚，吴川市梅菉街道社区卫生服务中心在讣告中写道：“曾坚卫同志为人真诚谦和，仁心厚德，...全文： m.weibo
[# guangdong wuchuan died after playing a hospital a disease # [guangdong wuchuan play in hospital after the age of disease to die! Once crowned wuchuan good doctor 】 month day, wuchuan city, guangdong province, the second peoples hospital Zeng Jianwei seizures rescue invalid death, time from work when I played football at the age of years old. On Tuesday night, wuchuan city Lu street community health service center in the obituary wrote comrade Zeng Jianwei sincere gentleman, kung, thick... The full text m. eibo]
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青年时报：
【实力宠妻！ #旬大爷带一箱丝巾为妻子拍照#[笑cry]】近日，江西龙虎山景区，岁大爷徐金龙带着一箱丝巾和饰品为自己岁的妻子拍照。据大爷称，妻子年轻时就爱美，也爱出去玩，可惜工作忙没时间。如今两人都退休在家，就想多带妻子出来走走。 tAhYRcn
[【 strength spoil wife! Grandpa # ten-day brings a case of scarves for his wife take pictures # [laugh cry]] recently, the jiangxi scenic area, mount longhu, big ye Xu Jinlong with a case of scarves and jewelry for his old wife. According to the big ye, as a young wife the love of beauty, love go out to play, but dont have time to work busy. Now both are retired at home, can want to take my wife out for a walk. tAhYRcn]
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青年时报：
【杭州新增境外输入无症状感染者例, 其入境后均全程受控】月日-时，杭州无新增确诊病例，新增境外输入无症状感染者例（菲律宾输入）, 入境后均全程受控转运至入境人员集中隔离安置点实施医学观察，核酸检测阳性后已转至定点医院隔离。tAjbWP
[[hangzhou new input asymptomatic infection cases abroad, are all controlled 】 after its entry - February nd, hangzhou new confirmed cases, no new input asymptomatic infection cases abroad (input) in the Philippines, are fully controlled after entry to people entering concentration segregation site to implement medical observation, test positive for nucleic acid isolation has turned to the designated hospital. tAjbWP]
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但斌：
@老曾阿牛横批：家天下！
[@ old once pig guangpi a home under the sun!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
@老曾阿牛我读大学时是亲美派，大一大三所有的课都是美外教，我甚至还考过托福和GMAT，但现赞成这篇文章的观点
[@ old had pig when I read the universitys pro-american, all first-year junior classes is beauty teacher, I even pass the toefl and the GMAT, but now in favor of the idea of this article]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新浪汽车：
#试驾笔记#【担心双离合的朋友可以放心了 试驾宋PLUS 燃油版】对于汽车来说，开起来的好坏才是决定车辆成败的最关键因素。今天，我们有幸试驾了宋PLUS 燃油版车型，一起开看看它的动态表现到底如何？更多详情看这里➡️tAPQbPq
[# # test note the worry dual-clutch friend can rest assured the drive of song PLUS fuel version 】 for cars, open up the stand or fall of is the most critical factors in determine the success or failure of the vehicle. Today, we have the honor to drive the song PLUS fuel edition models, with open and see how its dynamic performance? For more details see here ➡ ️ tAPQbPq]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
但斌：
@陶永谊阿三这个“气势”，连尼泊尔都压不倒，还能压倒中国人？@CLL这个，确定他们不是计谋在气势上先压倒你[吃瓜]
[Three o @ TaoYongYi this momentum, even pressure to fail in Nepal, also can overwhelm the Chinese? Counsel @ CLL this, make sure they are not on the momentum to overwhelm you [eat the melon]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
@陶永谊日本和欧盟实施负利率经济一直没有起色，这种违背经济规律的做法，是不可能持续的。@阿剑online只要像日本那样实行负利率就不会有事吧？债务不但不用付利息，还能赚利息。
[@ TaoYongYi Japan and the European Union impose negative interest rates economy there has been no improvement, this kind of contrary to the practice of economic law, it is impossible to continue. O @ sword online just like Japan implement the negative interest rates will be fine? Not only dont have to pay interest on debt, but also can earn interest.]
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