冷笑话精选:
真美@一枚问号太温柔了@美滋滋我特别喜欢晚霞@暴暴三麦穗托着夕阳,晚风卷着一串一串细碎的光,叶子片片转身,翻起了黄昏。
[Beautiful @ a question mark is too gentle @ alacrity, I especially like three grain in the setting sun sunset glow @ violence violence, wind rolled in a string of a string of finely light, leaf blades turn, turn up at dusk.]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
优酷:
恭喜@扎啤_OFFICIAL 名用户获得【音乐剧大赏卡司签名照 音乐剧大赏周边徽章】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 对本次抽奖进行监督,结果公正有效。公示链接:tAPZM
[Congratulations to draft beers _OFFICIAL users get @ around 【 admire greatly autographed CARDS department musicals is great reward badge 】. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tAPZM]
南方都市报:
#丽江被解救男童父亲抹泪致谢#【云南丽江被抱走岁男童和家人团聚,男童身体状况良好】#警方通报抱走岁男童嫌疑人已抓获#据云南丽江永胜警方通报,经过警方小时搜寻,月日,永胜被抱走岁男童在一处山洞中被找到。男童在医院与父母团聚,男童父亲几度抹泪致谢警察。医院医生称,男孩目前身体情况...全文: m.weibo
[# # thank lijiang was to save the boy father wipe tears [lijiang in yunnan province was took years old boys and their families, boys in good health] # police report with the boy who suspects have captured # according to yunnan yongsheng, lijiang notified the police, after police hours searching, June , yongsheng, was with the boy who was found in a cave. The boy in the hospital with parents, the boy father several times to wipe tears thanks to the police. Hospital doctors said that the boy now body circumstance... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家:
#晚安家人# #七夕# 今天七夕节你收到礼物了嘛?晒出来让大家羡慕羡慕[嘻嘻]
[# # # # the Tanabata night family today is Chinese valentines day have you received the gift? Sun come out to let everyone envy envy (hee hee)]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台,为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务,助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能,建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈,建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈,正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车,都回汽车之家。
小浪同学爱吐槽:
#深夜大明白#【近视手术的区别】原来并不是所有人都可以做近视手术,那不同的近视手术有什么区别?又要注意什么呢?tAUnpLvg
[# # the night big understand myopic operation is the difference between the original 】 not everyone can do myopic operation, then what is the difference between different myopia operation? What should pay attention to? tAUnpLvg]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
元气满满新沐瞳:
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航
但斌:
但斌今天对话:家里人炒股从几百万亏成几十万的教训,特斯拉可能将成全球最大公司,无人驾驶将开启一个新时代tAPhTqr
[But today bin dialogue family fry from millions of losses into the teaching of the hundreds of thousands of tesla could become the worlds largest companies, unmanned tAPhTqr will open up a new era]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
冷笑话精选:
好想看!!@阿金_猎人今天出粘土人了so普罗米修斯还有下一部吗@__轴对称__女娲传奇@毒舌电影预告更换中字~@橘子需要real充 酷诶 新世界女娲嘛
[Really want to see!!!!! @ arkin _ the hunter out of clay people today so Prometheus is there next @ __ __ axisymmetric nuwa legend @ poison tongue words in the movie trailer to replace ~ @ orange need real cool filling showing new world nuwa]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
优酷:
恭喜@无余岁可偷s 等名用户获得【婚姻护身袜】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 对本次抽奖进行监督,结果公正有效。公示链接:tAPvEDr
[Congratulations to @ all age to steal s users so as to obtain 】 【 marriage protective stockings. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tAPvEDr]
小野妹子学吐槽:
恭喜@S-木木三 名用户等额平分【元现金】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 对本次抽奖进行监督,结果公正有效。公示链接:tAPvuj
[Congratulations to @ S - mywood equal share [yuan] three users. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tAPvuj]
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新浪新闻客户端:
【真实的可可西里无人区 究竟有多可怕?】月日,玉树州治多县公安局发布情况通报#在可可西里失联小伙已离世#,此前青海失联女大学生遗骸”被警方在可可西里自然保护区清水河南侧无人区发现。一个月内多起可可西里死亡事件引起网友关注。真实的可可西里究竟有多可怕?详情↓↓tAPvwWc
[The real kekexili no-man s-land how scary? 】 Month day, yushu prefecture county public security bureau released briefing # # in the hoh xil lost guy has died, the remains of lost in female college students in qinghai by the police found in henan hoh xil nature reserve water side no mans land. More than a month since kekexili deaths caused by the net friend. The real kekexili how scary? Left left tAPvwWc for details]
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新浪汽车:
#车迷夜聊# 哪辆车是你的“情人”?得到了吗?写在评论里![LOVE] #七夕#
[# # fans night chat lovers which is your car? Got it? Write in the comments! [LOVE] # # the Tanabata]
新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。
小野妹子学吐槽:
刚问了微博那边,说是@微博抽奖平台 太多人开奖把[浪]平台干崩了,还在努力修复,昨天我发的那个估计修好了也就开了,感谢大家耐心等待。
所以!凑热闹再发一条,让平台更崩一点[doge][doge][doge]从转这条的粉里抽个每人元小红包,一会就开,七夕单身狗谁都别睡哈[doge][doge][doge] ...全文: m.weibo
[Just ask weibo there, say @ weibo lucky draw platform too many people got the wave [] stem collapse, still trying to fix, yesterday I send the estimate of the repaired also opened, thank you for your patience to wait. < br > so! Coincided with a send a, let the platform collapsed a bit more [doge] [doge] [doge] turn from each of the powder in the smoke a yuan of small red envelope, for a while and then open, Tanabata single dog who dont sleep ha [doge] [doge] [doge]... The full text m. eibo]
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新摄影网:
【理光即将发布宾得款银色限量版产品】其中,宾得K- Mark II银色版相机全球限量发售,台,三款银色版镜头分别限量发售枚。据悉,宾得K- Mark II银色版相机售价,日元(约合,元人民币),并将于月日上市销售。HD PENTAX-D FA★ -mm F. ED DC AW银色版镜头售价,日元...全文: m.weibo
[【 ricoh upcoming pentax silver limited edition product 】 the pentax K - Mark II silver version camera global limited, units, three silver version of the lens are limited. It is reported, pentax K - Mark II silver edition camera price, yen (about RMB), and will go on sale on the month. PENTAX HD - D painted FA - mm f. ED DC AW silver version of the lens price, yen... The full text m. eibo]
全球影像资讯、数码相机新闻、实用摄影教程...
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