冷笑话精选：
[泪]@月光少女肖同学看的太感动了，希望今后一切都顺遂平安[泪]@看我眼色行事好吧@M大王叫我来巡山希望你们以后万事顺遂@Tiger公子@鲁一围 白天看她名字还叫踏雪寻梅，现在改成花满月圆了，好，总算是好[泪]@山叶逐火[泪]………@下一只舞蹈转发微博
[[] tears @ moonlight girl saint James school look so touched, I hope everything is smoothly peace act [] tears @ see me look well @ M king, the king asked me to garrick hope you later all right @ Tiger childe @ is a daytime around her name, also called mei found through the snow, to take full moon round now, well, finally is the good [] tears @ yamaha by fire (tears)......... @ forwarding microblogging under a dance]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
薛蛮子：
分享视频 tAUJvpmb
[Share video tAUJvpmb]
中国著名天使投资人 薛蛮子
星巴克中国：
掐，今天最后一条微博
是来自#你有故事我有咖啡# 和号晚安故事
小小好事是生活的小太阳，哪怕你只是一个旁观者，偶然看到听到，他们都会在你心中驻扎、发芽，成为沮丧时刻的慰藉。
目睹老奶奶之间的可爱互助、被陌生人拉住消消毒。今夜的晚安故事，依旧细小又美好。愿你读完它们，窝心入睡...全文： m.weibo
[Device, today finally a tweet < br > come from # # # do you have a story I have coffee and good night story < br > < br > small good thing is the small sun of life, even if you are just a bystander, accidentally see hear, they will be in your heart stationed, germination, become frustrated moment of comfort. < br > see grandma between cute, mutual help and pull away disinfection by a stranger. Tonight good night story, still fine and good. May you read them, a great sleep... The full text m. eibo]
星巴克咖啡公司成立于年，始终致力于商业道德采购并烘焙世界上最优质的阿拉比卡咖啡豆。四十年间，门店遍布全球的星巴克已经成为世界上首屈一指的专业咖啡烘焙商和零售商。
优酷：
#左叶边伯贤仿妆# #胡文煊露腰装好A#
#少年之名#今晚的的三公舞台你们看了吗？🍃@少年之名-左叶 的异域雕塑美男吧，@少年之名-胡文煊 🔥的露腰装，真是绝了！
tAUxWEjo
[# # # the left lobe edge xian imitation makeup Hu Wenxuan dew waist pack good # < br > # # teenager in the name of a three stage you see tonight? 🍃 @ young - the name of the left lobe of the foreign sculpture , @ - the name of young Hu Wenxuan 🔥 the outfit that show a waist, its perfect! < br > tAUxWEjo]
刘彦斌：
我的微博是公共平台，大家有不同声音太正常了，”有人支持有人反对”就对了！怎么可能一边倒？如果有不同意见就拉黑，那不如不玩微博！我拉黑的都是做广告的！
[My weibo is a public platform, everyone has a different voice is too normal, and some support some opposition! How is it possible that one-sided? If there are different opinions on screen, it better not to play weibo! My shield is advertising! ]
优酷：
#司凤璇玑好甜# #司凤结巴# 璇玑@袁冰妍 土味情话大赏！司凤@成毅 的笑像酒酿，又甜又迷人[笑而不语]最后附送手指吻，甜齁小酷了！
第一集
tAUxNNGD
第二集
tAUxNNGF
第三集
tAUxkJCl
第四集
tAUxkJCH
第五集
tAUxkJCT
第六集
...全文： m.weibo
[# SiFeng CV sweet # # # SiFeng stammer CV @ Yuan Bingyan earth taste sweet nothings is great reward. Chengyi smile like, whose SiFeng @ sweet and charming smiling without a word attached to the fingers last kiss, sweet little staining cool! < br > < br > the first set tAUxNNGD < br > < br > the second set tAUxNNGF < br > < br > the third set tAUxkJCl < br > < br > the fourth set tAUxkJCH < br > < br > the fifth set tAUxkJCT < br > < br > episode vi... The full text m. eibo]
优酷：
#杜华最想让张雨绮去打歌# 国内首档阵营对抗竞演音乐秀 #宇宙打歌中心# 来了[憧憬][憧憬]发布会现场杜华直言最想让张雨绮去打歌，夸她现在歌好舞也好。绮绮子爽朗回复“x选手逆袭了！” @张雨绮 舞台准备好了，约个时间来打歌呗？
[# # Du Hua most want to let Kitty zhang da domestic first camp against play music shows # # universe da center to the scene of the [hope] [hope] conference Du Hua what most want to let Kitty zhang da, her song good dance all right now. Yee yee child bright and clear reply xs counter attack! @ Kitty zhang stage ready, set up a time to da bai? ]
星巴克中国：
晚上喝了咖啡的都还精神着
喝了低因咖啡的都睡着了
#晚安啦！星巴克低因咖啡#
TGIF 星粉们明天见
[Drink coffee at night is also the spirit of the < br > drank decaffeinated coffee fell asleep < br > # good night! Starbucks is low because of coffee # < br > TGIF star fans see you tomorrow]
星巴克咖啡公司成立于年，始终致力于商业道德采购并烘焙世界上最优质的阿拉比卡咖啡豆。四十年间，门店遍布全球的星巴克已经成为世界上首屈一指的专业咖啡烘焙商和零售商。
薛蛮子：
贺龙元帅与他的左膀右臂。左：上将彭绍辉右：上将贺炳炎。（贺在截肢时居然没有用麻药）
[He long commander-in-chief and his right-hand man. Left general Peng Shaohui right general He Bingyan. (and he had no anesthetic)]
中国著名天使投资人 薛蛮子
优酷：
#张艺兴好的偶像不需要声光电##少年之名#
“形式大于内容，好的艺人应该是没有声光电舞美也不输的”张艺兴点评@优酷少年之名 三公舞台《第一次告白》，少年们冲呀！没有星光熠熠的舞台也要闪闪发光！
[# lay good idol does not need to young in the name of a sound and light # # # < br > form is greater than the content, good artist should be no sound and light dance beautiful also not lose lay comments @ youku teenager in the name of a three stage confessions, for the first time, teenagers rushed! Not a star-studded stage will shine! ]
但斌：
回复@肖大水[作揖][心]@肖大水记得但总在今年股票开市前一天，坐在櫈子上录的视频，鼓励大家不要恐慌，要对中国股市有信心，虽然当时疫情很严重。您的人品如这幅字。可惜身在武汉的我，还是被疫情吓到了，没敢抄底。
[Reply @ the waters [bowing] [heart] @ shaw shaw flood remember but all in this year the stock opened the day before, sitting on the 櫈 son to record video, encourage you not to panic, to have confidence in Chinas stock market, although the epidemic is very serious. Your character such as this picture words. But in wuhan, I was scared disease, did not dare to bottom.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
回复@Whispers葛自强[心][鲜花][握手]@Whispers葛自强猗欤吾校永无疆---感谢但总，身为河大人为您而骄傲，我是级河大学子[嘻嘻]
[Reply @ Whispers ge self-strengthening [heart] [flowers] [shake hands] @ Whispers ge self-improvement Yi wipe my school always boundless thank you - but, as the river people proud of you, I am river level students (hee hee)]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
薛蛮子：
太牛了！一个真正的科学家tAUxeGlI
[Too cattle! A real scientist tAUxeGlI]
中国著名天使投资人 薛蛮子
维维任意门：
「手把手教你薅羊毛」
属于年轻人的薅羊毛攻略，就是在有活动的时候利用满减打折等各种优惠去买到心仪好物。
趁着#沃尔玛购物节#，卯足劲买买买。从吃的到用的，都是我们能够信赖的大品牌，都比平时要划算！会省钱也是一种智慧，一起去薅羊毛吧！错过后悔一整年！tAUxqx
[Taught you how to pull them wool < br > belong to young people while wool round, is when there are activities to use full reduction discounts and other incentives to buy good thing right. < br > # while # wal-mart shopping section, gather enough strength to buy buy buy. From food to use, are we able to trusted brands, are cheaper than usual! Will save money is also a kind of wisdom, go while wool! Miss regret for a whole year! tAUxqx]
以吃喝玩乐为生的仙女✨ 商务联络微信：DDX
小野妹子学吐槽：
然而不差钱的话谁不想喝十四代呢@赤道少女@江南大野花存一个下次学学@二次元种草机这边的日料店真的都是……@asgrmomopiepie和加起来就是海外日本酒市场现状[允悲]@去她的日本.有热爱日本酒的日本师傅开的店：地酒！
[But the word of money who dont want to drink fourteen generations @ the equator girls @ jiangnan large wild flowers to save a next time learn @ secondary yuan on this side of the grass machine, material store really are... @ asgrmomopiepie and add up to overseas Japanese wine market present situation allow sad @ to her Japan. Japanese teacher have love Japanese wine open shop the wine!]
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