冷笑话精选：
有点治愈呢[憧憬]@Meena与米娜：毛绒绒的～～～～[兔子]@小梁今天拥有机车了吗可爱！！！！！！！！！
[A bit cure with mina [hope] @ Meena fluffy ~ ~ ~ ~ [] rabbit @ trabecular do you have today locomotive cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：
#陆星成童小悠终于亲了#“星悠夫妇” @言承旭Jerry @沈月 工作室上演暴虐初吻，好不容易等来了初吻，却是#陆星成童小悠分手吻#两人什么时候才能和好呀 [泪][泪][泪] #我好喜欢你# #宠爱剧场#tAURxvp
[# Lu Xing into TongXiaoYou finally kissed # @ hisa star couple Jerry Jerry @ shen month studio oppressive first kiss, very not easy for the first kiss, it is # Lu Xing into TongXiaoYou kiss # two people break up when its time to be friends ah [tears] [tears] [tears] # I love you # # # tAURxvp dote on theater]
优酷：
#电视剧琉璃##司凤床咚璇玑# 发糖预警❗ 初遇夫妇的吻戏又来了，小璇玑@袁冰妍 主动献吻司凤@成毅 ，上演撩汉十八招[求饶]司凤今日拿回男主剧本，反手就是一个床咚！今晚来优酷甜一下~
[Dong CV # # # # series of coloured glaze SiFeng bed candy warning ❗ first met couple kiss again, small CV @ Yuan Bingyan active kiss SiFeng @ chengyi, liao han on recruit [for] SiFeng today back to the male master script, backhand is a bed, dong! To youku sweet ~ tonight]
新浪汽车：
【快评 | 别克昂科威S [笑而不语]】当#昂科威S#这个名字出现在网上时，大多数人都以为这个年龄不小的中流砥柱要迎来继任者了，不过令人意外的是，加上“S”尾标的车，拥有了更高的定位，一起来看视频↓↓tAURuns #万茜[超话]# @购车帮帮忙
[【 fast review | buick enclave wei S [smiling without a word]] when # aung coldwell S # this name appeared on the Internet, most people think that the older successor, a mainstay of coming but surprisingly, combined with S car tail target, have a higher position, see video at left left tAURuns # wonhee [ultra words] # @ car to help]
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汽车之家：
#家家新闻#【转扩！[话筒]五部门发文：#北京加油加气作业区禁止手机扫码支付#】北京市应急管理局、市公安局、市城市管理委、市商务局、市消防救援总队等五部门日前联合印发了《关于严格加油加气站内扫码支付等使用手机行为安全管理的通告》，其中明确，严禁在加油加气作业区内进行扫码支付等使用手机的...全文： m.weibo
[# # every news 【 turn expansion! [microphone] five departments issuing working in the oil gas sweep banned cell phone code # Beijing pay # 】 Beijing municipal emergency administration, city public security bureau, city management committee, city business bureau, municipal fire rescue team, five departments recently jointly issued on strictly within the refueling stations and yards pay such as mobile phone use behavior safety management notice, which is clear, it is strictly prohibited in the bunkering aerated zone and code to pay for cell phone use... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
南方都市报：
【#武汉被拒车主将起诉特斯拉#：打工十年，特斯拉曾是我的梦想】特斯拉交付门最新进展，该武汉被拒车主表示将起诉特斯拉。昨日同样在拼多多抢购成功的上海车主已经顺利提车，对此武汉车主表示，“我要起诉特斯拉，区别对待。”据了解，该准车主之前是一名快递员，在武汉已经打拼年，一个月要寄收近...全文： m.weibo
[【 # wuhan rejected the owner to Sue the tesla # working for ten years, tesla was my dream 】 tesla delivery door is reviewed, the wuhan rejected the owner said it would Sue tesla. Yesterday at spelling is great for same successful Shanghai pick up the car owner has been smoothly, wuhan the owner said, I want to Sue the tesla, differently. It is understood that the prospective owner is a Courier, before in wuhan have struggle years, to send nearly a month... The full text m. eibo]
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南方都市报：
【#河底捞赢了但还是把名字改了#：海底捞是大公司，我们不想惹麻烦】最近，海底捞状告河底捞侵权败诉案引发关注。河底捞是长沙的一家湘菜馆，老板娘康女士说，当时准备了十几个名字，工商说注册不了，后来河底捞这个名字可以通过就用了。事后，河底捞老板为了不惹麻烦主动拆除招牌，将“河底捞”改成了...全文： m.weibo
[【 # bottom fishing won but changed name # haidilao is big company, we dont want to trouble 】 recently, haidilao lawsuit to bottom fishing for losing case sparked concern. Bottom fishing is one of the hunan museum changsha, wife of shop-owner said kang, prepared a dozen names at that time, said the industrial and commercial registration will not be too, bottom fishing for this name can be used later. After the event, bottom fishing for the boss to trouble actively removing signs, will scoop river changed to... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#马来西亚发现变异新冠病毒毒株# 传染性提高倍[衰]】#新冠毒株变异更易形成超级传播者# 马来西亚医学研究机构发现一种变异新冠病毒毒株，传染性比最初原毒株提高倍。至少已在人身上发现该型病毒。该国卫生部卫生总干事警告称，这种突变可能使目前的疫苗研究无效，并呼吁加强个人卫生和社会隔离...全文： m.weibo
[【 found new crown variation strain # # Malaysia infectious improve times [failure]] # # strain variation is easier to form new champions league super disseminator Malaysia medical research institute found that a new crown strain variation, infectious times greater than that of the original original strain. At least has been found that the virus in humans. The health ministry director-general of health warned that this mutation may invalidate the current vaccine research, and calls for strengthening the personal health and social isolation... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
柳州公安：
【#柳州# 一夜偷了个电瓶的盗窃团伙被抓了！】#柳州警讯# 连日来，@融水警方 依托合成作战，缜密侦查成功打掉一盗窃团伙，抓获名嫌疑人，及时追回被盗电动车辆和电动车电瓶个。据悉，该盗窃团伙一般选择凌晨作案，作案地点多选偏远小区和偏僻路段，其中最多一夜偷了个电动车电瓶。目前，案件仍...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # liuzhou night stole a battery gang was caught!] # # liuzhou warnings for days, @ meltwater police based on synthetic combat, careful investigation successfully solved a theft gang, arrested suspects, timely recover stolen electric vehicles and electric vehicle battery. It is reported that the theft gang crime generally choose the morning, an alternative remote village and lonely stretch, stole a electric vehicle battery them at night. At present, the case is still... The full text m. eibo]
需要报案或者其他危急情况请直接拨打“”！举报网络不良信息请@柳州网警巡查执法！
新浪汽车：
#老司机课堂# 倒车入库，学车的朋友收藏一下[并不简单]tAUQYKXa
[Old driver class # # astern warehousing, collection the student driver friend [] are not simple tAUQYKXa]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
维维任意门：
四点半起床收获的清净的早晨
听说求姻缘很灵验喔[喵喵]
#维维任意门[超话]##网红景点##城市必打卡景点# tzAibcn
[Get harvest of clean morning < br > o marriage very profitably oh [meow] < br > # d d arbitrary door [ultra words] red spots # # # # network cities will clock # tzAibcn]
以吃喝玩乐为生的仙女✨ 商务联络微信：DDX
新浪新闻客户端：
.#要闻DAILY#
忙碌的我们
《中国经济生活大调查（—）》一组数据引发争议
除去工作和睡觉
年#中国人日均休闲时间仅.小时#
比年少了分钟
年世界卫生组织首次把“过劳”
列为影响健康状况或与健康服务相关的因素
你目前的休闲时间有多少？
tAURCoAk
[. # pounced DAILY# we < br > < br > busy big China economic life survey (-) < br > to remove a set of data controversy over working and sleeping, < br > # in Chinese daily leisure time. Only hours # < br > < br > than fewer minutes in the world health organization (who) for the first time karoshi < br > as factors influencing the health or health service related < br > your current leisure time is how many? < br > tAURCoAk]
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新浪新闻客户端：
【#印度岁女孩遭残忍奸杀# 父亲：女儿眼球被挖舌头被割[怒]】月日，印度北方邦一名岁女孩遭奸杀，遗体于日在甘蔗地内被发现↓↓女孩父亲形容遗体被发现时眼球被挖掉，舌头也被割掉了↓↓但警方却否认了这一说法，尸检报告内容曝光。案件详情↓↓tAURRwr
[【 raped and murdered # # the Indian girl was cruel father daughter eye gouged tongue was cut [anger]] month day, uttar pradesh, a girl was raped and murdered, body was found in the cane fields in days left left girl eye ground was when his father described the remains were found, the tongue was cut off left left but the police denied the claim, autopsy report content exposure. Case left left tAURRwr for details]
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南方都市报：
【躲过死神！男子钓鱼时突然弃竿逃走，下一秒大浪袭来吞没岸边】月日，山西临汾。名男子正在水库边钓鱼，突然弃竿逃跑。监控画面显示，几秒后大浪袭来，人此前所在位置瞬间被吞没。救援人员介绍，连日降雨导致山体滑坡，山石落入水中掀起大浪。好在两人及时躲开，没有受伤。...全文： m.weibo
[【 escaped death! Man fishing when suddenly abandon rod escape, swallowed by waves hit the shore 】 next second month, linfen, shanxi. Man is fishing in the reservoir, suddenly abandon rod to escape. Surveillance footage showed a few seconds after the big wave struck, people had previously location is consumed in an instant. Rescuers, days of rain caused landslides, rock fell into the water waves. Fortunately swerved out, two people not injured. . The full text m. eibo]
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元气满满新沐瞳：
@爱奇艺APP#会员宠爱节#这个买得是真的顶，我都没忍住自己抢了个！还没薅羊毛的小可爱快戳原博买买买，已经售罄倒计时咯～关➕转发，月日将从本博抽位送出小雅nano音箱哦[心]
[# @ iQIYI app # section members favor the buy is really, I couldnt resist myself robbed a! Not uproot wool small lovely fast stamp the original Po to buy buy buy, have already sold out the countdown cough up ~ pass ➕ forwarding, date of send the from this blog a lesser nano speakers oh [heart]]
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