冷笑话精选：
对于你现在的室友，你有什么想对ta说的？
[For your roommate now, is there anything youd like to say to ta? ]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
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【#珍惜粮食不浪费# 我们可以这样做】对美食最大的尊重，就是响应光盘行动。从自己做起，好好吃饭，享受每一餐的快乐，致敬美食背后的劳动者。说说看，你的晚饭“光盘”了吗？[中国赞] tAUWJyi
[【 # # treasured food waste not we can do it 】 the greatest respect to food, is the response to a CD. Starts from oneself, eat well, enjoy the pleasure of every meal, salute the workers behind food. Say, your dinner CD? TAUWJyi praise [China]]
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一发技高手云集，秒播报可见功底，快来预约“车晚揭秘”小时直播→ tAUpFwIQ 看小姐姐们用“一发技”过招！
[One master skill, seconds to broadcast visible strength, come quickly reveal hours later car booking live - miss tAUpFwIQ see sisters with one skill training!]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
冷笑话精选：
马一下@strive-小朋友码了 就是我会做了[哪吒得意]
[Ill have a horse @ strive - friend code is made [which zha proud]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
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【玩大了！#男子玩滑翔伞被挂高压线#小时】近日，一名滑翔伞爱好者在进行滑翔飞行时，因操作不当致使滑翔伞挂在距离地面约米正常通电的千伏高压线上。消防救援部门接到报警，迅速赶赴现场，展开救援。由于伞绳绝缘性能良好，被困男子并未发生触电。经过个多小时的营救，被困男子终于顺利回归地...全文： m.weibo
[【 play big! Play paragliders are hung high tension line # # man hours 】 recently, a paraglider enthusiasts in the gliding flight, because of improper operation paraglider hanging in the ground about m normal electricity kv high-voltage line. Fire and rescue department received alarm, quick to the scene, rescue. Due to the rope insulation performance is good, the trapped men didnt happen to get an electric shock. After hours of rescue, smooth return to the trapped man finally... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【分绝地大逆转 辽宁-击败广东扳平总比分】CBA总决赛第二场，辽宁在第三节中后段最多落后分的情况下上演绝地反击，郭艾伦第四节开始连得分，将分差缩小至分，包括一记超远压哨三分！末节最后时刻，梅奥和赵继伟相继命中关键三分，随着威姆斯绝杀三分不中，辽宁-实现惊天逆转击败广...全文： m.weibo
[【 points jedi reversal liaoning - always beat guangdong from 】 the CBA finals second, after a period of up to lag behind in liaoning province in the third quarter of the cases on the jedi counterattack, pg in the fourth quarter began to even the score, the lakers to points, including a vast buzzer three points! Details at the last minute, Mayo and Zhao Jiwei hit in succession, the key with miss weems to beat three points, liaoning - wide implementation fightback beat... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
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【#男孩按扶梯紧急按钮险致人摔倒# 一转身被保安逮个正着[摊手]】近日，广西南宁一男孩按下地铁站扶梯的紧急按钮，两名男乘客险些摔倒，一名行动不便的乘客发现情况后便放弃乘坐。男孩恶作剧后正准备跑掉，被工作人员逮个正着。民警对孩子及其监护人进行批评教育。荔直播tAUpeN
[【 # boy by escalator emergency button risks cause person fall # a turn and was caught by the security guard [stand hand]] recently, the guangxi nanning a boy subway escalator emergency button, two male passengers nearly fell, a disabled passengers out of their after they found it. After the boy mischief is preparing to run away, was caught by staff. Police education to children and their guardians to criticism. Li live tAUpeN]
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“秒快速播报”也太甜了，被融化！还想看小姐姐就来预约“车晚揭秘”小时直播吧→→→ tAUpFwIQ
[Second chatters is too sweet, melted! Want to see little sister to make an appointment to reveal hours later car live - - - tAUpFwIQ]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
优酷：
各位等璃子们觉得#电视剧琉璃# 的小名应该叫什么呢？十生十世再来一次？别爱我没结果？[笑而不语][笑而不语]即日起到月日点，在#电视剧琉璃[超话]# 来为你心中的琉璃改名叭！记得带话题#电视剧琉璃# 和#琉璃改名大赛# 并同步到微博喔[doge]
详细规则请参考活动图，心动好礼“璃”你很近[兔子]
[You sons and other glass think # show coloured glaze # name should call what? Born ten who once again? Dont love me didnt results? [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] will have June points, in words [over] # # show coloured glaze to heart for you coloured glaze renamed beep! Remember to bring the topic # # and # # show coloured glaze glaze is renamed competition and synchronized to the microblogging oh [doge] < br > detailed rules please refer to the activity diagram, cardiac gifts glass is very close to you [] rabbit]
小野妹子学吐槽：
？？我不信！！[拜拜][拜拜]
[?? I dont believe it!!!!! [bye] [bynum]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【岁#女童在园长车内窒息身亡# 园长：不知后座有孩子】月日，福建漳州，一名岁小女孩被发现死在该幼儿园园长林女士的车内。据死者亲属称，当日女孩的父亲用摩托车带女儿上学，遇到园长林女士，便将女孩放在园长的私家车内。而园长到达幼儿园后，却将女孩遗忘在车内，直至女孩的奶奶来接其回家时才...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # at the age of girls in kindergarten interior suffocated director I dont know in the back seat with children] month day, fujian zhangzhou, a little girl was found dead in the age of the kindergarten Lin of the car. According to the deceased relatives, the girls father with motorcycle took my daughter to school, meet director Lin, the girl is placed within the director of the private cars. After and director to kindergarten, but the girl will be forgotten in the car, until the girls grandma to take it home to... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
微博搞笑排行榜：
你因为知识文化不够，吃过的亏是什么
_______________________________
[Because the culture of knowledge is not enough, you eat the loss of what is < br > _______________________________]
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优酷：
#重启#铁三角拆不开，散了又聚青山不改！这一路共患难，故事的开始与结尾情义永不变！#重启第一季大结局# #重启之极海听雷#
[Does not open, # # to restart the iron triangle separated the poly castle peak do not change again! This way the danger, the beginning and the end story of friendship will never change! # restart first season finale # # # restart of the sea to listen to thunder]
汽车之家：
#夜福利# 硬核SUV很多，但是能越野的面包车却屈指可数，这款已经生产了半个多世纪的瓦滋旅行者算是其中之一。其搭载.L发动机+挡手动变速箱的动力组合，并且有分时四驱、前后硬桥、后桥差速锁傍身。旅行者是一款非常纯粹的车型，静态动态均是如此，而且车厢拥有可观的容积。以后在街上看见它不要惊讶...全文： m.weibo
[# # hardcore night welfare suvs are many, but a handful to off-road van, this has already produced more than half a century of zi traveler is one of them. Its carrying. L engine + manual transmission power combination, and time-sharing all-wheel-drive, hard before and after the bridge, rear axle differential lock alongside the body. Travelers is a very pure models, static and dynamic are so, and car has considerable volume. Later in the street see it dont be surprised... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
新浪新闻客户端：
#枕边时刻# 你做过哪些值得吹嘘一辈子的事？
[# # pillow moment which boast a lifetime of things have you had? ]
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