2020年8月1日星期六

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优酷:
    #这就是街舞# 全民街舞主理人@黄渤 惊喜加盟,四位队长盲猜引爆笑!赛制热力升级,舞者各出奇招拼作品,“人体直升机”、“脚趾漫步”、“打脸天团”齐上阵,实力诠释这就是艺术!现场到底发生了啥?今晚点, 等你来揭秘~ ​
[# # this is the street dance a dance called people @ Huang Bo surprise, four captain blind guess detonated smile! Format thermal upgrade, dancers from spell works, human helicopter, walk toe., group dozen face day together to battle, power to interpret this is art! What is happening in the scene? Tonight, waiting for you to reveal ~]

优酷:
    #网剧刺##韩晓婷频频遇到恶意玩笑#柴紫晶@庄茱淩Juju 正想用打火机烧掉韩晓婷@苏青 的头发,好在刘涛@包文婧 及时发现,并且尖叫示警!我们的小哭包涛涛子是要坚强起来了吗?优酷全网独播,敬请期待!tAUpaGg ​
[Thorn # # # net play Han Xiaoting frequently encountered malicious joke # Chai Zijing @ he zhuang ling Juju is to use lighter to burn Han Xiaoting @ qing sus hair, but @ liu tao bao wenjin found in time, screaming and warning!!! Our little cry BaoTao tao zi is strong? Youku so alone, please look! tAUpaGg]

柳州公安:
    【#小车突然漂移失控撞上公交车# 原因竟是副驾驶担心撞车“帮忙”拉手刹】#平安# 近日,湖北宜昌,一辆公交车在虚线处停车让行对向黄色小车,黄色小车却猛地漂移,调转度撞上了公交车。交警现场查看监控视频后,判定黄色小车的司机负全责。经交警再三询问 驾驶员道出“漂移”原委,是副驾驶男乘...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 # # the car drift out of control into the bus suddenly cause was the co-pilot worried about a crash help shake handshandle brake 】 # # peace recently, hubei yichang, a bus parking in dotted line to give way to the yellow car, the yellow car but drift, turned crashed into a bus. The traffic police after the scene view the surveillance video, solely responsible for determining the yellow car driver. By the traffic police repeatedly asked the driver says drift, is the co-pilot male passenger... The full text m. eibo]

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薛蛮子:
    @潘金莲日记@薛蛮子 培养一个丁俊晖出来[嘻嘻] @启蒙与启迪不光有准度,还会走位,非常有天赋!
[@ the lotus of pan gold diary @ xue barbarian culture a ding junhui out (hee hee) @ enlightenment and inspiration not only accuracy, will go, have a lot of talent!]

中国著名天使投资人 薛蛮子

薛蛮子:
    两个老头比赛 tAUWqDz ​
[Two old man tAUWqDz game]

中国著名天使投资人 薛蛮子

刘彦斌:
    新股民要掌握“高抛低吸”难度极大,可以先从“高吸低抛”入手,这个很容易上手的!我炒股年,到现在也把握不了“高抛低吸”![哈哈][哈哈][哈哈][哈哈][哈哈][哈哈] ​
[New people are extremely hard to master cast high low suck, can first obtains from the high low cast , this is very easy to use! I fry a year, to now also cant grasp the cast high low suck! [ha ha] [ha ha] [ha ha] [ha ha] [ha ha] (ha ha)]

新浪新闻客户端:
    【#夫妻登山后边跟着一群鸭子# 感觉后面总有人跟着 回头一看惊呆了】近日,英国。据外媒报道,一对夫妇在登山徒步时,总有一种被跟踪的奇怪感觉。一回头,发现数百只鸭子跟在二人后面,嘎嘎作响。这对夫妇继 续往山上前行,没想到这群鸭子锲而不舍,继续跟随着他们。据悉,鸭子来自附近的一个池塘,估...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 # # couple hiking followed by a group of ducks feel someone follow looking back behind the stunned 】 recently, UK. According to foreign media reports, a couple in the mountain on foot, there is always a tracked strange feeling. A look back, found hundreds of duck behind the two noises. The couple continued on to the mountain, did not think of this group of the duck perseverance, continue to follow them. It is understood that the duck from a nearby pond, appraise... The full text m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【吃货中的战斗熊!#黑熊偷偷进村吃了斤蜂蜜#[允悲]】月日凌晨,四川绵阳,一只岁左右的亚成体黑熊进村闯入蜂场想偷吃蜂蜜。可是一度被蜂箱上的防护网难住,黑熊上蹿下跳,观察地势想尽办法,最终它把手伸进网内挨个尝试,用了分钟够到蜂蜜,一晚上吃了斤。@一手Video tAUcyz ​
[【 swathes of battle bears! # black bear quietly into the village ate jin honey # [allow sad]] month day early morning, mianyang, sichuan, into the village into a subadult around the age of black bear wants to steal to eat honey bee field. But was floored the fence on the hive, the black bear jumped up and down, to observe the terrain, by any means it eventually reaches the net within each attempt, take a minute to honey, a night to eat a catty. @ Video tAUcyz]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

南方都市报:
    #民警被毒贩骑摩托车拖行多米#【广西梧州民警英勇制服毒贩,被摩托车拖行多米不松手】#八一建军节#近日,广西梧州市公安局民警对一名携带毒品的犯罪嫌疑人开展抓捕行动。事发当晚,犯罪嫌疑人林某驾驶摩托车出现在梧州市某医院旁,蹲守在附近的办案民警立刻飞身扑向林某。林某并未就范,而是加大油...全文: m.weibo ​
[# police is dragged by motorcycle meters # 【 guangxi wuzhou heroic police uniform drug traffickers, dont let go by motorcycle dragged more meters] # # bayi army day recently, guangxi wuzhou municipal public security bureau police to criminal suspects in a carrying drug arrests. The disaster, the criminal suspect pingyuan motorcycle in China, next to a hospital, squat down near the police immediately fly to pingyuan. Lin mou not fan, but increase the oil... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷:
    #青岛人太有梗了#敲黑板,“青岛梗”在线教程来了!想要get√更多青岛特色本土文化?别着急,今晚-,#优酷云游记#为你全方位呈现,我们一起听歌哈酒涨姿势![doge]→tAUZFZp ​
[People too have terrier # # Qingdao on the blackboard, Qingdao terrier online tutorials here! Want to get) more Qingdao characteristics of local culture? Dont worry, tonight -- - # # youku cloud travel all-round present for you, we together listening to music, drink up pose! [doge] - > tAUZFZp]

刘彦斌:
    有人说自己有“炒股秘籍”,纯属扯淡!即使真的有,估计TA连自己的父母都不会告诉,怎么会告诉你?[哈哈][哈哈][哈哈][哈哈][哈哈][哈哈] ​
[Someone said they have fry secrets, is bullshit! Even if there really is, it is estimated that TA cant even tell their parents, how can tell you? [ha ha] [ha ha] [ha ha] [ha ha] [ha ha] (ha ha)]

刘彦斌:
    我不敢建群,更不敢收费,因为我没有能力带着别人炒股赚钱,赚会员费心里不安呢!我只说我自己,别人怎么做我管不着! ​
[I dare not to build group, more dare not to collect fees, because I dont have the ability to take fry make money, others earn membership fees in my spirit! I only say I yourself, others how to do it I cant tube! ​]

冷笑话精选:
    #长得绝美的猫猫# 啊!!它也太好看了吧!![泪][泪] tAUOLtJ ​
[# grow beautiful cat #!! It is too good-looking!!!!! [tears] [tears] tAUOLtJ]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新浪汽车:
    #新车情报局#【起亚发布Sonet量产版设计图 将于年底亮相】新车定位小型SUV,外观方面极大程度还原了概念车的设计,而内饰方面,新车采用起亚最新的设计风格。一体式双.英寸屏幕贯穿中控台上方,且内置导航系统和UVO Connect车机系统。同时,该车两个带有镀铬包裹的垂直空调出风口,营造出科技时尚...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # new cia [kia Sonet production release version of design will make its debut at the end of the year] new car positioning small SUV, greatly reducing the aesthetic concept car design, and interior, new car with the latest kia design style. One-piece double. In screen above throughout the instrument panel, and the navigation system and UVO Connect car machine system. Introduce two packages with chrome plated at the same time, the vertical air conditioning outlet, build a science and technology, fashion... The full text m. eibo]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

冷笑话精选:
    哈哈哈哈哈大爷懂得多!@太皇太后您有喜啦哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@万事屋纸纸酱企业级理解[ok]@我脑袋里都在想什么姐妹们明白了吗 只要有钱 男朋友天天换!
[Ha ha ha ha ha big ye know more! @ queen too you hei! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ all the house of paper paper jam enterprise understand [ok] @ what I were thinking in my head and sisters got it as long as the rich boyfriend in every day!]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

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