优酷：
#小朝是黑马吧# #这就是街舞# 人狠话不多，跳起舞来无敌炸，有“两副面孔”的@Lilchao小朝 把@王嘉尔 队长都惊叹得哐哐捶大墙！希望每一个努力且有实力的舞者都被看见！
tAyHEoHO
[# small toward the dark horse # # # this is hip-hop are malicious words, dancing invincible Fried, there are two faces @ Lilchao small toward the @ Wang Jiaer captain marvel kuang lamented walls! Hope every efforts and strong dancer was seen! < br > tAyHEoHO]
冷笑话精选：
来原博分享你家乡的美味小吃！@别叫我牛鲜花：白粥有人知道嘛，豆子做的[doge]@温言紫陌济宁夹饼
[To the original blog to share your hometown of delicious snacks! Dont call me @ the cow flowers white porridge, someone know beans do [doge] @ when purple devoted to jining burgers]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
星巴克中国：
看一波美物，太美了#轻轻的晚安，明天见# #好看的人Here！在星巴克# 耳环太美 晚安，希望梦里有#Bar Mixato# 香气。
[See a wave of good things, it was # lightly of good night, see you tomorrow # # nice people Here! At starbucks # earrings is beautiful good night, hope the dream have # Bar Mixato# aroma.]
星巴克咖啡公司成立于年，始终致力于商业道德采购并烘焙世界上最优质的阿拉比卡咖啡豆。四十年间，门店遍布全球的星巴克已经成为世界上首屈一指的专业咖啡烘焙商和零售商。
但斌：
@股道热肠也@Michelle转发微博
[@ good Joe fields is also @ Michelle forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
南方都市报：
【男子#为辞职报警谎称感染新冠#：想给领导施加压力[费解]】近日，东莞一男子谎称去过北京后发烧，可能感染新冠病毒。民警赶到现场后，男子承认报假警，自称因领导不批辞职，自离拿不到钱，希望给领导施加压力。警方通报，男子没去过北京也没发烧，因扰乱公共秩序被罚元。@一手Video ...全文： m.weibo
[The man new champions league # # for resignation report to the police that the infection want to put pressure on leaders [difficult]] recently, dongguan fever after a man falsely claimed to have been to Beijing, may new crown virus infection. After police arrived on the scene, men admitted to fake police, who for leading a group of not resign, since cant get money, want to put pressure on leaders. Havent been to Beijing police bulletin, man didnt have a fever, was fined RMB for disrupting public order. @ in Video... The full text m. eibo]
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冷笑话精选：
哈哈哈哈哈怎么这么憨啊@天蓬元帅锅哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@夏正正感觉和它对视的我也变傻了[笑cry]@壮士来一发嘛xswl@想暴富的小冉冉冉你瞅啥 tAyHQsW
[What silly ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ @ day peng commander-in-chief pan is it in the eye and the feel of the summer I also silly [laugh cry] @ strong men to the sniper XSWL @ want to rich small flag ran you see what tAyHQsW]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
但斌：
@股道热肠也扯蛋！茅台成长非常确定！明年就降到多倍了，科技股有谱嘛？
[@ good Joe fields is also pulled eggs! Maotai growth very sure! Next year to many times, technology shares if only one keeps the color?]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
@股道热肠也公费留学，把钱连本带利退回来不算过分，再培养一个就算了！
[@ fields is good Joe at public expense to study abroad, also put the money back what is mine with interest is not too much, cultivate a calculate again!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
@股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
汽车之家：
#晚安家人# 你认为理想的工作环境应该是怎么样的？
[# # good night family do you think is the ideal working environment should be? ]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
小浪同学爱吐槽：
#深夜大明白# #城田优唱着歌哭了# 三浦春马的好友城田优在今天直播的《音乐之日》中哭着演唱《奇迹》，眼里都是泪水。tAyHoBh
[# big in the middle of the night see # # city tian optimal singing cry # PuChun friend city tian ma best live on todays cry to sing in the music of miracle, are the tears in his eyes. tAyHoBh]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
#深夜大明白#【被猫的踩奶唤醒 是一种怎样的体验？】韩国油管up主一早看到的这样的画面，表示这可能是——最美好的开启一天的方式[喵喵]tAyHA
[# # the night big understand 【 was the cats milk on wake up is a kind of what kind of experience? South Korea tubing up early in the morning to see such a picture of the Lord, said this could be the best opening day - the way [meow] tAyHA]
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但斌：
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
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