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#郭麒麟锁王# 输入密码，秒开锁，大林子@郭麒麟 的锁王称号名副其实！[作揖] 要不郭老师开始搞副业吧？[思考] #上优酷看奔跑吧# 正在热播~
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[# # king Guo Qilin lock password, second lock, the woods @ Guo Qilin lock king title literally! [bowing] or guo teacher began to make a sideline, right? [thinking] youku watch running on # # ~ < br > hit tAyAkjT]
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过过过！
[Practically anything!]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：
#蔡徐坤大力金刚腿##奔跑吧# 绝了绝了~有多少人和小裤一样看坤坤@蔡徐坤 挑战分的时候揪着心？大长腿优势突显，不愧是奔跑坤！[赞] #上优酷看奔跑吧#
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[# CAI xu omega supreme leg running # # # no no ~ how many people and little pants look kun kun @ CAI xu challenge points when pulled his heart? Long legs big advantages highlighted, not the kui is a run of! [who] youku watch running on # # < br > tAyADwr]
南方都市报：
【#英格兰规定所有学生月必须返校# 父母违反规定将面临罚款】周四，英国教育大臣威廉姆森宣布从月起，所有学生必须返校上学，以最大程度减少疫情对小孩教育所产生的远期不良影响。不少家长对病例未清零就匆匆复学感到担忧。英格兰副首席医疗官哈里斯表示，不能排除疫情再次暴发，但英国会密切监测局...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # England regulations on all students must be returning to school parents in violation of regulations will face fines on Thursday, British education secretary Williamson announced from the month, all the students have to back to school to go to school, to minimize the outbreak of the long-term adverse impact on children education. Many parents in case not reset and hurried resumption worried about schooling. England, deputy chief medical officer says Harris, cannot be ruled out epidemic outbreaks again, but the UK will be closely monitoring bureau... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家：
#晚安家人# #中国人每天平均休闲.小时#，你的休闲时间达标了吗？
[# # # good night family Chinese average daily leisure. # hours, your leisure time to mark? ]
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新浪新闻客户端：
#深夜大明白#【街头实验：迷路的阿兹海默症老人】如果在早上的街头看到一位迷路、痴呆、还掉了鞋子的老人，你会停下忙碌的脚步帮帮他吗？YouTube公益频道JAYKEEOUT设计了这样一个街头实验，并录下了路人们对老人的帮助。中间戴耳机的小哥不仅帮忙捡回了鞋子，还仔细地在照顾老人情绪的前提下，问出了地...全文： m.weibo
[# # the night big understand 【 street experiment lost alzheimers old man 】 if street in the morning to see a lost, dementia, replacement of the old shoes, you will stop the steps of busy help him? YouTube channel public JAYKEEOUT designed such a street experiment, and recorded the road to the old mans help. Middle wearing headphones little elder brother is not only help to retrieve the shoes, also carefully on the premise of care for the elderly emotion, ask to... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：
#左林杰颜值##少年之名#
《Bad Guy》重磅来袭，左林杰郭震默契度满分 ，双人舞燃炸全场，实力超强！
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[Level # # # left France appearance young # < br > in the name of the Bad Guy blockbuster hit, left France Guo Zhen full marks the tacit understanding, pas DE deux detonation, more powerful! < br > tAyAeZNh]
优酷：
#王嘉尔脱郭麒麟鞋子##奔跑吧# 大林子@郭麒麟 可着实惨！擂台撕名牌以一人之力抵抗也就算了，没想到最后居然连鞋子袜子都被@王嘉尔 扒了！[笑cry] 你们确定这样的小学鸡式撕名牌真的合适嘛？#上优酷看奔跑吧#
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[# # # # Wang Jiaer Guo Qilin off shoes run it big forest @ Guo Qilin can really miserable! Ring to tear designer by the resistance also calculate, even shoes and socks are finally @ Wang Jiaer steak! [laughing cry] you sure such primary chicken type tear designer really appropriate? Youku watch running on # # # < br > tAyAuzN]
优酷：
#奔跑吧# 第六期正片已就位！跑男团@李晨 @angelababy @郑恺 @沙溢 @蔡徐坤 @郭麒麟 被一场神秘的“打头”事件缠身 [吃惊] 撕名牌@聂远 和李晨拼速度，@李沁 单挑@王嘉尔 [酷] @韩东君ElvisHan 展现超强短跑能力！#上优酷看奔跑吧# 还有精彩辩论赛不容错过 [鼓掌]
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[Running # # main picture already in place. Run - @ @ angelababy @ Ryan @ ShaYi @ CAI xu @ Guo Qilin by a mysterious heading event with [surprised] tore designer @ NieYuan and speed of spell, @ Li Qin one-on-one hit @ Wang Jiaer [cool] @ Han Dongjun ElvisHan show super sprint ability! # # on youku watch running and not to be missed wonderful debate [applause.] < br > tAyArIiI]
南方都市报：
【钟南山夫妇CBA赛场获赠出生年份号球衣！姚明亲自递送球衣】月日晚，CBA复赛东莞赛区广东东莞银行队和苏州肯帝亚队比赛前，钟南山院士夫妇在中国篮协主席姚明的陪同下莅临现场，并对CBA复工工作表达了支持，钟院士更是直言自己是非常多年的篮球迷，谈起球员和比赛都如数家珍，相当之熟悉。姚明还...全文： m.weibo
[【 zhong couples in China given squad number year of birth! Yao delivered personally shirt] month day night, CBA heats the dongguan and suzhou conference in guangdong dongguan bank team candy and team before the game, yao Ming zhong academician couples in the Chinese basketball association chairman accompanied to the scene, and express their support for CBA to return to work work, member of the clock, he is very basketball fan for many years, talk about players and game are charting, quite familiar with. Yao also... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#女子深夜报警称丈夫从车上掉落# 丈夫控诉我都还没上车她就开走了】近日，湖南永州高速上，民警接到报警，一女子称自己开车行至厦蓉高速永州段时，自己的丈夫郭先生可能从车上掉下去了。接警后，高速民警立刻在沿线高速公路寻找，在一处应急车道发现了郭先生。据郭先生称，自己在下车关门的过程中，...全文： m.weibo
[【 # woman dropped from the car # police said her husband accused in the middle of the night I havent got on the bus she left 】 recently, yongzhou of hunan highway, police received a report to the police, a woman said he drove to the mansion and high-speed yongzhou period, her husband may guo dropped down from the car. Called the police immediately in search along the highway, in an emergency lane found Mr Guo. According to Mr Guo, oneself in the process of closed off,... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
冷笑话精选：
？哈哈哈哈哈@工藤猪崽能聊就聊，不能聊就滚，天天摆那高贵样给谁看，你嫌弃我天天给你发消息，我还嫌弃你天天摆个臭脸给我呢，真没什么意思，今天就说这么多，明天继续舔你
[? Ha ha ha ha ha @ kudo piglet can just chat, roller, cant chat, who put the noble kind to see every day, you abandon me to send message to you every day, I still abandon you put a smelly face to me, every day really means nothing, today he said so much, tomorrow continue to lick you]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪新闻客户端：
【差点被这把“狗粮”呛到！#交警回避让情侣拍照#[笑cry]】 月日，山西晋中。一位骑警小哥巡逻结束去买水，结果看到一对情侣在警车旁拍照，骑警小哥连忙地退了回去。网友：猝不及防被喂了一口“狗粮”，交警小哥差点被呛到[doge] tAywKovK
[【 almost choking by this the dog food! # # the traffic police to avoid for the couple [laugh cry]] month day, shanxi jinzhong. End of a ranger patrol little elder brother to buy water, the result saw a couple in the police car pictures, the trooper little elder brother hurriedly back. Net friend off guard were fed a mouthful of dog food, the traffic police brother almost choked on the doge tAywKovK]
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南方都市报：
#男子打碎公车玻璃致司机受伤被刑拘#【公交车行驶中，广州一男子用拳头打碎防护玻璃，致司机受伤被刑拘】月日时许，广州荔湾警方接到一名公交车司机报警，称其驾驶的路公交车玻璃被乘客打烂。经初步调查，当天上午，陈某（男，岁，广州荔湾区人）在荔湾区白鹤洞站乘坐路公交车期间，因该短...全文： m.weibo
[# man broken glass to the bus driver were injured # [guangzhou bus driving, a man with his fists smash protective glass, cause the driver were injured 】 June PM, guangzhou li wan police received a bus driver alarm, said the driver of the bus passengers to smash the glass. After the preliminary investigation, on the morning of the same, XXL (male, age, guangzhou liwan district) in liwan district station take bus during crane hole, because of the short... The full text m. eibo]
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