冷笑话精选：
谢谢你男朋友[doge]@太皇太后您有喜啦收了，替我谢谢你的男朋友哈！！[嘻嘻]@黄濑濑濑濑收了，替我谢谢你的男朋友哈！！[嘻嘻]@万事屋纸纸酱收了，替我谢谢你的男朋友哈！！[嘻嘻]@张日天的脑公狸子枣歌谢谢你男朋友了[太开心]@狸子枣歌的脑婆张日天谢谢你男朋友[鲜花][鲜花]
[Thank you boyfriend [doge] queen @ too you have received, thank you for your boyfriend for me ha!! [xi xi] @ yellow dalai dalai dalai dalai received, thank you for your boyfriend for me ha!!!!! [xi xi] @ all the house of paper at a paper jam, thank you for your boyfriend for me ha!!!!! (hee hee) @ zhang days brain male leopard cat jujube song thank you boyfriend [quite happy] @ the brain shiva of leopard cat jujube song zhang day day thank you boyfriend [flowers] [flowers]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
南方都市报：
【#沙特男子躲纸箱出门# 熟人拍下后两人一起悲剧】月日，据阿拉伯卫星电视台报道，沙特阿拉伯吉赞省一名男子以纸箱作掩护，一路躲躲藏藏外出。该男子此举由熟人拍下后发布，结果因违反疫情时期宵禁，两人均被当地警方逮捕。@新京报我们视频 tAwXhAMJ
[【 # # Saudi man hid the cartons out acquaintances photographed together after the tragic 】 month, according to Arab satellite television reported that Saudi Arabia jazan province a man in order to screen for the cartons, hiding all the way out. The man released after the move taken by the acquaintance, the results for violating the outbreak period a curfew, two per capita was arrested by local police. @ Beijing news we video tAwXhAMJ]
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新浪新闻客户端：
【#伊朗发明新冠病毒检测神器#？据称可秒测出半径百米内新冠病毒[思考]】月日，伊朗革命卫队（IRGC）发布新冠病毒“检测神器”，称其可在秒内检测出半径百米内的新冠病毒，同时无需血液检测就可远程识别感染者。IRGC指挥官萨拉米表示在多所医院测试后证明，其准确率高达%。tAwadLD
[【 # # Iran inventing new crown virus detection artifact? Purporting to hundred meters of the new champions league second measure radius of virus [thinking]] month, Irans revolutionary guard corps (IRGC) issued new virus test artifact, says it can detect the radius within seconds hundred meters inside the new virus, without blood tests can remote identification of infected people. IRGC commander salami said in hospitals after the test proved that the accuracy up to %. tAwadLD]
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元气满满新沐瞳：
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
新浪汽车：
#出行生活# Raw Run嗨起来！请欣赏法国的山路~[酷] tAwagUp
[# # Raw travel life Run hi! Please appreciate the mountain road ~ [cool] tAwagUp France]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
优酷：
#王牌对王牌# 花五竹@华晨宇yu 要上线！论花花在王牌里cos过的武侠人物 [爱你] 张无忌、孙悟空、哪吒，还有谁？[可爱] 明晚 #上优酷看王牌# 解锁杀手花~
[# # ace to ace spend five bamboo @ brilliance yu yu want to live! Theory of flower in the trump card cos of characters and love you zhang mowgli, the Monkey King, which zha, who else? [lovely] # on tomorrow night youku watch ace flower ~ # unlock killer]
新浪家居：
月日，先净生活 触手可及——中国首届水家装日暨水家装产业联盟成立大会在深圳举行，安吉尔与同济大学联合举办，将在会上成立水家装产业联盟。同时邀请装企、设计、材料、渠道等各个行业领域共同参与，共筑国人健康家居生活，敬请期待。#你的家居健康怎能少了水家装# #我的先净宅生活#
[First month, net within easy reach of life -- Chinas first water home outfit, and home improvement industry alliance founding conference held in shenzhen, angel and tongji university jointly organized, will be set up at the meeting water home outfit industry alliance. At the same time invite companies, design, material, channels, and other areas of the various industries to participate, build health household lives, stay tuned. # how could your household health less water home outfit # # # my net first home life]
新浪家居提供及时全面专业的家居资讯
猫扑：
【花式诈骗新套路：“特警”上门送“机密文件”】北京市民林某目前在东南亚留学，一则跨境电话让他陷入一起经济案件，还有当地人模样的“特警”上门送保密文件……近日，北京警方联合钱盾反诈公益平台成功预警并劝阻一起新型冒充公检法案件，原来#留学生遇海外诈骗新套路#，帮助受害人止损万元。该案...全文： m.weibo
[【 fancy new routines fraud special police to send confidential documents 】 Beijing residents pingyuan currently studying in southeast Asia, a cross-border phone let him into economic cases, and the locals like special police the door to send confidential files... Recently, the Beijing police union money public platform shield against fraud warning and discourage new together as minor cases, the original new routines # # students meet overseas fraud, help the victim stop loss ten thousand yuan. The case... The full text m. eibo]
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冷笑话精选：
@一个糖妹儿@外卖小哥金城武@郁闷假逍遥@一起神回复@羊圈大傻@万事屋纸纸酱@没有硅胶的女博主@大懒糖只要是成年人并且自愿不存在谁占谁便宜
[@ a sugar e mail @ take-out little elder brother takeshi kaneshiro @ depressed false free and unfettered @ reply @ the sheepfold god silly together @ all the house of paper paper jam @ no silicone female bloggers @ big lazy sugar as long as it is adult and does not exist who take advantage of who voluntarily]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
柳州公安：
#战疫风警线# 【原创MV 疫情下的藏青蓝 致敬奋战在一线的你们...】#疫情当前 警察不退# 疫情就是命令，防控就是责任。多个日夜，他们奔赴一线。用一身的铁骨，攥起的拳头，投入这场没有硝烟的战斗，捍卫头顶蓝天和脚下的净土。待到山花烂漫，春风依旧，有一群藏青蓝，依然为你守候。[中国赞]...全文： m.weibo
[Wind p line # # war epidemic [hidden under the original MV outbreak cyanine homage to fight in a line of you... # SARS current police not refund # is the command, control and prevention is responsibility. More than one day and night, they go to a line. With a frame, fist fist, put the smokeless battle, defend the head the blue sky and at the foot of the pure land. Stay to snowcapped, spring breeze, still have a group of Tibetan cyanine, still waiting for you. Praise [China]... The full text m. eibo]
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知乎：
#知乎大误# 普通小孩和学 Python 的小孩有什么不一样？
[# zhihu big mistake # ordinary kids and learning Python children have what different? ]
有问题 上知乎
南方都市报：
【#泰国黑猩猩戴口罩骑车消毒# 动物园：帮助清理园区】月日，媒体曝光泰国曼谷一家动物园的猩猩被迫“营业”的视频。猩猩戴上了口罩穿上了衣服，骑车在园区进行消毒。动物园负责人称，让猩猩喷洒新冠病毒杀菌剂是帮助清理园区，为解封后动物园重新开放做准备。据悉，该动物园曾多次被控虐待动物。...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # Thailand chimpanzees wearing masks cycling disinfection zoo help clean up the park] month, media exposure at a zoo in Bangkok, Thailand gorilla was forced to open video. Gorilla put on a mask, in the dresses, cycling in the park for disinfection. Zoo officials say, let the orangutan spraying new virus fungicide is to help clean up the park, to prepare for the zoo reopened after the unlock. It is understood that the zoo has repeatedly accused of cruelty to animals. ... The full text m. eibo]
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青年时报：
【#男子被妻子用平底锅封印# 求助消防员上门解封[允悲]】日，@西宁消防 接到一男子报警求助，称自己腿部被卡无法脱困。消防员上门发现，男子下身只穿了一条内裤，右脚脚踝处被一把自行车锁牢牢锁死，锁上还挂着一口平底锅[偷笑]。最终消防员利用破拆工具取下男子脚踝处的自行车锁。该男子介绍，此前...全文： m.weibo
[【 by the arse with a wife pan seal # # man for help firefighters the door unlock [allow sad]], @ xining received a man fire alarm for help, said his leg was stuck unable to save themselves. Firefighters, door to door found that man down just wore a pants, his right ankle is a bike lock firmly lock, lock also hung a pan [laughing]. Firemen eventually use forcible entry tools to remove the mans ankle bicycle lock. The man, after... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
#全民读书季# 第二季正式揭幕！活动多多，精彩纷呈，更有丰厚奖品拿到手软！让我们一同徜徉知识的海洋[憧憬]
[# # universal reading season in the second quarter of official opening! Activities, more colorful, more lucrative prizes get soft! Let us together to roam the sea of knowledge [hope]]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
#全民读书季# 第二季正式揭幕！活动多多，精彩纷呈，更有丰厚奖品拿到手软！让我们一同徜徉知识的海洋[憧憬]
[# # universal reading season in the second quarter of official opening! Activities, more colorful, more lucrative prizes get soft! Let us together to roam the sea of knowledge [hope]]
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