冷笑话精选：
#散步后不愿回家的小狗# INS主hoot.mo家的小狗子每次散步完回家都很不情愿的趴在地上，也太可爱了吧！！！ tAwJHlT
[# # dont want to go home after the dog walking INS main hoot. Mo home coyotito after each walk home reluctantly prone on the ground, also too cute!!!!!!!!! tAwJHlT]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪新闻客户端：
【#特朗普称美国检测能力世界第一#：其他国家都打电话求我】日，特朗普称，现在美国的检测能力首屈一指，其他国家打来电话寻求帮助。自新冠疫情在美暴发，特朗普多次表态本国检测手段先进、检测能力强。而前总统奥巴马曾在社交网站转发一篇关于美国抗疫的文章，直指美国检测方面还做得不够。@世面...全文： m.weibo
[【 # trump says the United States detection world # other countries are calling for my 】, said trump, now in the United States detection ability, leading other countries call for help. From the new flu outbreak in the United States, trump said many times their advanced detection methods, detection ability. And former President Obama has on social networking site forwarding an article about resistance to disease in the United States, pointing to America has still not doing enough testing. @ the world... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#大阪市长求购雨衣做防护服#：医护人员穿垃圾袋治疗患者】日，日本大阪市长松井一郎称，当地防护物资严重不足，医护人员正穿着垃圾袋来治疗患者。他呼吁有多余雨衣的市民联系大阪政府，政府会坚定地进行购买。目前日本累计确诊超例，多地出现医疗资源不足的情况。@世面 tAwJQbR
[The mayor for raincoats protective clothing # # Osaka medical staff wear garbage bags treatment patients 】, Osaka, Japan ichiro matsui said the mayor, a serious shortage of local protective supplies, medical personnel is to treat patients in trash bags. He called on the government of contact have extra raincoat citizens Osaka, the government will firmly to buy. Japan has confirmed case, more appear insufficient medical resources. @ the world tAwJQbR]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
南方都市报：
【钟南山在#广州#外国人交流，详解疫情防范事项】月日，广州第场疫情防控新闻采访活动在广州医科大学举行，中国工程院院士、呼吸病学专家钟南山与在穗的外国籍人士代表进行座谈交流。一进会场，钟南山就与外籍人士一一握手。名外国代表向钟南山介绍了自己在广州的所见所闻，以及提出了一些关于...全文： m.weibo
[In # # guangzhou foreigner exchanges, zhong nanshan, epidemic prevention matters 】 June , the first field epidemic prevention and control of guangzhou news events held in guangzhou medical university, Chinese Academy of Engineering, breathing epidemiology expert on respiratory diseases and the representatives of foreign nationality personage of a spike in the symposium. Entered the hall, zhong shook hands with foreigners. Foreign representatives introduced herself to the zhong saw and heard in guangzhou, and puts forward some about... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：
#电视剧猎狐#【优酷独家人物卡牌】
上帝视角玩转身份牌，抢占身份完美伪装，你究竟是谁？
@王凯kkw @王鸥Angel @胡军 @刘奕君actor @邓家佳 隐藏人物解锁，跟小酷一起揭开身份谜团吧！每天点锁定【优酷】看猎狐锁定你的身份牌[酷]，VIP抢先看#上优酷看猎狐#
[# # series fox-hunting youku exclusive character card 】 【 < br > god perspective to spin identity CARDS, preemption identity perfect disguise, who are you? < br > @ wang KKW @ Wang Ou Angel @ hu jun @ Liu Yijun actor @ jiajia deng unlock hidden characters, uncovered the identity with small cool mystery! Every point lock see fox-hunting youku 】 【 lock your identity card [cool], VIP beat fox hunting # # on youku]
青年时报：
【青春万岁！#学生偷拍老师留念被发现#[爱你]】近日，一段“学生偷拍老师被发现”的视频在网上走红。视频拍摄于年月，老师和学生都穿着夏装，孩子们青春的脸上洋溢着开心的笑。这段视频不仅成了他们珍贵的青春回忆，也温暖了无数网友。山高水长，来日可期，祝福你们那可爱的未来~（燃新闻）...全文： m.weibo
[Long live the youth! # # students teacher candid photos were found love you []] recently, a pupils teacher was found to be video on the Internet. Video taken in years, teachers and students are in summer, the children of youth is permeated with a happy smile on his face. This video is not only their precious youth recollection, also warm the numerous net friend. High mountain water long, future is future, bless you lovely ~ (burning)... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪汽车：
#汽车改装# MANSORY操刀改装的劳斯莱斯魅影[舔屏] #老司机课堂# tAwJuGHb
[# # automobile refitting MANSORY fencing modified Rolls-Royce phantom of the opera [lick screen] # # tAwJuGHb old driver class]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
优酷：
#电视剧猎狐#猎狐剧本杀走起，让本酷看看你拿了什么身份牌？
@王凯kkw @王鸥Angel @胡军 @刘奕君actor @邓家佳
操作方法：点击卡牌GIF截屏即可抽取，快说‘你’是什么身份？
每天点锁定【优酷】一追到底看猎狐，VIP会员抢先看！#上优酷看猎狐#
[# # series fox-hunting foxhunting script start, to show this cool what do you have identity card? < br > @ wang KKW @ Wang Ou Angel @ hu jun @ Liu Yijun actor @ jiajia deng < br > operation method click the card GIF screenshots, extraction, what identity is quick to say you? < br > every point lock home 【 youku 】 see fox-hunting, VIP member first! Youku to see fox-hunting # #]
南方都市报：
#南都直播#【随警突击！广东交警上路严查高速十大违法行为】近日，公安部交通管理局部署全国集中开展高速公路交通安全整治“百日行动”。月日时，南都记者跟随广东交警突击上路严查高速公路十大突出违法行为。 tAwJnsHw .
[# # SMW live [with police assault! Guangdong road traffic police to hunt down the top ten illegal 】 recently, the Ministry of Public Security traffic management bureau deployed concentrating on national highway traffic safety regulation one hundred - day action. June , SMW reporter follow traffic police assault on the road to hunt down the highway in guangdong top ten outstanding violations. TAwJnsHw.]
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南方都市报：
#南都直播#【记者现场打卡霸气过山车、体验高空蹦极！一起来云春游深圳欢乐谷】即将迎来五一的五天小长假，不如跟着“试客”提前云游深圳欢乐谷。亲身打卡连环转的霸气过山车雪山飞龙，再体验一把高空蹦极，还能在旋转木马中找回童年浪漫。正式开园的欢乐谷，用爱重启欢乐。 tAwJEWR .
[# # SMW live [reporter at the scene of clock forward a roller coaster, experience altitude bungee! Together to shenzhen happy valley 】 cloud spring outing will soon celebrate May Day five day small long holiday, not to follow try traveling in shenzhen happy valley in advance. Clock in serial turn the swagger of a roller coaster snow mountain dragon, to experience a high altitude bungee jumping, still can back to his childhood in a carousel romance. Officially opened in happy valley, restart the joy with love. TAwJEWR.]
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汽车之家：
#家家新闻# 【春天来了？江苏省首提皮卡解禁和进城】对皮卡管控最为严格的江苏省在政策层面有所松动。日前，江苏省政府办公厅印发《关于积极应对疫情影响促进消费回补和潜力释放若干举措》（简称《消费举措》），提出“地级及以下城市要优化皮卡进城管控措施”，这是江苏首次在政策层面提出放宽皮卡进...全文： m.weibo
[# # every news 【 spring? The first mention of jiangsu province pickup lifted HeJinCheng 】 most strict for pickup control in jiangsu province at the policy level to soften. Recently, government office of jiangsu province issued the covering about positive outbreak response influence to promote consumption and potential release several initiatives (hereinafter referred to as measures consumption), put forward below the ground level and city to optimize pickup truck into town controls , this is the first time in jiangsu province at the policy level proposed to broaden the pickup truck into... The full text m. eibo]
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平安北京：
【你知道吗？警犬的鼻纹就像人类指纹 其唯一性和稳定不变性让我们的警犬战士也可以上保险啦！】怎么确定警犬“熊大”就是警犬“熊大”？近日，杭州市萧山分局警犬训练基地为每条警犬录了“鼻纹”，鼻纹作为犬类识别的关键在于犬鼻纹的唯一性与稳定不变性，通过识别图片中的动物鼻纹特征实现对动物身份...全文： m.weibo
[You know what? The dog nose lines just like human fingerprints its uniqueness and stability of invariance let our police dog soldiers on the insurance! How to determine the bear is the dog dog bear? Recently, the city of hangzhou xiaoshan branch of dog training base for each dog recorded lines nose, nasal lines as dogs to identify the key lies in the uniqueness and stability of dog nose lines invariance, by identifying pictures of animals nasal lines feature implementation status to animals... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪新闻客户端：
【#联合国秘书长谈特朗普暂停资助世卫# ：最好的疫苗是彼此信任】月日，特朗普宣布将暂停资助世卫组织后，联合国秘书长古特雷斯发表回应。他表示：“现在不是减少世界卫生组织用于抗击病毒行动所需资源的时候，世卫组织必须得到支持，它对抗击新冠疫情至关重要。”tAwJZvhp
[[# UN secretary general talk to suspend funding trump who # trust each other is the best vaccine] month day, trump said it would suspend funding after the who, the UN secretary-general guterres issued a response. He said now is not to reduce the world health organization (who) is used to fight virus action needed resources, who must be supported, it is very important to fighting the new crown outbreak. tAwJZvhp]
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