微博搞笑排行榜：
曾经你最爱的 一句座右铭是什么 __________________________________
[What is your favorite maxims __________________________________ ever]
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新浪汽车：
#出行生活# 两捆葱、一袋面，自带工具专业碰瓷。[摊手] tAisqW
[# # travel life two bundle of green, a bag of noodles, bring their own professional racketeer tools. [stand hand] tAisqW]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
汽车之家：
#夜福利# 宝马系(进口) 款 Mi xDrive
[# # night welfare department of BMW (import) Mi xDrive]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
优酷：
#脑洞os#又到了这个点了，你每天都是因为什么晚睡鸭？
[# imagination os# came to the point, because every day you sleep late duck? ]
新浪新闻客户端：
#枕边时刻#公司年会你都中过什么奖
[# # pillow moment what prize did you are in the company]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
新浪汽车：
#戈恩逃亡真相曝光# 戈恩记者会划重点：.被迫认罪，否则威胁家人安全。.日本司法体系制度不公正。.不会公布“逃跑计划”的具体细节。
[Mr Ghosn escape exposure truth # # Mr Ghosn press conference to highlight the forced confession, otherwise the threat to his family. Japans judicial system system unfair. . Dont publish the details of the escape plan. ]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
南方都市报：
【医生跪地吸尿救人，武警徒手接轻生女子，广东微文明之星感人至深】月日下午，由广东省文明办、广州市文明办指导，南方都市报主办，天河区文明办协办的年度广东“微文明之星”致敬礼在广州成功举办。白云机场扑身勇救轻生女的武警叶梁成和陈崇鹏、在飞机上跪地吸尿救人的广州医生张红、为救孕妇...全文： m.weibo
[The doctor knelt to absorb urine save, armed police unarmed suicide woman, guangdong micro civilization star moving 】 month days afternoon, by the government of guangdong province, guangzhou government guidance, the southern metropolis daily, assisted the annual guangdong tianhe district government, star of civilization to salute successfully held in guangzhou. Baiyun airport swoop YongJiu suicide female of armed police Ye Liang into and Chen Chongpeng, kneeling on the plane to absorb urine save guangzhou doctor zhang hong, pregnant women to save... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【新法出台！#意大利开车玩手机罚款超万元# 再犯将吊销驾照个月】意大利众议院近日通过《道路交通安全法》修正案，提高对驾车玩手机和超速行驶的处罚力度。针对驾车用手机的罚款从目前的欧元增加到欧元（约合人民币.万元），如发现再犯，将在罚款基础上，另外吊销驾照最多三个月。...全文： m.weibo
[Drive 【 a law! # Italy play phone exceeds ten thousand yuan fine # it again will license months 】 the Italian recently through the amendment of the law of road traffic safety, improve the playing cell phone on driving and speeding the penalties. Fines for driving on a cell phone from the euro to the euro (about RMB ten thousand yuan), such as found it again, will be based on the fine, the other license up to three months. . The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
优酷：
#优酷演技派##这才是真正的演技派#吴镇宇@鎮宇DD的豬頭俱樂部 好会“撩”，满屏荷尔蒙这谁遭得住？揭秘影视拍摄片场真实拍摄现状，请关注@优酷演技派 tAiswh
[Acting # youku to send # # # this is the real acting method cheng yixun DD @ town of pig club good will liao, full screen hormones that who was living? Reveal real shooting the film and television shooting situation, pay attention to @ youku tAiswh acting]
顶尖设计：
日本插画师Suzusiro 把女仆与滑板结合创作出的漫画作品
[Japan illustrator Suzusiro combine maid with skateboard to create comics]
职业搬砖，业余设计。
南方都市报：
【防盗窗整体从楼坠落 旬大叔雨天擦窗坠亡】月日下午，上海浦东一小区内发生意外：一名岁的男子雨天在户外擦窗，却连同整个防盗窗一同从楼坠落，不幸身亡。从事发现场来看，防盗窗焊接点和固定螺丝都有锈蚀的痕迹。再加上雨天本来窗台就比较湿滑、男子还穿着拖鞋踩在上面，容易站立不稳。目前，...全文： m.weibo
[【 window whole ten-day uncle rain falls from floor, window fell from 】 month day afternoon, a small accident in the pudong district of Shanghai, a old man a rainy day in the outdoor, window, was falling from buildings, along with the entire window, died. Engaged in the discovery in the field, we weld and fixed screw has the trace of rust. Plus rain was sill is slippery, men wearing slippers on the above, also easy to unstable. At present,... The full text m. eibo]
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微博搞笑排行榜：
迄今为止，可以说最有中国味儿的国漫配音啦！
[So far, as the kingdom of arguably the most taste Chinese dubbing!]
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优酷：
#大明风华#先有心腹三杨停职留用，接着于谦@苏可 下大狱，后有亲儿子@朱亚文 贬至南京闲赋。大智慧的太子爷这样做到底是有何用意？晚点，优酷等你来看 tAisUeeG
[# # daming elegance have confidant first three Yang suspended retention, then Yu Qian @ Sue DaYu, after son @ ya wen zhu XianFu fall to nanjing. Great wisdom of prince ye do exactly what is the purpose? Later, youku to see tAisUeeG waiting for you]
冷笑话精选：
是我[跪了]@吟游鹿人太真实了
[Is my] [kneeling @ bard deer all too real]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
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