冷笑话精选：
过年不想被七大姑八大姨夺命连环问？不如红包链接分享起来，和他们成为#链接式好友#，只要红包链接够多，他们就没空理你！赶紧行动起来！
[Dont want to be extended New Yearpriest killing serial? Than sharing links up a red envelope, and they became friends # # link type, as long as have enough red envelopes link, they wont be free you! Act quickly! ]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪汽车：
#微博交通台#近日，广东韶关境内的武深高速公路榕树隧道内发生一起交通事故，车辆都被堵在隧道里，因隧道内没有应急车道，要赶去处理事故的交警也被堵在路上。不过，交警拉响警报后，前方上百辆车齐刷刷地向两旁移动让行，使警车能够快速通行。 tAvKzu
[# # weibo communication radio recently, within the territory of guangdong shaoguan wu banyan tree deep highway traffic accident occurs in the tunnel, the vehicles stuck in the tunnel, because there is no emergency lanes tunnel, want to catch up to deal with the traffic police also stuck on the road of the accident. However, the traffic police after the alarm, in front of hundreds of vehicles moving uniformly to make way, enable the police to rapid transit. tAvKzu]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
优酷：
#黄俊捷生图#[心]#萌医甜妻#主演们田七@孙千 、节帅@黄俊捷H 还有小侯爷@-查杰- 来优酷做客发福利啦！快来近距离感受“纪府门面们”的真·发糖时刻[憧憬][憧憬]小酷想采访这位同学，亲手拿到节度使纪衡发的红包是种什么感受？
[# # # Huang Junjie birth figure [heart] of medical sweet wife # stars notoginseng @ sun qian, small handsome @ Huang Junjie H section and the duke @ - check jay to youku hair welfare! Come close feeling JiFu appearance true, candy moment [hope] [hope] little cool want to interview this classmate, have got our JiHengFa red envelope is a kind of feeling? ]
柳州公安：
【湖南新晃“操场埋尸案”罪犯杜少平被执行死刑】月日，湖南怀化，遵照最高人民法院下达的执行死刑命令，湖南省怀化市中级人民法院对“操场埋尸案”故意杀人罪犯杜少平依法执行死刑。年，杜少平承揽了新晃一中操场土建工程，被害人邓世平监督工程质量，杜少平因工程质量与邓世平产生矛盾。...全文： m.weibo
[The hunan new sway playground burial case criminal shao-ping du was executed 】 month day, huaihua, comply with the Supreme Peoples Court execution of orders, huaihua city, hunan province intermediate peoples court to playground burial case intentional killing criminals shao-ping du executed in accordance with the law. Shao-ping du contracting the new sway a playground for the civil engineering, the victim Deng Shiping supervision of project quality, shao-ping du for engineering quality and Deng Shiping conflict. . The full text m. eibo]
需要报案或者其他危急情况请直接拨打“”！举报网络不良信息请@柳州网警巡查执法！
新浪汽车：
【亮剑车市寒冬 长城汽车的破局之道】年中汽协销量数据发布，自主品牌的市占率不及四成，而破百万的自主品牌仅两席，而两席中依旧保持正增长的仅长城汽车一席。在SUV红利不在，在合资售价下行，自主品牌空间严重被挤压的当下，长城汽车是如何实现正增长，如何彰显自主的实力，如何走出自主破局之道...全文： m.weibo
[【 strong-arm reaction market cold winter of the Great Wall broken way 】 RGL association in terms of sales data release, the independent brand market share less than forty percent, and millions of independent brands only two seats, and still maintain positive growth of only two seats in a spot in the Great Wall. In SUV dividend is not, in the joint venture for downlink, independent brand space seriously squeezed at present, the Great Wall automobile is how to achieve positive growth, how to show their own strength, the way of how to get out of the independent broken... The full text m. eibo]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
安以轩：
小 提醒大家[給你小心心]春節將至～無論是依舊堅守崗位上的你，還是已經在回家路上的大小朋友們⋯都要注意照顧好自己及家人，不要生病，注意防護😷健康平安的過新年[心]
[Little remindergive you heart carefully during the Spring Festival will come ~ whether you still stick to jobs, or already on the way home the size of the friends. Take good care of himself and his family must pay attention to, dont get sick, pay attention to protection 😷 healthy and safe New Year [heart]]
用微笑迎接每一天~😊
微博搞笑排行榜：
不考虑钱包。以下哪个城市，对你最有吸引力？ tAvnL
[Regardless of the wallet. The following, which city is the most attractive for you? tAvnL]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
新浪新闻客户端：
【新型肺炎确诊病例增至例】近期，湖北省武汉市等多个地区发生新型冠状病毒感染的肺炎疫情。截至月日时，境内累计报告新型冠状病毒感染的肺炎病例例，其中确诊病例例（武汉市例，北京市例，广东省例）；疑似病例例（四川省例，云南省例，上海市例，广西壮族自治区例，山东省...全文： m.weibo
[Recent cases of the new type of pneumonia increased to example 】 【, wuhan, hubei province, and other regional new coronavirus pneumonia outbreak of infection. As of the date when the cumulative report in new coronavirus infection cases of pneumonia cases, cases confirmed cases (wuhan, Beijing, guangdong); Suspected cases (sichuan, yunnan, Shanghai, guangxi zhuang autonomous region, shandong province... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
南方都市报：
#新疆伽师.级地震#【新疆伽师县发生.级地震，余震次，造成人死亡人轻伤】月日时分许，新疆喀什地区伽师县境内发生.级地震，应急管理部立即启动应急响应。据新疆维吾尔自治区应急管理厅，截至日时，经初步排査，此次地震造成人死亡、人轻伤，部分房屋出现墙体开裂、围墙倒塌，国...全文： m.weibo
[# # xinjiang jiashi. Earthquake [. Earthquake struck northwestern xinjiang, aftershocks, dead people are minor injuries 】 in February nd, in northwestern xinjiang kashgar region. Earthquake, emergency management department immediately launched the emergency response. According to the xinjiang uygur autonomous region emergency manage hall, by the day, after a preliminary screening, the earthquake caused deaths, injuries, some houses in the wall cracks, the wall collapsed, the... The full text m. eibo]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
优酷：
#东方卫视春晚阵容# 前方捕捉到一只超呆萌的#东方卫视春晚# 代言人@朱一龙 ，拢龙一定是吃可爱豆长大的[憧憬]月日大年初一#看春晚上优酷# ，坐等朱一龙的精彩舞台[心]tAvnUywd
[# dragon TV gala lineup # # to capture a cute in front of the dragon TV gala # spokesperson @ Zhu Yilong, gathering the dragon must be brought up to eat sweet bean [hope] on February nd youku # # to see spring night, wait for [heart] tAvnUywd Zhu Yilong wonderful stage]
丑女达人：
宝刀不老！漂亮！好听！经典就是经典！[赞][good]
[Good sword sharp enough.! Beautiful! Good to listen! Classic is classic! [who] [good]]
喜欢就去买，没钱就去赚，人生那么短，辛苦给谁看！
新浪新闻客户端：
【#武汉发热门诊和定点救治医疗机构名单#】为进一步方便市民群众看病就医，今日，武汉市卫生健康委在官网公布了全市发热门诊医疗机构和定点救治医疗机构名单。全市发热门诊家，其中，中心城区家，新城区家，市管医院家；全市定点医疗机构家，其中，中心城区定点医疗机构为市金银潭医院、市肺...全文： m.weibo
[【 # wuhan fever clinics and treatment fixed-point medical institutions list # 】 in order to further facilitate public hospital masses, today, in wuhan city health committee ins official website announced the fever outpatient medical institutions in the city and treatment fixed-point medical institutions. , fever clinics, among which the central urban area, new district, city hospital home; Downtown, the medical establishment that decide a dot, among which the medical establishment that decide a dot for the city of gold and silver lake hospital, city lung... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
柳州公安：
#柳州警讯# 【柳州上演现实版“度让路法”，谢谢你们为生命让路[中国赞]】月日，下班高峰期市工人医院救护车正在转送一名危急重症患者，在柳石路路段遇到了堵车，前方车辆纷纷按照“度让路法”，为救护车让行！ tAvnXS
[# # liuzhou warning [liuzhou been reality version way, thank you for you to make way for the life praise [China]] month day, peak city to hospital in the ambulance workers work are transferred to an emergency and severe cases patients, met a traffic jam in LiuShi road section, the vehicles ahead are in accordance with the way, to give way for the ambulance! tAvnXS]
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小野妹子学吐槽：
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优酷：
#过福年#过年祝福送爸妈、送好友、送男神女神......怕重复怎么办？小酷为你带来拜年视频生成神器！私人订制诚意满满，戳图教你拜年新姿势[哈哈]带话题#戏精拜年大赛#晒出你为某人定制的拜年视频并艾特对方，.抽转评赞最高的人送零食大礼包+元红包一份。新姿势拜年戳→ tAvRvboO
[# # f years New Year wish to send my parents, friends, send male god goddess... Afraid of repeat? Small cool bring you new video generated artifact! Private tailored sincerity, full stamp figure to teach you New Year new posture (ha ha) took topic # show fine new contest # drying out for your best wishes someone custom video @, on the other side. The smoke turns a review of the highest praise of people send snacks package + yuan red one. Happy New Year stamp - tAvRvboO new posture]
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