冷笑话精选:
#当代年轻人有多怂#
大家记得做好防护工作,平安你我他[心]
[# # the contemporary young people have much unintelligent < br > you remember to do a good job protection, peace you I he [heart]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
玩转Fashion_style:
猫咪Suki的奇幻之旅。[喵喵]
[The cat Suki fantasy tour. [meow]]
原@玩转instagram 。带你玩转全球最嗨吃喝玩乐!
猫扑:
【#鹤岗房子成年货#有没有兴趣了解一下?】鹤岗的白菜房价让它在去年年末成为了“网红城市”,到了春节,它再次登上热搜。起因是鹤岗的小周受朋友委托,代购一套房子作为年货,她将看房的过程记录了下来,分享在网上。视频一出,鹤岗立刻又引起了网友的热议。鹤岗的房子,究竟值不值得买?你怎么看?...全文: m.weibo
[【 # hegang goodies for house into # are you interested in understanding once? Hegang cabbage prices make it at the end of last year became the web celebrity city, the Spring Festival, it once again boarded out. Cause the small weeks of hegang authorized by friends, bought a house as necessities and she will record down, and the process of seeing a share on the web. Video, hegang immediately attracted netizen hot again. Hegang house, what is worth to buy? What do you think? . The full text m. eibo]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作请联系微信:mopxmt
南方都市报:
【#广东新增例新型冠状病毒感染肺炎# 两例在广州】截至月日,我省新增报告例新型冠状病毒感染的肺炎确诊病例。新增病例分布如下:广州例、深圳例、佛山例、韶关例;男性例、女性例;重症例,均收治在当地定点医疗机构隔离治疗。其中,例有湖北居住史或旅行史,我省已对密切接触者进...全文: m.weibo
[【 # # guangdong new cases of a new type of coronavirus infection pneumonia two cases] in guangzhou by the end of month, our province reported new cases of a new type of coronavirus infection confirmed cases of pneumonia. New cases distribution is as follows guangzhou, shenzhen, foshan, shaoguan, Male, female; In severe cases, all were in the local medical establishment that decide a dot the isolation treatment. Among them, the patients have a history of travel or live in hubei, close contacts have been placed in our province into... The full text m. eibo]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
优酷:
#欢歌笑语看优酷# 来康康#欢乐喜剧人第六季# 摩拳擦掌的喜剧人们!月日大年初二锁定优酷→喜剧之战已开启,谁能卫冕称王,决定权在你手里!tAvDmApI
[# # # sang see youku to kangkang comedy happy person to the sixth season # limbering up comedy people! Annual lunar calendar month, locking youku - the battle of comedy has been open, who can defend the king, the decision in your hands! tAvDmApI]
金山夜话博主:
发表了博文《年月日》“中医让你糊涂活着,西医让你死个明白!”警示:这个世界上对人最珍贵的“老天爷”都是免费的:免费提供空气、阳光、思想、心情、中草药……当然也包括这篇分享您的文章!回忆tAvDnMs
[Published a blog post (date) (month) (year) let you confused alive of traditional Chinese medicine, western medicine to let you die a understand! Warning this to the person in the world the most precious god is free, free to air, sunlight, thoughts, mood, Chinese herbal medicine... Of course also include this share your article! Memories tAvDnMs]
首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家
ZAKER:
【广东省新增报告例新型冠状病毒感染的肺炎确诊病例】 广东省累计发现确诊病例例,其中重症例,危重例,无死亡病例。另有例疑似病例正在排查中>> tAvDnGJV
[【 reported new cases of guangdong new coronavirus infection pneumonia confirmed cases 】 cumulative found cases of confirmed cases in guangdong province, in severe cases, critically ill patients, no deaths. Other suspected cases in screening > > tAvDnGJV]
传递价值资讯:myzaker
24小时新闻:
【小心恋爱诈骗!#八块腹肌的帅哥是个胖子#[费解]】近日,南京的杨女士在网上认识了男子赵某,对方自称有别墅,年收入二三十万,有八块腹肌,二人不久便谈起了恋爱。没过多久,赵某向杨女士借了万块钱后把她拉黑了。嫌疑人赵某落网后让人大跌眼镜,原来他是个胖子,无业游民,肌肉男的照片也都是从网...全文: m.weibo
[【 carefully love fraud! # # pieces of abdominal muscle handsome guy is a fat man [difficult]] recently, the nanjing ms Yang men met zhao mou on the net, the other party claims to have a villa, earning concentrations, there are eight pieces of abdominal muscle, two people talked about love soon. Before long, the ms zhao mou Yang borrowed her blocked after thousands of dollars. Suspect zhao mou were arrested after the surprising, it turned out that he is a fatty, hobo, muscle male photos are from the net... The full text m. eibo]
最新、最快新闻视频
柳州公安:
【国家疾控中心: #新型冠状病毒来源是野生动物#年纪小的人不易感】月日,中国科学院院士、中国疾病预防控制中心主任高福在国新办发布会上表示,新型冠状病毒的来源可能是武汉一家海鲜市场非法销售的野生动物。病毒可能是从野生动物及被污染的环境中来,一开始是动物传人,但病毒在适应突变。...全文: m.weibo
[The national centers for disease control and prevention # # new coronavirus source is a wild animal susceptibility 】 young people dont date, member of Chinese Academy of Sciences, director of the China center for disease control and prevention Gao Fu in the scio conference, said the source of the new type of coronavirus might be wuhan a seafood market illegal sale of wild animals. Virus may come from wild animals and polluted environment, the beginning is an animal, but the virus in adaptive mutation. . The full text m. eibo]
需要报案或者其他危急情况请直接拨打“”!举报网络不良信息请@柳州网警巡查执法!
知乎:
#奇葩说# 第六季圆满收官啦![中国赞] 本季《奇葩说》知乎热榜投票人数 Top 的辩题是哪个?你认可的观点会是大多数人的选择吗?结果可能出乎你的意料吼[并不简单]快快戳图查阅~
[# # gold said sixth season successfully finish! Praise [China] this season science says turnout zhihu hot list which is the Top motion? You accepted point of view is the choice of most people? Results may be surprised you roar [] are not simple stamp quickly figure look up to]
有问题 上知乎
优酷:
#优酷演技派#超飒@黄晓明 眼神犀利看透演员内核,@程莉莎 实力助演,演员是被实力碾压还是遇强则强?三个月历练,是时候验收成果了!揭秘影视拍摄片场真实拍摄现状,请关注@优酷演技派 tAvDWt
[@ # acting youku to send # super sayin huang xiaoming looked through the actor kernel, @ Cheng Lisha strength to play, the actors are crushed by power or encounter strong is strong? Three months, its time for acceptance of the results! Reveal real shooting the film and television shooting situation, pay attention to @ youku tAvDWt acting]
青年时报:
#午间分享# 教你怎么画老鼠,超简单~学起来[太开心]tAvYKjqV
[# # noon share will teach you how to draw the mouse, super easy ~ [quite happy] tAvYKjqV]
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青年时报:
【最新!浙江省新型冠状病毒感染确诊例】截至年月日时,我省累计报告新型冠状病毒感染的肺炎病例例,其中杭州例、宁波例、温州例、舟山例、台州例。所有病例均有武汉居住史、旅行史和密切接触史。目前均在定点医疗机构接受隔离治疗。对名密切接触者实施医学观察,目前未发现发热...全文: m.weibo
[The latest! New coronavirus infection confirmed cases in zhejiang province) as of (date) (month) (year), our province has reported the new coronavirus pneumonia cases patients of infection, including hangzhou, ningbo, zhoushan, taizhou, wenzhou example. All cases were history of wuhan residential history, travel and the history of close contact. Are the medical establishment that decide a dot in quarantine treatment. To close contacts to implement medical observation, not currently found fever... The full text m. eibo]
新闻热线: 工作沟通、广告合作请联系:(微信同号)
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【转发周知!#新型冠状病毒肺炎最新情况#[话筒]】日,国务院新闻办公室举行新闻发布会。国家卫健委介绍新型冠状病毒肺炎感染情况:截至日时,#新型肺炎确诊例死亡例#,了解疫情最新进展↓预防新型冠状病毒肺炎,保护好自己!
[Known to the forwarding! Update # # new coronavirus pneumonia [microphone]], the State Council Information Office held a press conference. National WeiJianWei introduces new coronavirus pneumonia infection as of the day, # # a pneumonia confirmed cases death cases, understand the latest progress in the outbreak left to prevent new coronavirus pneumonia, protect yourself! ]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
小野妹子学吐槽:
好的[思考]
[Good [thinking]]
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