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[# # # daming elegance of ya wen zhu too A # today is being too sun @ ya wen zhu handsome to day to clean, the scene is too fierce. Treat our grandson to play but seriously! On youku points every night, see daming elegance too sun waiting for you ~ ~ < br > tAiswxbj]
汽车之家：
#家家新闻#【东京改装展亮相 丰田YARiS两款新车官图】日前，丰田官方发布了YARiS GR套件版的新车官图。YARiS GR套件版采用了大量空气动力学套件，视觉效果更为运动。此外，厂商Modellista也为丰田YARiS推出了改装版本。据悉，两款新车将于东京改装展正式亮相。
tAiswxz
[# # every news 【 Tokyo modified two car exhibition at Toyota YARiS officer figure 】 a few days ago, Toyota officials released the YARiS GR suite version of the new official figure. YARiS GR suite version USES a large amount of aerodynamics package, visual effect is more exercise. In addition, the manufacturer Modellista for Toyota YARiS also introduced a modified version. It is understood that the two new models will officially debut modified exhibition in Tokyo. < br > tAiswxz]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
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转
[turn]
金融学者、博士生导师，中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
柳州公安：
【高速上违停被查，司机：“谁知道你们来这么快啊”】年月日，@湖北高速交警下陆大队 民警在大广高速上巡逻，行至大冶服务区时，发现一辆重型半挂式货车竟停在服务区出口，后方也未放置安全警示标志。上前检查时，驾驶人自称车内灯的保险烧了，准备简单修一下就走，还对民警的到来表示意外：...全文： m.weibo
[Fail to stop by to check on high speed, the driver who knows you came so fast. 】 (date) (month) (year), @ hubei under high-speed traffic police brigade police patrols on the big wide high-speed, lu to daye service zone, found a heavy half hanging type truck was parked in services exports, has not placed behind the safety warning signs. To check, driving people claim to insurance car lights burned, ready to go simple repaired, also for the arrival of the police said the accident... The full text m. eibo]
需要报案或者其他危急情况请直接拨打“”！举报网络不良信息请@柳州网警巡查执法！
新浪新闻客户端：
【#卖淫窝点藏机关单位内# 大院对面还有四个招客点】近日，湖南衡阳县一机关大院内暗藏卖淫窝点的报道引发关注，该窝点位于移民事务中心大院内↓↓据报道，卖淫人员在大院外个门面拉客，直线距离不足十米，谈妥后直接进入大院交易。日，#官方回应机关大院暗藏卖淫窝点#↓↓tAisZTVj
[[hidden dens authority within the unit # # prostitution across the yard and four points for the guest 】 recently, hunan hengyang county organs of a compound hidden prostitution dens reports caused attention, the base is located in the center of immigration compound left left according to the report, prostitution personnel outside the compound a facade soliciting, linear distance less than meters, directly into the compound after negotiated deal. Day, # official response institution yard hidden dens # left left tAisZTVj prostitution]
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小野妹子学吐槽：
当你摸摸金毛vs当你离开金毛
[When you feel gross vs golden retriever you when you leave]
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新浪汽车：
#微博交通台#重庆九龙坡一辆白色越野车连撞两车后肇事逃逸，随后该车又在一路口撞倒一辆电瓶车致两人受伤。民警通过车牌号联系上了肇事司机，他当时神志不清，还邀请民警一起喝酒。民警在处置过程中，肇事司机和乘客耍着酒疯，多次无理取闹，还现场打报警“自首”喝了酒。最终，驾驶员吴某因酒驾被...全文： m.weibo
[# # weibo communication radio jiulongpo district of chongqing after a white suv hit two car hit and run, and then the car at a crossroads knocked down a storage battery to two people were injured. Police on the license plate number to contact the driver, he was delirious, also invited wine with police. Police in the process of disposal, the driver and passengers play the madness, unreasonable for many times, also called the emergency surrender to drink wine at the scene. In the end, the driver Wu Mou because of drunk driving is... The full text m. eibo]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
南方都市报：
近日，一段夫妻吵架的视频在网络上流传。视频中，妻子张女士因为丈夫背着她在京东买了几千元的年货而大为光火。原来，张女士的丈夫已经失业三个多月了，家里经济拮据，他却还为了回家过年有面子而背着媳妇买了这么多年货。目前，张女士已经办理了退货。这个腊八节，张女士夫妇俩过的真糟心……
[Recently, a husband and wife quarrel with video on the Internet. In the video, the wife zhang because her husband cheated on her necessities in jingdong bought thousands of yuan and outraged. Originally, zhangs husband has been unemployed for more than three months, the economic situation, he still have a face to go home for the annual Chinese New Year holiday and carry a daughter-in-law bought so many necessities. At present, ms zhang has been dealt with returns. The laba festival, Mrs. Zhang the couple had really annoyed...]
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但斌：
感谢各位[握手][心][鲜花]@雪坡的成长祝但总生日快乐！ 自从拜读《时间的玫瑰》、日常分享文章后，收获多多。能遇到您这样格局和情怀的人，三生有幸！ 谢谢！@无语但总，生日快乐！但总每写一篇感慨，我都会深思良久
[Thank you for shaking hands [] [heart] [flowers] @ fluorescent growth but always wish a happy birthday! Since reading time rose, daily share articles, the harvest is great. Pattern and the feelings of the people, to meet you to! Thank you very much! @ speechless but always, happy birthday! But always each write a sigh with emotion, I thought for a long time]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
冷笑话精选：
简直太可爱了！[泪][泪]@小陽春日和 这我哪顶的住呀@Q是小透明K[喵喵]可爱啊@matthew冯啊啊啊。可爱。好萌啊，[心]
[Simply lovely! [in] [] tears @ Indian summer day and this I which live on the top of the @ Q is a small transparent Kmeow lovely @ Matthew von ahhh. Lovely. Good of, [heart]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：
#优酷演技派##这才是真正的演技派#@张颂文 化身严酷老爷，掌掴太太@张静初 不留情面，敬业演员修养自现！揭秘影视拍摄片场真实拍摄现状，请关注@优酷演技派
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[Acting # youku to send # # this is the true embodiment of acting method # @ Zhang Songwen, harsh master slapped Mrs. @ zhang jingchu viciously, dedicated actor accomplishment from now! Reveal true shooting the film and television shooting status, please pay close attention to acting @ youku to send < br > tAiswJKF]
星巴克北京：
祝 你 【福】 【锦】 【爱】
Come On 一起玩
明日上新，属你最红！
福气满杯的【栗香玛奇朵】
邂逅满满桃花的【桃红抹茶拿铁】
一口好运旺旺来的【金钻凤梨拿铁】
And 🐭红红生肖杯系列，最红的你，必须拥有～
[I wish you the best [f] [of] [love] < br > On play < br > to a new tomorrow, belong to you the most red! < br > good cup full of 【 tengder macchiato 】 < br > meet the full of peach blossom peach matcha latte < br > good luck want want to stifle gold drill pineapple latte < br > And 🐭 red zodiac cup series, the most red, you must have a ~]
星巴克咖啡公司成立于年，始终致力于商业道德采购并烘焙世界上最优质的阿拉比卡咖啡豆。四十年间，门店遍布全球的星巴克已经成为世界上首屈一指的专业咖啡烘焙商和零售商。
但斌：
谢谢[握手][心][鲜花]@无语但总，生日快乐！但总每写一篇感慨，我都会深思良久
[Thank you [shake hands] [heart] [flowers] @ speechless but always, happy birthday! But always each write a sigh with emotion, I thought for a long time]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
[作揖][心][鲜花]@幸福象花儿一样祝但总生日快乐，家庭幸福，身体健健康康平平安安活到岁。愿你能够引领更多的人实现财务自由和心灵自由，祝福你。[鲜花][鲜花][鲜花]
[[bowing] [heart] [flowers] @ happiness like flowers, but always wish a happy birthday, a happy family, healthy body in peace to live to old. Wish you will be able to lead more people to achieve financial freedom and spiritual freedom, blessing you. [a flower] [flowers] [flowers]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
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