冷笑话精选：
真的太帅了吧！[跪了]@黄同学的微博_ 过分酷炫了[跪了][跪了][跪了]@傲娇凌小满大人[哆啦A梦吃惊][哆啦A梦吃惊][哆啦A梦吃惊][哆啦A梦吃惊]@毒舌电影像灯厂的新作[笑cry]@AWen怎么还在减肥 卧槽卧槽我怒转八百次也太cool了日@Cosmosaili哇呜！！！好酷！！！
[Really too handsome!!!! ] [kneeling @ huangs weibo _ be too cool] [kneeling] [kneeling] [kneeling @ tsundere ling grain full adults [doraemon surprised] [doraemon surprised] [doraemon surprised] [doraemon surprised] @ poison tongue like lamp factory new movie [laugh cry] @ AWen how still trying to lose weight oh gosh I anger turned eight hundred times too cool day @ Cosmosaili wow!!!!!! So cool!!!!!!]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
刘彦斌：
大盘中气十足，不存在脱肛的问题，尽管放心 ！
[Grail gas dye-in-the-wood, there is no rectocele, although rest assured! ]
但斌：
[心][鲜花][握手]@风中人cjk都是干货但总好样的谢谢
[[heart] [flowers] [shake hands] @ wind middleman CJK is dry but always good thank you]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷：
#唐探对比照# 出炉！ 从“唐探”到“唐探”，五年走过每个人都在成长。只是，宝宝#王宝强[超话]# 还是那个人见人爱的宝宝，#刘昊然[超话]# 却从你们的弟弟变成了老公……是弟弟成长太快了，还是你们开始飘了？#上优酷看唐探发布会# 更多幕后故事即将揭晓！tAvUTEKg
[# # tang agent for comparison! Out tang to explore tang, five years past everyone in growth. Just, baby # wang baoqiang [ultra words] # or that people see people love baby, # Liu Haoran [ultra words] but # from you brother became the husband... Is brother grow too fast, or you begin? Youku to see tang agent conference on # # more story was behind the scenes! tAvUTEKg]
Origins悦木之源：
春节不打烊，悦木之源满载年货节好礼而来，开年最值得买的实力星品我们为你准备好啦，跟着买准没错~快点开大图康康，即刻前往天猫旗舰店👉tRGPMO 解锁更多新年开运星品！具体活动以店铺信息为准。
[The Spring Festival is not close, the source of yue wood packed with Spring Festival gifts, a years worth buying power star product ready for you, we follow to buy it ~ hurry up open a larger view kangkang, instantly to Tmall flagship store 👉 tRGPMO unlock a star product more New Year good luck. Specific activities will be subject to store information. ]
Origins悦木之源：有人只见植物草木；我们却见突破万物；你会看见悦目肌肤！
新浪汽车：
【为躲避处罚，司机在应急车道停车“暗中观察”，被查后尴尬大笑】 近日在北四环望和桥匝道里，一辆厢式货车停在了应急车道内，民警随即上前查处。司机一见民警就尴尬地“嘿嘿”笑，说之前有一名司机向他“通风报信”，告诉他前方有民警设岗，所以他才停在应急车道内“暗中观察”，试图逃避闯禁行的处...全文： m.weibo
[【 to avoid punishment, the driver in the emergency parking lane observation, after being examined embarrassed laughs 】 recently looked at and its on the north bridge ramp, a van pulled up to the emergency lane, civilian police immediately to investigate. Driver embarrassed at the sight of the police hey hey smile, said one driver before informant to him, tell him a policeman positioned ahead, so he didnt stop in the emergency lane observation, trying to escape into a ban... The full text m. eibo]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
优酷：
#大明风华# 新晋皇帝朱祁镇@努力努力再努力x #张艺兴上线#！新鲜奶黄包今晚出炉，和小编约定今晚不见不散哦！
[@ # # daming elegance new emperor Zhu Qi town efforts to x # lay online # again! New fresh milk yellow bag tonight, tonight to make an appointment with small make up to be there or be square! ]
冷笑话精选：
#现代汽车真的这么酷# 日推上这个奔驰最新概念车型也太酷了吧！！完完全全就是科幻电影里那种超帅的未来感啊！[跪了][跪了]（cr. nakagawabbb） tAvUlWr
[# # modern car really so cool day on this new concept model Mercedes is so cool!!!!! Is absolutely the future of science fiction movies that extremely handsome feeling! ] [kneeling] [kneeling tAvUlWr (cr) nakagawabbb)]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
薛蛮子：
这是年Vittori 画的 年月日拿破仑三世受felice orsini 刺杀, 也是人类历史上第一次使用炸弹刺杀皇帝。
[This is year Vittori painting (date) (month) (year) by napoleon iii Felice orsini assassination, also is the first time in human history to use the bomb to assassinate the emperor. ]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请私信
薛蛮子：
大伙猜猜我拍的是什么画？#薛蛮子[超话]##薛蛮子# tAvUWvg
[What is everyone guess I shot the picture? # xue barbarian [ultra words] # # # xue savages tAvUWvg]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请私信
优酷：
#因太吃男主颜而上头的剧#我们卫楚学长#毕雯珺[超话]#必须有姓名呀[抱抱]“卫婚妻”们请到这里集合，小编倒是要数数有多少情敌[doge]#过福年# #酷酷日爆社#
[# due to too eat men yan above show # our # WeiChu senior BiWenJun [ultra words] # must have name ah [hug] who has been married wife please come to here, small make up is to count how many rival in love [doge] received # # # # cool, detonation club]
南方都市报：
【广州小伙无偿#年训练只流浪狗# ：让领养代替购买】广州小伙蚊子是一名#宠物训犬师#，从业多年，他不仅帮助很多家庭解决了宠物狗无因吠叫、分离焦虑等行为问题，还义务为流浪狗做行为矫正，以便它们能更好地被领养。他说：很多流浪狗的行为问题都是可以被矫正的，一旦它们病好了，希望它们能找到...全文： m.weibo
[The guangzhou guy stray dog # # years training free of charge to adopt instead of buying 】 guangzhou small mosquito is a # # pet dog trainer, working for many years, not only did he help many families to solve the dog without barking, behavioral problems, such as separation anxiety also compulsory behavior modification for the stray dogs, so that they can better be adopted. He said the behavior of many stray dogs problem can be corrected, once their disease good, I hope they can find... The full text m. eibo]
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[Congratulations to @ to collect user so as to obtain your autographed stars and popular drama heald surrounding 】 【. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tAvUBCe]
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CSDN：
#CSDN技术头条#《量子通信，到底是什么工作原理？》tAiksApZ听说它涉及到量子论、信息论这样的烧脑理论，还关联了密码学、编码学等一堆看着都要绕着走的复杂学科……这些玄乎的概念有木有激发你们的好奇，话不多说，一起戳⬆️，揭开量子通信的神秘面纱吧～！
[The headline # # CSDN technology quantum communication, what is the principle? TAiksApZ heard it involves such burning brain theory, quantum theory, information theory and associated the cryptography, coding and so on a pile of looking at all want to walk around the complex subject of...... These concepts have arouse your curiosity, one few words said, poking ⬆ together ️, uncover the mysteries of quantum communication ~! ]
专业的中文 IT 技术社区，与千万技术人共成长。
优酷：
#一桌年夜饭#来咯！全明星美味探寻嘉宾带来全国各地不同的年夜饭！年夜饭哪家强？月日起优酷邀您共享！#康康我家年夜饭#tAvUU
[# # table dinner to cough up! All-star for guests to bring delicious all over the country different dinner! Family reunion dinner which is strong? On the date of youku invite you to share! Family reunion dinner # tAvUU # kangkang my house]
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