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#上班读网文中奖被要求上交#在带薪拉shi之后，这次老板让员工上班读网文，把带薪摸鱼这一操作推上了一个新的高潮！无所谓奖品归谁，我只在意什么时候可以带薪恋爱啊！tAvzvXI tAvhQJ
[# # read article winning work are required to submit after paid la shi, the boss let employees read the article to work, get paid fishing in this operation to a new high tide! There is no prize belong, I only care about when can you paid the love! TAvzvXI tAvhQJ]
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青年时报：
【#年电影市场报告#：#后成观影主力#，贡献%票房[并不简单]】中国电影评论学会近日发布的《年度电影市场报告》显示，年中国电影总票房.亿元，后贡献%；后已成为我国观影主力，贡献了全年％的票房收入，其中三四线城市票房增长迅速，达亿元。去年你去电影院看了几部电影...全文： m.weibo
[[# # years film market report main into movie after # #, % contribution box office [] are not simple 】 the Chinese society of film critics recently released the annual film market report shows that in the Chinese film total box office. One hundred million yuan, after the contribution %; Has become the main movie, contribution % at the box office for the whole year, in which three or four line city to the rapid growth of the box office of one hundred million yuan. Last year you went to the cinema to see films... The full text m. eibo]
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南方都市报：
【#澳大利亚雨水漆黑如墨#】澳大利亚山火造成了严重的空气污染。日，新南威尔士州库马地区的居民拍摄了几张降雨后的照片，看上去触目惊心：雨水积存在容器中，呈现棕色甚至墨汁一般的漆黑色。居民还介绍，雨水有一股刺鼻的烟熏气味。截至北京时间日，新南威尔士州仍有处山火，其中处仍未...全文： m.weibo
[Australia # Australian rain dark ink # 】 【 fire caused serious air pollution. Residents are, new south wales kumar took a few pictures of after the rain, look horrifying rain water stored up in container, brown or black ink general paint. Residents also introduces, the rain has a pungent smell smoke. By the Beijing time, there are still blazes new south wales, the place is still not... The full text m. eibo]
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柳州公安：
【女子接到“公安”电话 #骗子嚣张和民警对话#】近日，徐州一女子接到诈骗电话后，正拿着银行卡要通过手机给骗子转账时，被赶到的民警拦了下来。当民警打通骗子电话时，对方气焰嚣张反问民警：“关你什么事！”经反复劝阻，女子最终相信这是一场骗局，没有将钱汇给对方。tAvaMr
[The woman got a call from public security # cheats on his high horse and civilian police dialogue # 】 recently, xuzhou, after a woman got a call from fraud was holding card via mobile phone to cheat money transfer, was stopped by to the police. When police through fraud phone, each other fiercely policeman asked what none of your business. By repeatedly discouraged, woman finally believe that this is a sham, not to give money to the other party. tAvaMr]
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但斌：
@好脾气转发微博
[@ good temper forwarding microblogging]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【单亲妈妈分娩后把孩子丢家里 天后活活饿死】日本长野松本市岁的女子金子奈奈“身体不舒服”住院，但是医院检查发现，她是分娩后不久的状态，却未见婴儿↓↓于是警方去该女子家中调查竟在被窝里发现死亡的婴儿，据检查婴儿无外伤是被饿死的。女子为何将孩子独自留在家？案件详情↓↓...全文： m.weibo
[【 single mother put children starved to death 】 home days after giving birth to a child at the age of Japans nagano Matsumoto, the woman gold nai nai body uncomfortable in the hospital, but the hospital found that she was soon after birth, but not seen the baby left left so the police to the woman home survey has found that babies who were dead in bed, according to the baby without trauma was starved to death. Woman why their children stay at home alone? The case details left left... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
但斌：
@好脾气购车一族都被特斯拉吸去了?[费解]
[@ good temper car group have been tesla suck to be? [difficult]]
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优酷：
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[Reply @ to do time friends if they are qualified investors, pay attention to our public, eastern bay investment management @ friend but always strive to do time, eastern bay of private equity funds, what channels can buy? @ but bin - thank you, but the annual meeting of the video cant open! [heart] [flowers] [shake hands] @ easy man but, at the annual meeting of video when can you see? Blog video hasnt been updated]
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柳州公安：
【年度沙雕系列！#扒手医院偷窃因太臭露馅#被抓 警方：他已数十天没洗澡[衰]】月日，合肥市民王女士带孩子到医院看病，在等候验血时忽然感到身后一阵“臭味”来袭。她回头发现，一男子正把手伸进她大衣口袋行窃。目前该男子及同伙被抓获。据悉，该男子已有数十天没有洗澡了。tAvzwcr ...全文： m.weibo
[The annual sand sculpture series! Steal too smelly betrayed # # pickpocket hospital was caught the police he has several days didnt bathe [failure]] month day, hefei citizens, Ms. Wang took the kids to the hospital in wait for blood, I suddenly felt behind a bad smell. She looked back, found that a man is reached into her coat pockets. Now the man was caught and associates. It is reported, the man dozens days without a bath. TAvzwcr... The full text m. eibo]
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青年时报：
【#重庆一男子跳楼砸中路人# 目击者：两人死亡[伤心]】重庆市公安局大渡口区公安分局指挥中心称，月日上午美德佳园小区“一人跳楼砸中另一人”事件属实。目击者称：跳楼者是一名多岁的老年男性，是该小区的业主，日上午从栋层楼跳下。当时，一名多岁的男性在楼下打电话，不幸被砸中。...全文： m.weibo
[[# # a man jump off a building of chongqing passers-by witnesses two deaths [sad]] dadukou district of chongqing city public security bureau public security bureau command center, said on the morning of February nd virtues garden residential area one jump to hit another person in the event. Witnesses said the jumper is a s older men, is the owner of the residential area, jumping from building floor day morning. At that time, men call downstairs, a s the misfortune to be hit. . The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家：
让车子自己“开口”说话？这视频有点意思。记得到原博下面评论，赢取奖品哟！[笑而不语][笑而不语]
[Let the cars themselves open? This video is a bit mean. Remember to the original Po the following comments, win a prize! [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word]]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
南方都市报：
#春运回家过年#【“无腿超人”靠车轮游全国，春运广州站等车被捐款：我不是要饭的】安徽阜阳“无腿超人”姜小超因小儿麻痹症，只能通过轮子出行。自强不息的他通过网络平台赚钱游玩国内各省。近日，他在广州旅游时遇上春运，在火车站等车时被其他旅客捐款，姜小超“霸气”回应：我不是要饭的。在广州火...全文： m.weibo
[# # travel home for the superman does not have a leg on wheels to swim across the country, travel guangzhou station etc. Car was donations Im not a beggar 】 anhui fuyang legless superman Jiang Xiaochao because of polio, only through the wheel travel. The unyielding he played domestic provinces through the network platform to make money. Recently, he travel in Spring Festival in guangzhou, waiting for the bus at the railway station when the other passengers donations, Jiang Xiaochao swagger response I am not a beggar. In guangzhou fire... The full text m. eibo]
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