青年时报：
【#女大学生智斗电信诈骗#，骗子气到语无伦次：你爱搞不搞】近日，南京的张同学接到电话，称她被办了一项代扣款业务，每月要扣费元，并将张同学转接给“建行工作人员”。张同学识破骗局后，对骗子说“卡上的钱我已经全部转走了”，骗子气到语无伦次。目前，张同学已经报警。tAvRWQ
[【 # #, female college students zhi dou telecom fraud cheat gas to incoherent you dont make love 】 recently, nanjing schoolmate zhang received a phone call, said she was done a generation of processing business, want to deduct fee RMB per month, and will be felt through to construction bank staff. After Wilson to detect fraud, said to cheat card all the money I have already transferred the, a liar gas to the incoherent. At present, schoolmate zhang has been report to the police. tAvRWQ]
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【#大学宿舍贴花式春联#：求考过求偶像门票】月日，河南洛阳。某高校学生宿舍张贴各式春联，有的求考过，有的求偶像演出门票。学生们称这些春联都添加了自己的想法。宿管阿姨称不会反对，有春联更添过年气氛。tAvAnJg
[[# # university dormitory stick Spring Festival couplets fancy tickets to pass for idol] month day, luoyang, henan. A university student dormitory put up Spring Festival couplets, some pass, some idol show ticket. The students say the Spring Festival couplets add his own ideas. Dormitory aunt said would not oppose, adding to the Chinese New Year Spring Festival couplets. tAvAnJg]
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冷笑话精选：
以前过年的时候总想着工作一年好辛苦，要买些东西犒劳自己。但却总是忽略原来家人也有很多的需要，这个新年，#返乡宝藏青年#不仅要陪伴家人，也要#把世界带回家#。快来说说今年你为家人准备了哪些好物？tAvzXee
[Before the New Year always want to work a year good hard, want to buy something to reward yourself. But they always ignore the needs of the family also has a lot of original, this New Year, # # treasure youth should not only with his family home, and make the world home # #. Quick say you have what good things for my family this year? tAvzXee]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#运送作业本货车次着火# 网友：熊孩子们的“春天”到了[doge]】月日，陕西宝鸡，一辆运送小学生书籍作业本的大卡车在途中着火。为了尽量减少损失，消防员手动在车厢内清理带有火星的作业本，经多分钟扑救，全部处置完毕。然而该车在行驶到另一辖区时，又发生内燃。网友：这下真的烧烂了。...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # shipped homework trucks on fire net friend bear the childrens spring in [doge]] month day, baoji, shaanxi transport a pupil books homework fire trucks on the way. In order to minimize losses, firefighters manual cleaning up around a car with the exercise books of Mars after many minutes saves, finished all disposal. However, when the car on the road to another jurisdiction, and internal combustion. Net friend this is really bad. . The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
猫扑：
【#学校强制午托学生趴着睡觉# 家长反对遭校长威胁：你可以放弃学位】近日，有家长反映，华胜实验学校强制收取学生午餐午托费元，午餐大多都是青菜、萝卜、豆腐，午托就是让孩子们趴在课桌上休息，并无专门午睡的场所。一些家长向学校沟通，要求自由选择，校长给的回复是“你可以放弃学位”、“肉...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # school compulsory WuTuo students lay sleeping parents against the principal threat you can give up degree 】 recently, have parents to reflect, hua sheng experimental school student lunch WuTuo fees charged by the mandatory yuan, lunch is mostly green vegetables, carrots, bean curd, WuTuo is to let the children rest on the desk, there is no special place for siesta. Some parents communication, the school requires freedom of choice, the principal to the reply is you can give up degree, meat... The full text m. eibo]
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【小伙发明神奇#自动哄女友键盘# 网友：这是自动分手机吧[doge]】吉林小伙孟祥龙自制“自动哄女友键盘”在网络走红。视频中，当女友发来“身体不舒服”时，孟祥龙打开键盘开关就可自动回复“多喝热水”，还可以控制回复速度。你想说____？[拜拜]有料视频tAvzVtll
[【 man invented magic # automatic coax girlfriend keyboard # net friend this is automatic cent phone [doge]] jilin guy xiang-long meng homemade automatic coax girlfriend keyboard in the network. In the video, when his girlfriend sent body uncomfortable, xiang-long meng switch on the keyboard can be auto reply drink more hot water, also can control the regeneration rate. Are you trying to say _____? [bynum] have video material tAvzVtll]
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汽车之家：
#家家话题讨论# 购买新车时，保值率会影响您做出选择吗？参与话题讨论，家家将每天抽取一位幸运用户送出汽车之家精美礼品！
[# # when buying a new car every topic discussion, resale value will influence your choice? Participate in the discussion topics, every family will extract a lucky every day users send car home of exquisite gift! ]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
青年时报：
【“那时候只想着救命了！”男医生为产妇紧急接生 #用嘴吸掉婴儿口鼻内羊水#】月日，湖南长沙，一孕妇临产在即打，急救站医生曾庆赶到后立刻帮忙接生。婴儿出生后脸色发绀，口鼻有很多羊水。考虑到婴儿可能被羊水呛着，曾庆立即用嘴把羊水一点点吸掉。事后，他说用嘴也怕感染，但怕小孩窒息，那...全文： m.weibo
[【 when trying to help! male doctors for maternal emergency deliver # with the mouth suck the baby inside the mouth and nose of the amniotic fluid #] month day, changsha, hunan province, a pregnant woman is in labor, emergency doctors Zeng Qing get help immediately after birth. Look after the baby was born of cyanosis, nose and mouth there are a lot of amniotic fluid. Considering the baby may be sputter-ing amniotic fluid, Zeng Qing immediately suck the amniotic fluid with mouth a little. Afterwards, he said with the mouth is also afraid of infection, but afraid of child suffocation, it... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：
#看春晚上优酷# 距离湖南卫视春晚播出只剩天啦[憧憬]亲朋好友聚会安排上了吗？“家乡推荐官”@蔡徐坤 提醒你，记得月日晚，来看#湖南卫视春晚#，优酷全网首播，一起欢聚贺新春！[太开心]
tAvLNia
[Youku # # to see spring night from hunan satellite TV gala broadcast only god [hope] arrange the relatives and friends party? Home recommended officer @ CAI xu remind you that remember to late February nd, see # # hunan satellite TV gala, youku tech-oriented premiere, together spring! [quite happy] < br > tAvLNia]
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【老人#带狗乘公交被拒后拦车分钟#：不让带狗就别发车】近日黑龙江哈尔滨，在一辆路公交车旁，一名带狗的老人阻挡车辆发车。据了解，老人要带自己的宠物狗乘车，遭到司机的拒绝后，老人挡在车前不让公交车发车近分钟。迫于无奈，驾驶员选择报警，在等待警察到来期间，老人自行离开。@时间视频 ...全文： m.weibo
[The old man take bus # dog pulled up minutes after being rejected # dont let the dog dont start 】 in Harbin in heilongjiang province, on a bus, an old man with the dog stop the vehicle. It is understood that the old man to ride with their pet dogs, was rejected by the driver, not to let the old man out of the front bus last minutes. Forced, drivers choose to call the police, during the period of waiting for the police arrived, the old man left on its own. @ time video... The full text m. eibo]
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南方都市报：
【#笑哭成为全球最受欢迎表情# 究竟是先笑还是先哭？[笑cry]】笑哭既不冷漠也不亲热，几乎是万能的，它可以表达开心、自嘲、讽刺、示好、服软、调情等各种情绪与诉求。但你知道它到底是先笑还是先哭？你最常用的表情是哪个？tAvPAK
[【 # # laugh cry become the worlds most popular expression whether to laugh or to cry first? [laughter cry]] laugh cry is neither cold nor warm and affectionate, is almost universal, it can express happy, self-mockery, satire, and shown good emotions such as, mainly, flirting with the appeal. But you know what it is first laugh or cry? You are the most commonly used expression is which? tAvPAK]
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CSDN：
#程序人生#程序猿在等电梯时都在想什么？中午吃啥？看触屏广告？Bug怎么改？实际上程序员在考虑电梯调度的几种算法：tAvLWEVg
[# program life # ape when waiting for the elevator are thinking about? Noon eat what? Touch screen advertising? Bugs, how to change? Programmers actually consider the elevator dispatching several algorithms tAvLWEVg]
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小野妹子学吐槽：
道理我都懂，但我感觉我早晚还是得拖啊拖拖出心脏病...[跪了]
[I understand, but I feel I have to drag drag out heart disease... [the] on my hands and knees]
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优酷：
#优酷演技派##演技蜕变ing#@王鹤润rain 记忆错乱，如何辨别真相和阴谋？故事发展你将如何抉择？揭秘影视拍摄片场真实拍摄现状，请关注@优酷演技派 tAvLfqD
[Acting # youku to send # # acting metamorphosis ing# @ Wang Herun rain memory disorder, how to tell the truth and conspiracy? Story how would you choice? Reveal real shooting the film and television shooting situation, pay attention to @ youku tAvLfqD acting]
小野妹子学吐槽：
大热剧我会等评价沉淀一阵子再细看...@休闲璐只看完了一部。。。@谷大白话🙋♂️@文科班校花酱是在下@夏目家的小诗哥都看了 但私心最喜欢小欢喜@Jaehee-花之在希真的有人躲过了陈情令+庆余年+想见你+锦衣之下吗？如果全躲过了，那才是神人…
[Hot drama I evaluation such as precipitation for a while looking closer... @ leisure just finished watching a moves... @ valley vernacular 🙋 came ️ @ school beauty sauce liberal arts class is next summer @ mu family has seen the elder brother of the small poem but little joy @ Jaehee - self favorite flower in anyone survived by making + + anniversary years wants to see you + under the dress? If all survived, that is the man of god...]
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