小野妹子学吐槽：
据日媒报道，#滨崎步生子# 日本天后歌姬滨崎步已于去年月生下一个男孩，孩子的父亲是位年下圈外男士，二人尚未结婚，未来也无结婚计划。
[According to Japanese media reports, # # and ayumi hamasaki Japanese days song ji ayumi hamasaki has gave birth to a boy last month, the childs father is a man outside, two people have not been married, no wedding plans in the future. ]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
天猫：
本招财天猫携四位伙伴，为大家带来一条年味十足的视频！同时，我还要委任一位年度福猫，为大家带来吉祥好运。月日至月日，上传自己和猫迎接新年的照片视频，带上话题词#猫在一起过鼠年#就有机会成为年度福猫！尽享霸屏天猫官号特权，超值年货礼包！快和主子来参加吧！ tAiFDCgN
[This lucky Tmall with four partners, to bring us a hit a complete video! At the same time, I have appointed a year f cat, auspicious good luck for you. Day, month to month upload yourself and welcome the New Year pictures, video, cat take words inscription # # cat together at that moment the year of the rat it will have the opportunity to become an annual good cat! Enjoy the screen on the Tmall officer privileges, goodies for value gift bag! To participate in a quick and master! tAiFDCgN]
(σﾟ∀ﾟ)σ..*☆理想生活，上天猫！─=≡Σ(((つ•̀ω•́)つ超皮官V，撩本喵！
南方都市报：
#遇见不一样广州#【广州从化“下雪”了！十万梅花绽放美成仙境，元旦来赏千亩梅海】近日，广州从化流溪河万多株梅花迎风怒放，成为冬季别具特色的风景，吸引无数中外游客前来赏梅。万多株梅树的枝头绽放一簇簇的白花，犹如白雪覆盖在多亩的土地上，这里是华南地区最大的梅林，也是全国最早开...全文： m.weibo
[# # to meet different guangzhou guangzhou conghua snow! the, plum blossom beauty into wonderland, New Years day to reward one thousand mu MeiHai 】 recently, guangzhou conghua flow springs than many strains plum blossom in full bloom, the wind become winter distinctive scenery, attracts numerous tourists both at home and may. More than plant branches of plum trees blossom clusters of white flowers, like snow in mu of land, here is one of the largest merlin in south China, also is the earliest open... The full text m. eibo]
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微博搞笑排行榜：
[跪了]@xixi找不到我啦这条微博强烈引起共鸣哈哈哈哈哈哈@Aybota_每条都是我@小莘与皮卡丘笑死我了，评论区说的太真实了
[] [kneeling @ xixi couldnt find me this tweet strong chord ha ha ha ha ha ha @ Aybota_ each article is my @ small qixin and Pikachu killing me, said the comments section of all too real]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
冷笑话精选：
出去喝了下午茶，晚上吃了火锅，美滋滋[ok]@程序猿吖：在家躺了一天[二哈][二哈][二哈]@我是小樱Cherry-Blossom逛了一天，啥也没买，就吃吃了
[Go out to drink afternoon tea, evening to eat hot pot, alacrity [ok] @ program two apes lying at home for a daytwo ha ha] [two ha] [two @ sakura Cherry Blossom put - around a day, didnt buy anything, just to eat]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
南方都市报：
#粤港澳大湾区年#【俯瞰#粤港澳大湾区#年蝶变，见证#珠江#之畔凤凰展翅】至，一晃二十载，环视四周，变化似乎很缓慢，身边依旧有熟悉的身影。但是换个角度，俯瞰朝夕相处的大地，或已是沧海桑田。从一片荒芜到绿树成荫，从低矮平房到高楼林立，在时代更替中，日新月异，建筑无言地述说着城...全文： m.weibo
[# # # a large bay area of guangdong years 【 overlooking a large bay area of guangdong # years adjustment change, witness # # along the pearl river phoenix wings], when two men looked round, changes seem to be very slow, side still has a familiar figure. But from another Angle, overlooking the elbow of the earth, or passage. From a deserted to the tree-lined, from low bungalow to high-rise buildings, in the era of change, change, building mutely tell the city... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪汽车：
#车迷夜聊# 你觉得电动汽车续航多少公里才有安全感？[doge]
[# # fans night chat what life do you think of the electric car kilometers to a sense of security? [doge]]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
ZAKER：
#深夜ZAKER# 有时候，昨天的事恍若去年的，而去年的事恍若昨天的。严重的时候，居然觉得明天的事仿佛昨天的。——村上春树
[# ZAKER# sometimes late at night, things like yesterday of last year, and last year the ashes of yesterday. Serious, actually feel things as if yesterdays tomorrow. Haruki murakami]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
汽车之家：
#晚安家人# 第一天，说说你的新年愿望吧~
[# # good night family on the first day, tell me about your New Year wishes ~]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
小浪同学爱吐槽：
#深夜大明白#【新的一年，如何激励自己做任何事？】为什么你做事很难保持积极性？如果不想让自己的生活留下遗憾，你需要找到自己真正想做的事。我们应该努力追求属于自己的人生，而不是选择别人所期望的人生，无论是父母的期望，或是社会所推崇的期望。想要做到这一切，唯一重要的是，你内心要有渴望。...全文： m.weibo
[# # the night big understand [the New Year, how to motivate yourself to do anything? Why do you work hard to stay motivated? If you dont want to let my life leave regret, you need to find myself really want to do. We should try to pursue their own life, rather than others expected life, whether it is the expectations of parents, or social expectations. Want to do all this, the only thing that matters is that your heart desire. . The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
#深夜大明白#【改变自己，要从哪里开始？】当你希望在闲暇时间通过自己的努力，改善自身的缺点、提高生活的质量时，你已踏上了自我提升之旅了。缺点总是很刺眼，尤其是审视自己时，而自我提升是一个漫长的过程，应当从什么方面开始改善呢？ 新的一年，遇见更好的自己[心]tAiFhSSj
[# # the night big understand 【 change itself, where to start? When you want to through their own efforts, in your free time to improve their own shortcomings, improve the quality of life, you have embarked on a journey of self improvement. Faults are always very dazzling, especially look at themselves, and self improvement is a long process, should from what respect began to improve? The New Year, meet the better yourself tAiFhSSj [heart]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
南方都市报：
#南都人物#【老戏骨@杨立新 ：曾为《霸王别姬》配过音，差点错失《我爱我家》】年月底，《戏台》巡演至广东佛山，陈佩斯向观众和媒体透露，如此结尾，并非编剧毓钺一开始的设想，而是剧组根据主演之一的杨立新的建议所做的改动。杨立新则解释：“你会经常在很多戏剧作品当中，发现一两段作者的话...全文： m.weibo
[# # SMW characters [old play bone @ Yang lixin have farewell my concubine to match with a sound, almost missed the I love my family 】 the end of year, the stage tour to in foshan, guangdong province, on to the audience and the media, according to this end, not the writer yu ye-tomahawk vision at the beginning, but according to the lead Yang Li new, one of the suggested changes. He explained you will often found in a lot of drama works, one or two paragraph the author... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪新闻客户端：
【#故宫今年岁了#】一座城，沉淀年的记忆。老照片是回忆，记录岁月的变迁。站在紫禁城中凝望，新老照片仿佛将时间之河折叠，历史与当下重合，不禁感叹：岁风华正茂。@故宫博物院
[【 # # the palace this year at the age of one city, precipitation years of memories. Old photos are memories and records the times change. Stood gazing at the Forbidden City, the new and old photos folded as if the river of time, history and the present coincidence, can not help but sigh young age. @ the Palace Museum]
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冷笑话精选：
🙏@二十丽姝请来吻我yu趁早都消失在眼前@糖果小可yu@一只在yu中行走的猪@耳朵被华晨宇惯坏祝
[🙏 @ twenty then come kiss me @ candy xiaoke yu yu have disappeared in the early eyes @ a walk in the yu pigs @ wish being spoilt by brilliance yu ears]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
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