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南方都市报：
    深圳一泥头车侧翻冲向行人！泥土倾泻死伤，视频还原惊险瞬间！
[Shenzhen a NiTou vehicle rollover to pedestrians! Soil landslide casualties, video reduction thrilling moment!]

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冷笑话精选：
    长得高是一种什么感觉 ​
[Tall is a kind of what felling]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

汽车之家：
    #夜福利#永不退色的锋芒，Jeep牧马人~ ​
[# # night welfare turneth the edge of which never fades, Jeep wrangler ~]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

优酷：
    #刷完这条就睡觉# 愿你含笑入眠，笑对朝阳，一天比一天优秀[给你小心心] #石原里美[超话]# tRRMIn ​
[Brush # # the went to bed you would like to sleep with a smile, laugh at sunrise, every day good [give you heart carefully] # # beautiful words [over] tRRMIn ishihara]

新浪新闻客户端：
    #枕边时刻#哪个瞬间，你突然觉得自己长大了？ tRgjRcnX ​
[# # pillow moment which moment, you suddenly feel oneself grow up? tRgjRcnX]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

冷笑话精选：
    细思极恐@在儿儿儿儿看得我毛骨悚然
[Consider very fear @ the son son son son to see me the creeps]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

小野妹子学吐槽：
    先吃这顿！下顿再减[拜拜]
[Eat it! The next will be a reduction of [bynum]]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新浪汽车：
    #新车情报局# 【长安CS PHEV上市 售价.-.万元】今晚，长安CS PHEV车型正式上市，搭载一套由.T发动机+电动机的混合动力系统，工况续航里程可达km。新车共推出款车型，补贴后售价区间为.-.万元。老司机们觉得这价格怎么样？ ​
[# # new cia 【 listed price. Changan CS PHEV. Ten thousand yuan] tonight, changan CS PHEV vehicles officially listed, carrying a by. T + motor engine hybrid system, working life can reach in km. After new car launch model, subsidies for interal. -. Ten thousand yuan. The old drivers think about this price? ​]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    看着很揪心啊……@全球新闻眼 或许有的读者会想，“明明向家人撒撒娇，请周围人帮帮忙就可以过得更轻松”。但是，当你自己成了老人时，真的会这样做吗？@明日头条 中日的养老问题都很严峻啊
[Looked at the very heart... @ global news eye some readers may think, clearly to the family and play the woman, ask people around to help you can more easily. But, when you become old man, really can do? @ tomorrows headlines sino-japanese pension problems are very serious]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

新浪汽车：
    #出行生活# 当你双手不空时，这个功能的优越性就体现出来了[doge] tRsDNrgn ​
[Travel life # # when your hands are empty, the superiority of this feature is reflected the doge tRsDNrgn]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

新浪新闻客户端：
    这...[吃瓜]
[This is... [eat the melon]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    滴滴的求生欲很强啊[允悲] ​​​​（图片来源：氧气氪） ​​​​
[Drops of a strong QiuShengYu [allow sad] (image oxygen krypton)]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

优酷：
    @Ray-周锐 竟然实力diss老婆有火锅没我“[笑cry][笑cry]好了，是钢铁直男无疑了[允悲][允悲]#灌篮吧兄弟# 本周四零点给你看周锐的大型虐狗现场[笑而不语][笑而不语] @优酷纪实
tRsFCeMi ​
[@ Ray - Zhou Rui strength unexpectedly diss wife have hot pot didnt I [laugh cry] [laugh cry] well, is a steel straight men there is no doubt that the [allow sad] [allow sad] # # dunk it brothers this week four zero show you Zhou Rui large abuse field [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] @ youku documentary < br > tRsFCeMi]

小野妹子学吐槽：
    美的的新款空调了解一下，还是敦煌定制款哦~讲真的 #美的不止实力派# ，这个新款空调实力依旧的同时还颜值在线，居家之必备，而且无明显风感是睡觉也可以开着的空调呢，需要的话要找 @美的小美 哦~
.相约 #天猫超级品牌日# 满减优惠和分时段秒杀吧！@尤物志 tRKuHmW ​
[Beauty know about the new air conditioning, dunhuang custom or oh ~ speak really # # beautiful more than strength, the new air conditioning power is still at the same time also level online appearance, home of the necessary, and no obvious is the feeling of the wind to sleep also can open air conditioning, need to find @ beautiful little beauty oh ~ < br > meet # # days super cat brand with preferential reduction and time-phased seconds kill!!!! @ stunner tzu tRKuHmW]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

微博汽车：
    强力推荐《赶山狗》，第一集没看完就开始期待第二期，片尾曲特别skr～[Aloha][Aloha][Aloha]
[Strongly recommend catch mountain dogs, the first episode didnt finish see began to look forward to the second phase, song special SKR ~ [means] [means] [means]]

这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞