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微博搞笑排行榜：
    想听故事的女生留下评论，男生选一个故事语音跟女生讲 [给你小心心]
[Want to listen to the story of the girl leave a comment, the boys chose a story voice tell girls [give you heart carefully]]

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但斌：
    @股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

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    @股道热肠也惨！
[@ good Joe fields is also sad!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

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    @点缀人间：沙雕瞎侣~
[@ adorn human sand blind couple ~]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

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    @老曾阿牛齐白石乃画中茅台啊。
[@ old had pig qi baishi is a picture in maotai.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @你就是大师：好主义[good]
[@ you are master good socialist [good]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

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    @老曾阿牛中国人都表示不相信，哈哈。
[@ old had the Chinese pig said he didnt believe, ha ha.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

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    早点注册制吧！@老曾阿牛@任仁雄 死不悔改，一错再错[摊手]
[Early registration system! @ old pig @ Ren Renxiong dissuade, repeat ones mistakes [stand hand]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

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    @老曾阿牛为什么到现在公务员的财产不敢公示?@王志安这种人是怎么当上副部长的？
[@ old once pig why to the property of the civil servants cant fair show now? @ wang zhian was such a person is how when the deputy minister?]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

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    @老曾阿牛那些支持朝鲜统一的人现在看明白了吧? 朝鲜若统一，马上枪口对准谁?
[@ old pig those who support the north unified people understand it now? If north Korea is unified, who gunned down immediately?]

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    @老曾阿牛@朱砂的码字人生孩子撕心裂肺的哭声让我恨不得把这些垃圾们都剁了
[@ old had pig @ the code word of cinnabar life children tore heart crack lung cry let me wish all these garbages chop]

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    @老曾阿牛→_→@市值风云APP回复@大宋财子苏西皮恭喜你，你已经具备了当上市公司大股东的潜质了！@大宋财子苏西皮等牛市来了亿再买回来。
[@ old had the pig - _ - @ market value of the APP reply @ DaSong goods Suzy skin congratulations you, you already have when large shareholders of listed companies of potential! @ DaSong money son Suzy skin such as the bull market to buy back.]

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    @老曾阿牛去年我已在微博上建议将新疆拆为天山省和昆仑省，将乌鲁木齐改为左宗棠市，请看 tEvBCJ @张敏新疆太大了，拆成三四个省都不为过啊。
[@ old pig once last year, I have been on weibo proposal would split in tianshan in xinjiang province and kunlun, change the urumqi to zuo zongtang, see tEvBCJ @ zhang xinjiang is too large to split into three or four provinces cannot be overemphasized.]

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但斌：
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人