最后一句笑死[允悲]@资深观众韩梅梅哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈把真相说出来了@吃瓜少女芒果酱哈哈哈哈哈哈这个直男的逻辑和三观好棒啊@泽話·真是讨人喜欢[笑cry]
[The last sentence killing [allow sad] @ senior audience han meimei ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha said the truth came out @ the melon girl mango paste this straight guy logic and through great ah ha ha ha ha ha ha @ ze words, really likable [laugh cry]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
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金融学者、博士生导师，中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
高冷慢热，但给我红包，就是爸爸！@莘欢_：特别抠门，但爱豆周边，样样都买@爱西瓜的勺子-：天天更博，但微博上加我，当场注销@Unhappy：丧不啦叽，但只要你来，嘻嘻嘻嘻
[High cold slow, but give me a red envelope, is dad! @ qixin huan _ special stingy, but love around, buy @ love watermelon spoon - everything every day more, but add me weibo, logout @ Unhappy on the spot lost no ji, but as long as you come, hee hee hee hee]
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金融学者、博士生导师，中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
【男孩被狗咬天后去世 确诊为狂犬病，离第四针疫苗差两天】月日，唐先生的孩子在路上被黄色土狗咬伤，之后去打狂犬疫苗，第四针还差两天，孩子突然发病，于月日死亡。当地卫计局表示，狂犬疫苗需接种多针，前后过程约一个月，但狂犬病毒潜伏期有长有短，如果潜伏期只有几天，患者在疫苗产生效果...全文： m.weibo
[【 boy bitten by the dog died days later diagnosed with rabies, from the fourth dose less two days 】 month day, tang child was bitten by a dog, yellow soil on the way to hit wild dog vaccine, after the fourth needle return bad two days, the child suddenly come on, on the date of death. Local health bureau said, rabies vaccination needle, more process before and after about a month, but the rabies incubation period has long have short, incubation period, if only for a few days, patients in the vaccine effect... The full text m. eibo]
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#金山夜话# 听友：我刚结婚生小孩不久，我性格内敛，倔强，随和，我朋友他性格急躁，脾气不好，霸道，不讲道理，生活上大大小小事情喜欢操心，因为异地，前面一段时间关于坐月子饮食闹的极不愉快，我由于什么事情都喜欢和我妈说，他甚至觉得是我妈在给我出主意，和我妈大吵了起来。我妈也觉得我月子没...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend I just got married soon gave birth to a child, I am introverted, stubborn, easy-going, my friend he irritable, grumpy, arbitrary and unreasonable, life greatly small things like to worry about, because of long distance, the front for a period of time about recovering from the diet of very happy, because everything I like and my mom said, he even think my mom gave me advice, big fight with my mom. My mother also dont think Im lili... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
很少发火，但打扰我睡觉，立刻砍人；
不爱出门，但请我吃好吃的，马上洗头；
讲话文明，但游戏里惹我，当场粗口；
不善言谈，但微博上追星，话痨本痨。
[Little angry, but disturb me sleep, immediately cut; < br > dont go out, but ask me to eat delicious, immediately wash; < br > speaking civilization, but in the game to provoke me, swearing on the spot; < br > is not very talkative, but make track for a star on the weibo, safe the consumptive disease. ]
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第五集来了，祝大家中秋快乐[五仁月饼]
[To the fifth set, I wish you all a happy Mid-Autumn festival [ kernels mooncake]]
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【熊孩子玩手游花近万元 保洁员父亲：四个月工资没了】西安一名男童最近在手游中充值上万元，可这一万元相当于父亲干保洁员不吃不喝三四个月的工资。 据悉，男童有皮肤病，平时不喜欢跟小朋友一起玩，就一个人闷在家里玩手机，孩子的父母也没时间照看他，才闹出了这样的事。tEPtgER
[【 bear children to play with tour cost nearly ten thousand yuan hand cleaner father four monthly wages didnt 】 xian a boy recently in hand swim in top-up tens of thousands of yuan, but the father ten thousand yuan is equivalent to the dry cleaner dont eat not to drink three to four months salary. It is understood that the boy has a skin disease, usually dont like and play with the children, is a person boring playing mobile phone in the home, the childs parents dont have time to look after him, to make such a thing. tEPtgER]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
空间囿于几何线条，安宁匿于色彩繁复。与现实和解，共幻梦往生。坤音四子ONER新张首支官方MV《炫实 DAZZLE》惊喜上线，@岳岳PINKRAY @木子洋KWIN @卜凡KATTO @灵超DIDI 四人演绎全新风格。火山冰川深海，平行世界徘徊。多元与包容共鸣，随性变音叩击现代和弦。 tEPGISd
[Space constrained by geometry line, quiet unseen in colour is heavy and complicated. With real reconciliation, dreams to life. He notes the fourth ONER XinZhang first official MV real DAZZLE DAZZLE surprise, @ YueYue teil PINKRAY @ the KWIN @ BuFan KATTO @ spirit ultra DIDI deduction for four new style. Volcanic glaciers, parallel wandering the world. Diversity and inclusion, along with the gender metaphone taps contemporary chords. tEPGISd]
【#中飞院否认霸凌新生事件#：不存等级制度，对霸凌行为零容忍[话筒]】近日，网曝中国民用航空飞行学院内存在校园霸凌和等级制度，新生被要求“不要和学姐抢饭、任何场合都要喊学姐好”，随即引发网友热议。校方声明，不存在学姐为学妹立规矩之说，对校园霸凌学校采取零容忍态度。tEPqeZ
[【 fly court denied the LingXinSheng events on the # # no hierarchy, zero tolerance for bullying behavior [microphone]] recently, the net exposure to Chinas civil aviation flight institute within campus bullying and hierarchy, freshmen are required to do not learn elder sister and rob rice, any occasion to shout a learn elder sister good, then lead to netizens. The university statement, there is no learn elder sister said for the lower classwoman rules, to zero tolerance on school campus bullying. tEPqeZ]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
年月日 点分左右，郑州市金水区大上海城偶遇明星刘昊然，详细内容请点击 tEPMrNF
[(date) (month) (year) dotted around, zhengzhou jinshui district Shanghai city star Liu Haoran hwa, details please click tEPMrNF]
发微博带上“位置”，在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo
【今日中秋，愿月圆人团圆[心]】小时候，中秋是倒背如流的《水调歌头》；长大了，中秋是给远隔千里的爸妈几句问候。打拼得累了，月饼再甜，一个人吃总有点难受。今年中秋，回家，或至少打个电话吧。（人民日报）中秋快乐！愿每一个家庭，月圆，人团圆！[给你小心心]
[The Mid-Autumn festival today, may month circle person and reunion [heart]] when I was a child, the Mid-Autumn festival is the flow of the heart to; Grew up, the Mid-Autumn festival is to give parents a few words of greetings from thousands of miles apart. Strive to tired, moon cakes to sweet, eat a person always a little uncomfortable. The Mid-Autumn festival this year, home, or at least make a phone call. (Peoples Daily) a happy Mid-Autumn festival! Let every family, the month circle, people happy! [give you a careful heart]]
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今晚开。榜妈祝大家中秋快乐🌷，团团圆圆！🌕
[Open tonight. 榜妈祝大家中秋快乐🌷，团团圆圆！ 🌕]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
今天，由我来亲自教大家如何鉴别渣男[doge]
tEPqhbb
[Today, Ill teach you how to identify personally cheating philandering emotional man [doge] < br > tEPqhbb]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
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