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【中国科学院大学多名学生选修课抄袭得分,老师文言文致信:此分不改,勿念】近日,中国科学院大学一选修课多名学生被判零分。经任教老师苏湛确认,有学生整段抄名家作品,还有人就改了主人公名字。老师还给这些学生发了封文言文的信:“子曰:以德报怨,何以报德?” tRssKl
[A number of students at the university of the Chinese academy of sciences electives from scoring, teacher writings in classical style wrote this cant change, dont miss 】 recently, the Chinese academy of sciences at the university of more than one elective course students was sentenced to zero. Confirmed by the teacher teaches Su Zhan, have the students whole copy famous works, and they changed the character name. The teacher gave the students sent writings in classical style letter Confucius said good for bad, what good? tRssKl]
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小浪同学爱吐槽:
【中国科学院大学多名学生选修课抄袭得分,老师文言文致信:此分不改,勿念】近日,中国科学院大学一选修课多名学生被判零分。经任教老师苏湛确认,有学生整段抄名家作品,还有人就改了主人公名字。老师还给这些学生发了封文言文的信:“子曰:以德报怨,何以报德?” tRssKl
[A number of students at the university of the Chinese academy of sciences electives from scoring, teacher writings in classical style wrote this cant change, dont miss 】 recently, the Chinese academy of sciences at the university of more than one elective course students was sentenced to zero. Confirmed by the teacher teaches Su Zhan, have the students whole copy famous works, and they changed the character name. The teacher gave the students sent writings in classical style letter Confucius said good for bad, what good? tRssKl]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
冷笑话精选:
小时候最单纯幸福@瓜组情报员 差点看哭……@吃瓜少女芒果酱 怀念小时候~@星座秘语 小时候真傻,总盼望着长大。@诗词古韵 小时候真好[微風]
[Childhood is the most pure happiness @ the melon group agent Almost see cry...... @ the melon girl mango paste Miss when I was a child ~ @ sign a secret When I was a child was a fool, always looking forward to grow up. Its good to @ ancient poetry when I was a child [wind]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
微博搞笑排行榜:
告辞[作揖]
[Leave [bowing]]
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新浪新闻客户端:
【最贴心迎新!医学生为新生家长免费按摩:要学以致用】月日,@河南中医药大学 的志愿者们在校园设立起接待新生家长站点,为新生家长提供免费的按摩服务。大三学生陈家豪说,这个活动不仅让推拿针灸专业的学生们可以学以致用,也可以让疲惫的家长们得到放松。 tEvyJsI
[The most intimate orientation! Medical students for new parents free massage to put this to use 】, February nd @ the volunteers in the campus of henan university of Chinese medicine set up new parents of reception site, provide free massage services for new parents. Junior liu said that the activities not only make the massage acupuncture professional students can put this to use, also can let tired parents to relax. tEvyJsI]
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顶尖设计:
日本设计师Haruki Nakamura 的机械纸模
[Japanese designer Haruki Nakamura mechanical pulp molded]
职业搬砖,业余设计。
猫扑:
#现实中的萝莉音被抓了#【男子模仿女声诈骗余起 审讯室“献技”与警察对话[二哈]】月日,@蚌埠公安龙子湖分局 将诈骗犯罪嫌疑人朱某抓获。朱某凭借独特的嗓音注册多个微信账号,广交“男友”,通过微信和对方语音聊天以答应见面为由诱骗“男友”转账,得手后立刻将“男友”拉黑。...全文: m.weibo
[# # the girl in the reality the sound was caught the man more than kinds of fraud Interrogation room strive dialogue with the police, ha] [two] month @ bengbu city public security bureau will give lake Zhu Mou captured suspected fraud crime. Zhu Mou with unique voice register multiple WeChat accounts, make boyfriend, by voice chat on the grounds that the promised to meet others WeChat and decoy boyfriend transfer, after the boyfriend immediately shielding. ... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷:
#完美的餐厅#概念海报正式发布,相约十月。桃林尽染,园引四方;米盛金秋,仓满欢言。[馋嘴]只可惜,嘉宾身份一直很神秘,@完美的餐厅 沙老板真的不考虑透露一二么?[喵喵]
[Posters released # # perfect restaurant concept, meet in October. Chen do dye, garden square; M ChengJinQiu, full huan. [available] unfortunately, has been a mystery guest, @ perfect restaurant Sand boss really dont consider revealed just a little? [meow]]
微博时尚:
#伦敦时装周# 华丽开幕,@微博时尚 携手全新一代CC带你围观伦敦时装周秀场上出现过的,让人目瞪口呆、怀疑人生的奇葩设计,看看雾都人民的脑洞有多大!选出你心中最奇葩的造型并投票分享,将有机会获得MAC口红哦~快来参与吧!tEvyqJMM
[# # London fashion week magnificent opening, @ weibo fashion to a whole new generation CC take you watch on the London fashion week shows, let a person stunned, design of doubt a miracle of life, and see how much a foggy city peoples imagination! Choose the most exotic flower modelling and vote share in your heart, will have the opportunity to obtain MAC lipstick oh ~ quick to participate! tEvyqJMM]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域
新浪汽车:
#汽车趣图# 当你在逆境中无法战胜对手时,那就融入它们。说不定,你还会成为老大[doge][doge] tEvLcVIH
[# # auto on when you cant win in adversity, then into them. Maybe, you will become the boss [doge] [doge] tEvLcVIH]
新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。
小野妹子学吐槽:
对于即将席卷美国东海岸的超级飓风“弗洛伦斯”,当地电视台给出了非常直观的预警,让观众一目了然,马上要面对的英尺、英尺、英尺的大水是什么概念...感觉看完这个,再心大的观众也会做好避难措施[跪了]tEvytW
[For super hurricane swept across the east coast of the United States Florence, local television presents a very intuitive and warning, immediately to let the audience be clear at a glance, in the face of feet, feet, feet in the water is what concept... Heart feeling after I read this, again big audience will prepare asylum measures] [kneeling tEvytW]
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新浪新闻客户端:
【私房钱最高境界!大妈藏钱连自己都找不到,无奈报警】月日,和县功桥镇的张大妈神情慌张地来到派出所报案,称自己家中有元现金被盗了。@和县功桥派出所在线 民警立即赶赴现场进行勘查,经过半个小时的“紧急破案”,最终在大妈家中里找到了元。原来张大妈竟把钱塞到袜子里藏起来,时间长了...全文: m.weibo
[The highest private savings! Boyle hid money even cant find yourself, helpless alarm 】 month day, town and county work bridge Zhang Dama hurry came to the police station, according to his own home yuan in cash were stolen. @ and county police station work bridge online Police immediately rushed to the scene to exploration, after half an hour of emergency investigation, finally find the meta in aunts home. Original Zhang Dama unexpectedly hid the money stuffed into a socks, after a long time... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷:
#许你浮生若梦##朱一龙许你浮生若梦# 我罗浮生顶天立地,连恶狼都不怕,怎么会怕......告辞[作揖]
[# make you if you can dream # # # Zhu Yilong xu you if you can dream I Louvre indomitable spirit, even afraid of wolves, why be afraid of... Leave [bowing]]
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