微博搞笑排行榜：
有哪些「尴尬又好笑」的聊天截图
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汽车之家：
#新车擎报站# 【超马力！兰博基尼Urus PHEV谍照曝光】近日，我们从海外媒体获得了一组兰博基尼Urus PHEV（插电式混动系统）车型的路试谍照。新车整体设计预计将与改款后的外观保持一致，但会加入一些电气化的小细节；动力上新车将会采用.T双涡轮增压V发动机，最大功率预计可超马力。据悉，新
[# # with new car stops the super horsepower! Lamborghini Urus PHEV photos exposure 】 recently, we obtained a group from the overseas media lamborghini Urus PHEV (plug-in hybrid system) models of road test photos. New design is expected to be consistent with the change after the appearance of, but will join some of the electrification of the small details; Power on the new car will be used. T twin turbocharged V engine, maximum power is expected to be the super power. It is understood that the new]
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小浪同学敲黑板：
【日本奈良警方：将于日以杀人嫌疑将山上徹也移送检方】据日本共同社报道，奈良警方称，安倍晋三遇袭事件嫌疑人山上徹也将以杀人嫌疑于日被移送检方。（央视新闻客户端）#山上徹也将以杀人嫌疑被移送检方#
[[police in nara, Japan will be on the day to kill suspected church on the hill also transferred to prosecutors 】 according to kyodo news, nara, police said, shinzo Abe, the attack suspect church on the hill will be transferred to suspected murder, prosecutors. (CCTV news client) # church on the hill will be transferred to the prosecution to kill suspected #]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪热点：
【近种化学材料买回家，给孩子做实验？#爆火玩具出事谁负责#】彩虹喷泉、火山喷发、浓烟瀑布……部分商家将化学实验搬到了孩子们的玩耍场景中。近日，北京商报记者调查发现，电商平台上一些售卖科学实验玩具的店铺月销量能超过万件，有玩具中包含近种化学材料。而“科学实验”背后，这类热门玩具
[【 almost kind of chemical material to buy home, give the child doing the experiment? Who is responsible for # # explosion fire toy accident 】 the rainbow waterfall fountain, volcanic eruptions, smoke... Partial businessman will chemical experiment moved to the childrens play in the scene. Recently, the Beijing commercial daily reporter survey found that some selling electric business platform of scientific experiments can toy shop in sales more than thousands of pieces, a toy contains nearly kinds of chemical materials. And behind scientific experiments, this kind of popular toys]
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超话社区：
勤劳的周五再次被#周深[超话]# 举高高[并不简单]@卡布叻_周深你如果是人是怎么做到等待我们每个真的人发微博的呢！！你绝对不是人@超话社区你好，你感兴趣的“奔跑吧”已开通了超话社区～ 超话社区是微博旗下兴趣互动社区，快来与志同道合的小伙伴们一起交流互动吧！ 戳我进入>> #奔跑吧[超话]#
[Busy again on Friday was deep words [over] # # weeks for high [] are not simple @ le _ kapoor week for you if it is how it we all really people tweeting!! You absolutely not one @ ultra community hello, are you interested in the run has opened a super community ~ super words is weibos interest in the community interaction, quick to interact with like-minded friends!!!! Poke me into the > > # run [ultra words] #]
优酷：
#周深没有人能在我的BGM里打败我# 要论兄弟团的灵活度，那还得是深深@卡布叻_周深 ～在跟随音乐跳舞踩鞋的环节，深深原本身高不占优势，却灵活采用技巧找准时机，选择挂在@魏大勋 身上，最终获得游戏的胜利，这一招数酷酷子get到了！#上优酷看奔跑吧#
tAaSNig
[Deep # weeks no one can beat me in my BGM # shall be moonbeam flexibility, that also is deeply @ kapoor le deep ~ _ week by standing on the shoes of the link, follow the music and dance deeply originally height is not an advantage, but flexible adopts techniques for timing, select hang on @ taka big schoenberg, ultimately win the game, this way cool son get here! Youku watch running on # # # < br > tAaSNig]
优·爆款制造机·优秀片库挖掘机·宠粉十级选手·优酷独播四字全网宣传大使·想涨粉到万·酷 👖爱你ღ( ´·ᴗ·` )
新浪汽车：
#车友投票# 你停车的时候，车头“朝里”还是“朝外”？ tRInYAL tAaSNzDA
[# # juyou vote you parking, car took or out? TRInYAL tAaSNzDA]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
新浪热点：
【#雪糕市场调查#：为什么钟薛高价格必须高？】今年夏季，“天价雪糕”成为一个话题，动辄十几块到几十块的雪糕，和“普通雪糕”一起躺在店家的冰柜里。消费者去结账时大吃一惊，但此时已经不好意思再放回去了。这类不标注价格的高价雪糕被称为“雪糕刺客”。钟薛高是这场高价雪糕中的代表。其创始人林
[【 # # ice cream market survey why zhong xue high price must be high? This summer, stratospheric ice cream as a topic, often more than a dozen blocks to dozens of pieces of ice cream, lying in the shops with ordinary ice cream freezer. Consumers go to the checkout line, but now it has embarrassed back again. This kind of not marked prices of ice cream is known as the ice cream assassin. Zhong xue high is representative of the premium ice cream. Its founder Lin]
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小野妹子学吐槽：
原来后面JK是这么摔倒的，好危险@追风少年刘全有@吃瓜群众CJ这个角度好近
[JK is so fall behind, good dangerous @ zhuifeng juvenile quan-you liu @ good nearly eat the melon masses CJ this Angle]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
优酷：
#王庆来又把火撒在幸福身上#心疼幸福！💧#王庆来找个厂上班吧#我们幸福明明什么都没做错，为什么所有事情都要怪到幸福头上。[失望]幸福实惨，酷酷子好想抱抱她！每晚锁定优酷看#幸福到万家#，和幸福一起追寻幸福！
[# # Wang Qinglai and put the fire on happiness love happiness! # # 💧 Wang Qinglai find a factory to work our happiness yao didnt do anything wrong, why do all things, to happiness is to blame. [disappointed] happiness real bad, cool son really want to hug her! Locked every night youku look # # happiness to thousands, and happiness to pursue happiness together! ]
优·爆款制造机·优秀片库挖掘机·宠粉十级选手·优酷独播四字全网宣传大使·想涨粉到万·酷 👖爱你ღ( ´·ᴗ·` )
ZAKER：
【开封白酒不让过安检，女子不到分钟喝完，随后吃个甜筒醉倒厕所】近日，山东太原。太原南站安检区一女旅客，上演了一场现实版的“人在囧途”。监控画面显示：女乘客把一瓶四五十度的开封过的竹叶青，仅用了两分半不到就灌下肚，旁边的安检小姐姐都惊呆了，随后这名女子晃晃悠悠走到肯德基，一下买了
[Dont let the past security, the kaifeng liquor woman within minutes after drinking, then eat an ice cream cone drunk toilet 】 recently, shandong in taiyuan. Taiyuan south railway station passenger a female passenger, staged a reality version of in embarrassing way. Surveillance footage showed female passengers send the bamboo with a bottle of to degrees in kaifeng, it took just two and a half less than it poured down, beside the security of little sister are freaked out, then the woman, who was perched precariously went to KFC, the bought]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
ZAKER：
【这个国家，宣告破产】 精读|天要下雨娘要嫁人，国家要破产躲外债，你能拦得住吗？>> tAaSCOCT
[Intensive reading this country, declared bankruptcy 】 【 | days its going to rain niang to marry, countries to hide debt, bankruptcy you can stop it? > > tAaSCOCT]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
优酷：
#希林娜依高逻辑推理好强# @硬糖少女-希林娜依高 逻辑推理好强，连着两局完美指出“咸鱼”玩家，在多方阻碍下，依旧坚定自己的观点，👖在线为逻辑一流的高总鼓掌👏#上优酷看奔跑吧#
tAaSCbUr
[# high bush Lin Nayi logic strong # @ hard candy girl - bush Lin Nayi high strong logical reasoning, connecting two perfect pointed out that salted fish players, under the various obstacles, still firmly own viewpoint, 👖 online applaud consul general logic first-class 👏 youku watch running on # # < br > tAaSCbUr]
优·爆款制造机·优秀片库挖掘机·宠粉十级选手·优酷独播四字全网宣传大使·想涨粉到万·酷 👖爱你ღ( ´·ᴗ·` )
小浪同学敲黑板：
【#一家三口在家开空调吃烤肉中毒#，医生：密闭空间容易一氧化碳中毒】月日晚，杭州一家三口一氧化碳中毒被急救车送至杭州市中医院丁桥院区急诊抢救室，所幸送医及时三人脱离生命危险。据男主人说，当晚他们是用罐装煤气来烤肉片吃的，开着空调房门紧闭。过了没多久，男主人觉得不对劲，但立刻给
[【 # # open air conditioning at home to eat barbecue poisoning, doctor confined Spaces to carbon monoxide poisoning] month day night, hangzhou three carbon monoxide poisoning by ambulance sent to hangzhou hospital Ding Qiao campus emergency intensive care and fortunately hospital three people out of danger in time. According to the host, in the evening they canned gas is used to roast to eat, open air conditioning closed the door. It didnt take long, male host feels wrong, but immediately]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪热点：
【#老人卖冰棍遭驱赶并踩踏货品# 园区回应：已开展调查】月日，河南郑州。一段水上乐园外，两名保安把老人冰棍儿扔地上踢踩的视频引发网友热议。月日，据水世界工作人员表示，目前园区正在调查核实，后续会做出处理。@北京青年报 tAaSTcQ
[# old man sell Popsicle was driven and trample response item # park has investigated 】 month day, zhengzhou, henan. A water park, two security guards threw the old man an ice-sucker play on video trigger netizens on the ground. Month, according to the water world, said the investigation to verify, the park is the follow-up will make processing. @ Beijing youth daily tAaSTcQ]
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