冷笑话精选：
我小猫咪可不是好惹的@Tiger公子@资深观众韩梅梅真记仇啊哈哈哈哈哈@他只是个孩子啊你好歹假装吓到一下[笑cry]@酸檬子菌救救救哈哈哈哈哈@正直的咸鱼qiu好可爱哈哈哈哈哈
[My pussy cat deploring @ Tiger childe @ senior audience han meimei is illusive, mew ahaha ha ha ha @ he is just a child ah you somehow pretend to scare the son [laugh cry] @ lemon acid bacteria help save ha ha ha ha ha @ integrity salted fish qiu very lovely ha ha ha ha ha]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#HM童装进价元卖元#：因产品不合格被罚.元】企查查APP显示，近日，HM关联公司海恩斯莫里斯（上海）商业有限公司北京朝阳第四分公司新增一则行政处罚信息，详情为该公司销售的童裤经质检中心检测后为不合格，该产品进货价为.元件，销售金额为元件。#HM因销售不合格童裤被罚#.
[[yuan for $# # HM childrens clothing purchase price because of the unqualified products sent. Yuan] companies check the APP shows that recently, HM associated Haynes morris (Shanghai) business co., LTD., Beijing chaoyang branch new an administrative penalty information, details of the company sales of panty after quality inspection center detection is unqualified, pleased for the product. Components, sales amount of components. # HM for selling substandard panty penalty #.]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
#刘学州收养方亲属将起诉网暴者#“阳光照在海面，我也归于大海。”公布近万字遗书后，河北邢台寻亲者刘学州结束生命。月日，刘学州养家方面的亲属于近日委托北京市一法律师事务所律师周兆成提起民事或侵权以及刑事自诉等诉讼，目前代理律师团队正在收集固定有关证据，下一步将启动法律维权，代表刘学
[# Liu Xuezhou adoption side relative to Sue network violence is # sunshine on the sea, I also to the sea. Released after nearly a word letter, the hebei xingtai XunQinZhe Liu Xuezhou end their lives. Liu Xuezhou month, for the family of relatives on recently commissioned a Beijing law firm lawyers Zhou Zhaocheng filed a civil and criminal private prosecution or infringement lawsuit, the lawyer team is fixed to collect relevant evidence, the next step is to start legal rights protection, on behalf of the Liu Xue]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
刘彦斌：
我判断大盘很快就要上演“股蹲蹲”了！[作揖][作揖][作揖][坏笑][坏笑][坏笑]
[I judge the market will be on squat squat! [bowing] [bowing] [bowing] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]]
微博时尚：
微博潮物榜年度盘点新鲜出炉！[憧憬][憧憬]年让我们在微博发现潮流好物！为热爱买单！[打call]
[Weibo tide annual inventory fresh content list! Let us [hope] [hope] in weibo found trend of good things! Pay for love! [play call]]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域
南方都市报：
【#广州结婚预约爆满#，工作人员：去年就有人问】年月日是星期二，也是壬寅虎年正月廿二，这一天因有很多个“”被网友们称为最有“爱”的日子，成为领证热门日期，广州各区民政局结婚预约名额全部约满。由于预约火爆，各区民政局仍在调整，想要在日登记的情侣们可以持续留意官网的信
[The full booking # # guangzhou got married, staff someone asked 】 last year (date) (month) (year) is Tuesday, is also nonyl tiger year January , the day that has many netizens called for most the day of the love , become a hot date, license guangzhou district civil affairs bureau married places all around with an appointment. Because of the appointment, the district civil affairs bureau is still in the adjustment, want to be registered in the day of lovers can continue to keep an eye on website]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
ZAKER：
【#重庆一只黑猩猩自己剪指甲洗衣服# ，饲养员：自己的事情自己做】月日，重庆。永川区一景区 一只叫做“渝辉”的黑猩猩学会了自己剪指甲。饲养员徐正坤介绍，以前为它剪指甲，它就观察得很仔细，剪过之后还自己摸一摸，看修平整没有，今年想着它又长一岁，看它能不能自己的事自己做，就给它一把指甲
[【 # chongqing a chimpanzee # nails to wash his clothes, the breeder do it ourselves] month, chongqing. Yongchuan district a scenic area called chongqing hui a chimpanzee, learned to own your nails. Breeder Xu Zhengkun is introduced, for it before your nails, it is to observe very carefully, also after his touch, see whether the repair level off, and thinking about it long one year old this year, see if it can do your own thing yourself, give it a nail]
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优酷：
#电视剧冰雪之名# 致敬先辈，踏雪前行。几代冰雪人的努力，才有了今日的冰雪运动的发展；燃梦冬奥，为每一位正在为国争光的运动员加油！以冰雪之名，筑一座热血竞技的丰碑。#冰雪之名致敬冬奥人#
tAilEYSl
[# # series of snow and ice in the name of honor ancestors, walking through the snow. Generations of ice and snow mans efforts, is the development of todays ice and snow sports; Games are burning dream, for each is win honor for our countrys athletes refueling! In the name of snow and ice, built a monument to sporting blood. # # snow hail in the name of the games people < br > tAilEYSl]
新浪新闻客户端：
.#要闻daily#
香港疫情 来势凶猛
《香港经济日报》月日消息，#香港新增超例新冠确诊病例#，并录得约例初步阳性病例。继日出现创纪录的例确诊病例后，香港日新增例确诊病例。坚持“动态清零”，限聚令再收紧。tAijJx
[. # pounced daily# force fierceness < br > < br > Hong Kong outbreak, the Hong Kong economic journal monthly news, new cases of the champions league # # super new cases of Hong Kong, and recorded about preliminary positive cases. The day after a record of confirmed cases, Hong Kong, new cases of confirmed cases. Adhere to the dynamic reset, limited to tighten again. tAijJx]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：
#刘学州收养方亲属将起诉网暴者#【律师披露刘学州案进展：将代表家属起诉网暴者】近日，刘学州收养方亲属委托律师起诉网暴者，代理律师周兆成日发文披露进展。他表示，对于针对未成年人刘学州的“网络暴力”行为，目前团队开始全面收集固定网暴者有关证据，三种类型的网暴者涉嫌违法和侵权。周兆成称
[# Liu Xuezhou adoption side relative to Sue network violence is # [lawyer disclosed progress Liu Xuezhou case would on behalf of the families of network violence are 】 recently, Liu Xuezhou adoption side relatives attorney to prosecute network violence, the attorney Zhou Zhao mingle post disclosed progress. For Liu Xuezhou for minors, he said, network violence behavior, the team started collecting fixed network comprehensive critical evidence, three types of network violence are suspected of illegal and tort. Zhou Zhaocheng said]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小浪同学爱吐槽：
BGM一响就莫名其妙地泪目了，爷青回[苦涩]tAiWWTWD
[BGM rang inexplicably eye tears, ye qing (bitter) tAiWWTWD back]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
ZAKER：
【工信部：目前通信行程卡查询覆盖范围暂无法精确到各地市的区】 受技术原理所限，目前通信行程卡查询覆盖范围暂无法精确到各地市的区>> tAijJZDV
[[the ministry there is currently no accurate communication travel card query range temporarily to the city of the area around the 】 by the technology principle, the current communication coverage could not accurate travel card queries to around the city of the area > > tAijJZDV]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
汽车之家：
#新车擎报站# 【月日发布 马自达CX-最新预告曝光】日前，马自达官方对全新SUV车型CX-进行了预告，官方表示这款车将会在月日正式发布。新车基于全新纵置后驱平台打造，同时还将搭载插电式混合动力系统。#家家新闻# tAilDFv
[# # with new car stops the CX - latest forecast released February nd Mazda exposure 】, Mazda official CX - has carried on the forecast of new SUV models, the official said the car will be released on February nd. New car is based on the new platform longitudinal after flooding, will also carry the plug-in hybrid system. # # every news tAilDFv]
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平安北京：
#烤火桌着火岁男孩分钟灭火#【家里的这些地方也存在消防隐患，这几点您一定得注意！】#消防安全记心间# ①使用燃气做饭时人员不得离开②不卧床吸烟，不随意丢弃烟头③不私搭乱接电气线路，不超负荷使用电器设备④手机、充电宝充好电后及时断电⑤电热毯不要折叠以及长时间使用⑥使用电暖器时，不要与
[# # table for the fire extinguishing fire old boy minutes [of these places there is also a fire hazard in the home, must pay attention to these points you!] # fire safety record heart # ) using gas cooking personnel shall not be allowed to leave the ) dont smoke in bed, dont throw cigarette butts connecting electric wire () is not private, () do not overload use electrical equipment in a timely manner after the mobile phone, charging treasure charged electric power () dont fold and long time use electric blanket when using electric heater, not to]
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元气满满新沐瞳：
快到飞起
[Quick to fly up]
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