冷笑话精选：
沉默了@万事屋纸纸酱长叹一口气@六面包夹芝士这狗怎么会说话啊@然后下面就没了意味深长的一眼哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@天口天的小地方哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@征场狗： tAPtIgA
[Silent @ all the house of paper paper jam sighs @ six bread with cheese, this dog can speak @ then they dont have a meaningful glance below days ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ mouth small place ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ sign dog tAPtIgA]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：
#罗海琼梁冠华演夫妻# 简敏敏@罗海琼 张立新@梁冠华 终于坐下来安静谈判，结果没聊两句话就又掰了，简敏敏抄棍子就往张立新身上招呼，可怜的宏图@孙寧同學 夹在中间左右为难[吃瓜]#简敏敏张立新吵架好好笑#
tAPHvAp
[# # kyrre guanhua liang play couple JianMinMin @ kyrre lixin @ guanhua liang finally sit quiet negotiations, the results dont talk words then bye, JianMinMin copy stick on zhang hello, poor future @ sun students caught in the middle dilemma [eat the melon] # JianMinMin lixin quarrel so funny # < br > tAPHvAp]
优酷：
#电视剧相逢时节# 知弟莫若姐！宁恕@努力努力再努力x 一提自己申请调回临水，宁宥@袁泉 马上就意识到他是要回家找简家报仇，小心思被戳穿，弟弟顿时秒怂，完全被姐姐拿捏了啊#袁泉谈跟张艺兴演姐弟的感受#
tAPHy
[Meet # TV season # that knows brother elder sister! NingShu @ to efforts to try again x mention apply for water in the back, ning tai @ wintenberger e soon realized he was going home to find Jane home for revenge, small idea of frauds, brother immediately seconds the unintelligent, completely by sister take hold o # wintenberger e talk with lay sister feelings # < br > tAPHy]
元气满满新沐瞳：
🉑
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
优酷：
#雷佳音出走半集归来已是总裁# 简宏成@雷佳音 霸总回归的第一件事居然是给弟弟送一百五十万的大单子[吃惊]，酷酷子有被炫到#电视剧相逢时节#
tAPTeR
[# # mine better sound flee back half is President JianHong into @ mine better sound the total return on the first thing was to big brother to send one million five hundred thousand list [surprised], meet cool son has been cool to # TV season # < br > tAPTeR]
新浪汽车：
#F# 周冠宇和队友博塔斯现身巴塞罗那围场，看第一张图还以为阿尔法罗密欧赛车以“谍照”涂装示人呢，原来是“推广”帽衫（欧元）啊[doge][doge][doge] tRMLqb
[# # Zhou Guanyu and teammates botha in Barcelona paddock, see the first picture thought alfa romeo cars to spy painting show, turned out to be promoted hoodie (euro) [doge] [doge] [doge] tRMLqb]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
小浪同学爱吐槽：
#深夜大明白#【#好看的人免疫功能更强大# 所谓的“增强免疫系统”真的可行吗？真相在此！】在感觉自己要感冒时，会吃点维C增强免疫力？珍·冈特（Jen Gunter）博士说，问题是，你实际上是不能 增强 自身免疫系统的。通过深入讲解由每天保护我们的细胞、组织和器官构成的精细网络，Gunter博士向我们介
[# # # the night big understand 【 good immune function more powerful # of the so-called immune system really feasible? The truth is!] When feel to catch a cold, eat some vitamin C to enhance immunity? Jean Gunter, said Dr (Jen, Gunter) problem is, you are actually cannot enhance the immune system. Through in-depth explanation by every day to protect our cells, tissues and organs of fine network, Dr Gunter referral to us]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
ZAKER：
#深夜ZAKER# 人与人之间的恩断义绝，其实并不需要什么具体的理由，就算表面上有，也很可能只是心已经离开的结果，事后才编造出来的借口而已。——东野圭吾
[# late-night ZAKER# unaffectionate, between people actually dont need any specific reason, even if the surface have, also likely just heart have left as a result, afterwards just made up an excuse. - the tolo keigo]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
南方都市报：
【财政部：#去年退休人员基本养老金提高.%左右#】年在保障和改善民生方面，财政部做了哪些工作？月日，财政部部长助理欧文汉在国务院政策例行吹风会上答记者问时表示，去年财政部在保障常态化疫情防控、推动教育高质量发展、全面实施就业优先政策、强化基本民生保障、完善公共文化服务体系、
[[Treasury # last year, the increase of basic old-age benefits for retirees. % s # 】 years in ensuring and improving peoples livelihood, the Treasury to do what work? Month, assistant finance minister OuWenHan policy under the State Council routine briefing, said at a regular press briefing last year, the Ministry of Finance in the protection of normalized epidemic prevention and control, promoting the development of high education quality, full implementation of the employment policy priorities, strengthening the basic livelihood guarantee, perfecting the system of public cultural services,]
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汽车之家：
#晚安家人# 说说你当前最大的烦恼来源于哪里呢？
[# # good night family tell me about your current biggest worry comes from where? ]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
但斌：
药明康德的狼来了—— 林一丹 巴伦周刊tAPTJDw
[Wuxi Wolf - yi-dan Lin barron tAPTJDw]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
冷笑话精选：
一家人好幸福@表情bot他笑的好开心啊@可爱凯_如何才能不谈恋爱不结婚不生娃拥有如此可爱的一个小东西[开学季]@勾勾没勾勾耶妈呀这个宝宝笑起来太可爱吧[泪][泪]好想rua他的脸[泪]
[Good family happiness @ expression bot he smile of very happy ah @ lovely kay _ how to dont fall in love not married gave birth to her with such a cute little thing [back-to-school] @ hook no hook mama ah the baby laughing too cute [tears] [tears] want to rua his face [tears]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪新闻客户端：
【越努力越幸运！#岁小儿麻痹症少年坚持健身#】近日，河南鹤壁。岁的樊同学患有小儿麻痹症，在发出自己健身跑步视频后，被众多网友点赞鼓励。他的教练介绍，樊同学在健身房锻炼一年了，刚开始自卑手脚不便，现在性格开朗、体能也提升不少，他的父母也很开心。@小央视频 tAPIWRG
[【 the harder the more fortunate! # # polio at the age of juvenile gymnastics 】 recently, henan hebi. Fan at the age of students suffering from polio, after running in make their fitness video, by a great number of netizens thumb up encouragement. His coach, students fan in the gym for a year, beginning of inferiority and inconvenience, now have a bright and cheerful disposition, physical fitness also increase many, his parents very happy. @ small central video tAPIWRG]
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但斌：
民调：逾成韩国人支持自研核武 超半数支持美在韩部署核武_凤凰网资讯_凤凰网tAPTzGU
[Poll more than into Korean support from developed nuclear weapons than half support the deployment of nuclear weapons in South Korea tAPTzGU _ _ the phoenix phoenix network information network]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新浪新闻客户端：
【#警方通报沈阳桃仙机场无人机黑飞事件#：涉案人员已找到，男岁】月日，辽宁省公安厅机场公安局通报沈阳仙桃机场有无人机黑飞一案：接警后警方立即开展调查，找到涉案人员程某某（男 周岁）。经工作，程某某承认其在沈阳桃仙机场“黑飞”的违法事实。目前案件还在进一步工作中。@九派新闻
[[# police notified the shenyang taoxian airport unmanned aerial vehicle (uav) black fly event # suspects have found that male age] month day, liaoning province airport public security bureau reported shenyang xiantao in an airport unmanned aerial vehicle (uav) black fly immediately called the police investigation, find those involved in the XXX (male). After work, cheng in shenyang taoxian airport admitted that its black flies illegal facts. The case is still in further work. @ news]
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