冷笑话精选：
#每年有四次重新做人的机会#
元旦今天是一年的开始，要好好规划一下
大年初一今天是一年的开始，要好好规划一下
新历生日今天是一岁的开始，要好好规划一下
农历生日今天是一岁的开始，要好好规划一下
你今年的计划立好了吗[doge]
[# # to four times a year chance < br > today is the beginning of the year New Years day, want to have a plan about < br > on today is the beginning of the year, to be a good planning on < br > solar calendar birthday today is the beginning of a year old, want to have a plan about < br > the lunar birthday today is the beginning of a year old, want to have a plan about < br > did you plan this year made [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：
火锅狂热户新鲜上线！新的一年从接收 @郁可唯 专访跟吃火锅开始～
[Hot pot fanatical door fresh online! In the New Year from the receiving @ depression can only interview with began to eat hot pot]
新浪新闻客户端：
#回乡见闻#【#除夕男子一家多人齐吃团圆饭#：一家人在一起很快乐】月日，黑龙江大庆。除夕当天，男子一家多人齐吃团圆饭。张先生称，过去两年因为疫情，除夕合照一直照得零零散散，今年是疫情以来家人们第一次聚得这么全，一家人在一起很快乐。@时间视频 tAiakmok
[# # # back stories [man more than a New Years eve reunion dinner # the family together very happy 】 month day, heilongjiang daqing. New Years eve that day, the man more than a reunion dinner. Mr Zhang said that in the past two years because of the outbreak, photo according to separate all the time, New Years eve this year is the first time since the outbreak of family together so complete, the family together very happy. @ time video tAiakmok]
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新浪新闻客户端：
#美食时刻#【软烂入味的红焖羊肉】还记得小时候特别爱吃红焖羊肉，吃完羊肉再添汤涮菜，真的是太美味了！羊肉软烂入味，大口吃肉好满足[色][色][坏笑]今天就安排上～～tAiaOlTu
[# # food moments remember soft lousy ruwei braised lamb 】 【 braised mutton childhood special love to eat, finish eat mutton add soup to rinse the dishes, is really very delicious! Mutton soft lousy ruwei, besides meat well meet [color] [color] [laugh] ~ ~ tAiaOlTu on schedule today]
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南方都市报：
【北京冬奥会开赛在即，#中国女冰广东健儿拜年了#！】北京时间月日，大年初一，正在北京备战冬奥会的深圳女冰国手们向广东球迷拜年！今年冬奥会上广东将有名女子冰球运动员代表中国队出战冬奥会，这也创造了广东体育史上的新突破。中国女冰队首场比赛将在北京时间月日中午点开始，对手是欧洲劲
[The Beijing Olympics opening, the # # the guangdong athletes of the Chinese female ice New Year greetings!] Beijing time on day, on the first day, prepare for the winter Olympics in Beijing to guangdong shenzhen star for the Chinese female ice the fans happy New Year! The winter Olympics this year will be famous in guangdong womens hockey player for the Chinese national team in winter, it also create a new breakthrough in guangdong sports history. The Chinese female ice team first game will be in Beijing time June starts at noon, is Europes strength]
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汽车之家：
#新车擎报站# 【溜背运动风 斯柯达ENYAQ COUPE iV首发】斯柯达正式发布了ENYAQ COUPE iV家族车型。新车是此前斯柯达ENYAQ iV的轿跑SUV版本，将基于大众MEB纯电平台打造，是大众ID.的姊妹车。tAiaEkLg
[# # with new car stops the sneak back motion wind skoda ENYAQ COUPE iV starting 】 skoda officially released ENYAQ COUPE iV family models. New car is the skoda ENYAQ iV coupe SUV version, will be based on the public MEB pure level building, is the public ID. The sister car. tAiaEkLg]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
中国银行信用卡：
燃动冬奥，打卡兑微信立减金！
点击链接了解活动详情
tAihqmgc
[Clock in combustion, the games are against the WeChat knock gold! < br > click on the link to understand the details of activity < br > tAihqmgc]
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优酷：
#中国梦我的梦网络视听年度盛典# 官宣！文化传承不断，科技发展不停，在一片繁华中奔往梦想，踏上通往未来的列车。月日正月初二晚盛典预热，盛典正式开启，精彩节目等着你！酷酷子与你一起回顾征程，携梦飞往~
[# China dream my dream network audio-visual annual festival # officer xuan! Cultural inheritance, the development of science and technology, in a busy rushing off to dream, set foot on the train to the future. Month day on the second day night festival preheating, festival officially open, wonderful program waiting for you! Cool son review journey together with you, together with the dream to ~]
知乎：
#盐选推荐#春节到啦，是否有很多问题困扰着你？过年回家被长辈催婚怎么办？如何利用春节假期提升自己？压岁钱要买些什么？……
别急，盐选会员「过好年」攻略请查收！虎年限定六大锦囊，帮你应对春节期间可能出现的突发小状况～盐选会员春节特惠，年卡仅需 ¥，立省 ¥！贴心攻略即刻解锁，玩转春节
[Whether to choose recommend # # salt Spring Festival, there are a lot of problems bothering you? New Years day the elder urge marriage home? How to make use of the lunar New Year holiday to improve themselves? New Years money to buy something? ... < br > dont worry, salt selected members good years strategy, please check! The year of the tiger limit six kits, help you little conditions that may occur during the Spring Festival paroxysmal ~ salt selected member preferential the Spring Festival, year only selections, state province selections! Close strategy immediately unlock, embracing the Spring Festival]
谢邀，人在中国，刚下飞机，知乎官方微博，就不匿了。
中国东方航空：
#大年初一#过年你喜欢吃饺子还是汤圆？
[# # on New Years day do you like to eat jiaozi, or dumplings? ]
中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海，是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年，以原东航集团公司为主体，在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合，东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主，通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。
优酷：
小酷新年来给大家送惊喜啦～@赵丽颖 祝福大家新的一年，虎年大吉！幸福顺遂！
[Small cool New Year to give you a surprise ~ @ li-ying zhao wishes everybody in the New Year, good luck in the year of the tiger! Happiness continued success!]
优酷：
虎年到！ @朱一龙 上线送祝福 快来查收吧～
[The year of the tiger! @ Zhu Yilong online to send blessings come and check ~]
但斌：
问题是读书的时候也没人喜欢[挤眼]，最右你说的销魂的兄弟叫赵克，现在上海社科学当副研究员@越来越进步照片中的但总坏坏的，但是我们女孩就喜欢这样的[鲜花][害羞]，还有第一张照片最右边的哥们，太销魂了！
[Problem is reading a book when nobody like [eye], the right key you say brother called Zhao Ke, now Shanghai social science as associate professor @ more and more progress in the photo but always badly, but we girls like this [flowers] [shy], and most the right side of the elder brothers, the first picture is too lovely!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
南方都市报：
【#女友陪民警男友戍边守岁获惊喜求婚#：往后右手敬礼，左手牵你】月日除夕夜，云南普洱边境警察宋城州为专程来看望他的女友孙倩玲准备了一场特殊的求婚仪式。宋城州因工作任务繁重，推迟原本春节去见女友父母的计划，于是孙倩玲决定去陪宋城州一起守边守岁。孙倩玲在宋城州战友的陪同下，到达宋城
[【 # girlfriend for civilian police boyfriend - shou sui won a surprise proposal # salute back his right hand, left hand you 】, New Years eve, yunnan pu-erh tea border police songcheng state for made a special trip to visit his girlfriend Sun Qianling propose a special ceremony. Songcheng state because of workloads, delayed Spring Festival went to see his girlfriend parents plan originally, so Sun Qianling shou sui decided to keep with songcheng state side. In the state of songcheng Sun Qianling comrades, to reach the songcheng]
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新浪新闻客户端：
【#虎年春晚有哪些小彩蛋#？来看看#三星堆大面具如何运上春晚舞台#】三星堆青铜大面具首次亮相虎年春晚的舞台。宽.米，重斤的大面具是如何运上春晚舞台的呢？B站在现场记录下了青铜大面具打包，装箱，运输的过程。一起来看看春晚上令人震撼的青铜大面具是怎么被虎年春晚签收的吧。@封面新闻
[What are the small eggs # # [the year of the tiger Spring Festival gala? To see how big # sanxingdui masks on stage all # 】 sanxingdui bronze large mask for the first time at the year of the tigers stage. . Meters wide, heavy catty large mask is how to carry on the stage? B stand at the scene recorded the bronze masks packaging, packing, transportation process. Take a look at the spring night stunning large bronze mask how was the year of the tiger Spring Festival gala to sign for it. @ cover news]
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