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@段子楼感动了@肥肥爱ci菠萝油@太皇太后您有喜啦好厉害@黄濑濑濑濑@万事屋纸纸酱总是细节最打动人@满岛莓：有意思@刘昊然昨晚很卖力也是说给自己的
[@ jokes floor moved @ shum love ci item @ @ queen too happy you so much huang wrasse wrasse wrasse wrasse @ all the house of paper paper jam details are always the most touched people @ island full of blackberry, interesting @ Liu Haoran last night is also said to oneself very hard]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
但斌：
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
@林峰心连心转发微博
[Heart forwarding microblogging @ ling feng]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
多年前，在看到这场比赛的视频之后，就认为恒大大概率不是一个好公司，至少不喜欢这样的公司文化！
[Many years ago, after the video to see the game, as constant probability is not a good company greatly, at least I dont like such a company culture!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
@洪怀懋抽雪茄更长寿？@亟兮般若丘吉尔，罗斯福，斯大林，希特勒，但死因不一样。@侯宁回复@Lkjxlc的异想世界[酷][哈哈]不吸烟不喝洒的自杀了！@Lkjxlc的异想世界回复@Lkjxlc的异想世界然后三个抽烟喝酒的三巨头三三死于脑溢血[允悲]
[@ HongHuaiMao cigar live longer? Strong @ xi prajnaparamita Churchill, Roosevelt, Stalin, Hitler, but the cause of death is not the same. @ hou ning reply @ Lkjxlc freakishness world [cool] [ha ha] no smoking no drink suicide! @ Lkjxlc vision to the vision of the world to @ Lkjxlc thought world then three big three drinking and smoking three three died of cerebral haemorrhage [allow sad]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷：
#侯明昊提前安慰淘汰球员# #这就是灌篮#不知不觉已经到了第七期～经过了这么久的相处、磨合，球员们都建立了很深的感情。在本期的淘汰环节，与教练们协商之后，决定选择年纪较小的丁超。大家还记得节目第一次分队时，@侯明昊Neo 就非常喜欢丁超，一定要拉他来自己的战队嘛？所以做出这个艰难的决定后，...全文： m.weibo
[# Hou Minghao comfort eliminated players ahead of # # # this is dunk imperceptibly into the th ~ after so long to get along with, the running-in, the players to establish a deep affection. In this period the elimination of link, after consultation with the coaches, decided to choose young ting chao. You remember program team for the first time, @ Hou Minghao Neo is very like ting chao, be sure to pull him to his own clan? So make the tough decisions,... The full text m. eibo]
小浪同学爱吐槽：
#美食时刻#【蒜香蜂蜜黄油鸡】美味的蒜香蜂蜜黄油鸡，外皮酥脆鲜嫩多汁，赶快安排！#我的秋天plog# tAMmpEr
[# # food moments of delicious garlic garlic sweet honey butter chicken 】 【 sweet honey butter chicken, crispy skin tender and juicy, quickly arrangement! # I fall plog# tAMmpEr]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
#美食时刻#【茄汁大虾】做法简单，香酥可口，非常好吃，太过瘾了[哈哈] #我的秋天plog#
tAMmcMq
[# # food moments in tomato sauce prawn 】 【 approach is simple, crisp delicious, very tasty, too enjoyable (ha ha) # I fall plog# < br > tAMmcMq]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
南方都市报：
#秒混剪彩色修复版永不消失的电波#【红色经典再重温，首部黑白转彩色K修复故事片深圳开展点映】月日，由中央广播电视总台央视频G新媒体平台与中国电影资料馆联合完成的首部黑白转彩色K修复故事片《永不消逝的电波》，在深圳开展点映活动。影片于月日起登陆全国院线。这将是首部经过K彩色修...全文： m.weibo
[# s mixing shear waves of color restored version will never disappear # 【 turn red classics review again, the first black and white color K repair feature shenzhen conducted at month, by the central radio and television reception desk epicenter video G new media platform and the China film archive completed first turn black and white color K repair feature film the waves never dies, which opens activities in shenzhen. Movie from the date of month hit theaters across the country. This will be the first after K color repair... The full text m. eibo]
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元气满满新沐瞳：
假期最后一天[泪]
[The last day of holiday [tears]]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
优酷：
#什么时候需要有危机意识#转眼就迎来了#这就是灌篮#第四季第七期，在这一期节目中，新教练@周琦_ 和@李晨 @包上恩 组成的“个英雄队”VS@欧豪 @朱芳雨 @戴燕妮Flora 和@侯明昊Neo @马布里Marbury @曾可妮Jenny-Z 组合成的同盟队。同盟队在开局虽然领先了分，但也恰恰因此，没有英雄队更加专注于比...全文： m.weibo
[# # when you need to have the consciousness of crisis quickly ushered in the # # this is dunk in the fourth quarter, the th period in this episode, new coach @ housekeeper _ and @ @ bag of grace a hero team VS @ the hao @ fangyu zhu @ Dai Yanni Flora and @ Hou Minghao Neo @ Marbury Marbury @ once ni Jenny - Z, alliance team. Alliance it start to lead in points, but also is so, there is no hero team focus more on than... The full text m. eibo]
优酷：
#宫铭疯了# 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！九敏！
酷酷子笑到停不下来！宫铭…欧不慕容杰伦@凤小岳 王子你到底怎么了呀！更多爆笑，记得#上优酷看我的巴比伦恋人# 哦！
[# # GongMing crazy ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Nine min! < br > cool son laugh to stop! GongMing... Ou dont MuRongJieLun @ chicken small yue you what happened to the prince! More joke, remember to youku to see my lover of Babylon on # #! ]
平安北京：
【变！#分钟看新中国载前行路#】年，我们的新中国日新月异，奋斗向上的决心始终如一。前进路上，且看变！#这就是中国# @人民日报 tAMTjT
[【 change! # minutes watching the new years ago on the # 】 in our new China with each passing day, struggling upward determination is consistent. Way, and see the change! # this is # @ the Peoples Daily tAMTjT China]
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优酷：
#电视剧功勋# 片场中，大家围着篝火畅聊痛饮、互相拥抱鼓励的场面让人万分振奋。“我们爱核潜艇！”的欢呼声传递着他们对于这份事业的热爱。#上优酷看功勋# ，向民族英雄们致敬！@黄晓明 @章贺zh @王洛勇
tAMQZDR
[# # series feats in the studio, everybody campfire chat about drinking and embrace each other to encourage scene lets a person very exciting. We love nuclear submarines! The cheers of the convey their love for the cause. # # on youku watch feats, salute to the national heroes! @ huang xiaoming @ ZhangHe useful @ luoyong wang < br > tAMQZDR]
优酷：
#泰剧#《#孤叶三娇#》今晚点高甜开播[憧憬]超A御姐✖️“废柴”男友、俏皮“男人婆”✖️花心“海王”、软萌萝莉✖️暖男大叔[憧憬]三对CP随心嗑！#优酷海外剧场#VIP会员抢先看>>tAMieIhJ
[# # # # Thai shows the solitary leaf three jiao high points tonight sweet air [hope] than A royal elder sister ✖ ️ faggots boyfriend, nifty butch ✖ ️ flower sea king , the soft of girl ✖ ️ uncle sunshine boy [hope] three pairs of CP as ke! # # youku overseas theater VIP member first to see > > tAMieIhJ]
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