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#新入职边境搜爆犬天扫雷#【云南边境搜爆犬天扫雷，上岗天排查出起零星爆炸物】云南文山边境管理支队搜爆犬“玄战”，在边境巡逻中连续排查出起零星爆炸物。“玄战”是年月初刚结束警犬培训，仅“入职”天就在天内于边境一线排查出地雷颗，火箭弹枚。tAMjeUK
[# new border search dog day blasting demining # 【 search dog day mine, yunnan border scattered explosives screening out the duty day 】 yunnan wenshan border management team search dogs xuan, in the border patrol for continuous screening isolated explosives. Xuan war in the early after police dog training, induction days alone in days on the border line screen out mines, rockets. tAMjeUK]
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新浪新闻客户端：
【#个月次遇确诊面馆感谢网友鼓励#：虽已停业，但心是暖的！】月日，陕西西安。一家月内次遇确诊病例就餐的面馆引关注，该店月底曾因重庆确诊情侣关门歇业一个多月，月日刚重新开业，开门一个多月后又遇到确诊病例。有网友称其为“#西安最倒霉面馆#”，众多网友留言安慰面馆。月日，面...全文： m.weibo
[【 # months time when confirmed noodle thank friends encourage # has been out of business, but the heart is warm!] June , shaanxi xi an. Time in a month of confirmed cases of repast noodle attention, at the end of the store for chongqing confirmed couples closed more than a month, date just reopened, open the door for more than a month after meet again confirmed cases. Some netizens call it the most unlucky noodle shop # # xi an, many netizens message comfort noodle shop. June , surface... The full text m. eibo]
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ZAKER：
【被选中的独居女性】 精读|年过去了，这件事仍然是她心中最深的恐惧>> tAMYPczJ
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新浪新闻客户端：
【#老人个儿子参加红军全部牺牲# 转！致敬！[泪]】年，江西瑞金，杨荣显老人的个儿子一起加入了红军。但在此后的第五次反“围剿”和长征途中，他们全部牺牲。这样为革命无私奉献的故事还有很多。当时的小县城瑞金，共.万人参加长征，万多人牺牲在长征途中…#长征胜利纪念日#将至，向英雄致敬...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # old man son to attend the reds all sacrifice turn! Salute! [tears]] years, jiangxi ruijin, joined the red army Yang Rongxian old mans son together. But in the fifth counter-campaign against encirclement and suppression and long march on the way, they all sacrifice. There are many such selfless dedication for the revolution of story. At that time, the small town of ruijin,. Ten thousand people take part in the long march, thousands of people to sacrifice in the long march on the way... # # long march victory day will come, salute to the hero... The full text m. eibo]
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南方都市报：
#医生为雨中排队做核酸的人送包子#【兰州一医生为雨中排队做核酸的人送包子，网友：接地气的医生】月日，甘肃兰州网友发布一则视频，因兰州突发疫情，医院门口人们排起长队做核酸检测，一名男子拿着包子，送给排队的人。有网友认出，这名男子是兰州市第二人民医院功能科的金主任。该医院宣传部工作...全文： m.weibo
[# doctors who do the nucleic acid for queuing in the rain the steamed stuffed bun # [lanzhou, a doctor who do nucleic acid for queuing in the rain the steamed stuffed bun, netizen grounding gas doctor 】 month day, gansu lanzhou netizen released video, due to the sudden outbreak in lanzhou, the hospital people queued up to do the nucleic acid testing, a man holding a steamed stuffed bun, and gave the people in the queue. Some netizens recognized the man is the second peoples hospital of lanzhou city function division director of gold. The propaganda department of the hospital work... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：
#电视剧功勋# 渴望那唯一的胜利，但也无悔无数次失败。袁老深知，研究杂交水稻的过程是厚积薄发，绝无捷径可走。每一次失败，都是向成功更近了一步。#功勋袁爷爷成功前失败多次# @演员黄志忠 #上优酷看功勋#
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[# # series feats desire that the only victory, but also countless failures. Yuen old know, research the process of hybrid rice is a whole, no shortcut. Every failure, is to a step closer to success. Grandpa success before failure many times # @ # feats yuan actor John feat on youku to see # # # < br > tAMjScRV]
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【男子在朋友圈辱骂警察还求举报！民警：成全你 】限速kmh的高速路段，台州一男子竟开出了kmh的速度，因为超速%以上，这名男子被高速交警处罚。不料男子怀恨在心，将执法民警照片发上朋友圈，并配文辱骂，在被网友提醒时还表态“求举报”，结果换来天行政拘留处罚。tAMYvjVd
[The man in the circle of friends abusive police report also o! Policeman help you 】 the speed limit KMH high-speed road, taizhou a man offered KMH speed, because of overspeed % above, the man was high-speed traffic police punishment. Only man hold a grudge, the photos hair circle of friends, the law enforcement police and a caption abuse, when by netizens to remind also declared report, result in administrative detention punishment for days. tAMYvjVd]
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优酷：
#优酷片单# 期待已久的《打火机与公主裙》剧组终于出现[打call]，酷酷子前来送上优酷精品先鉴会精彩资讯～#陈飞宇张婧仪商业互夸# @陈飞宇Arthur @张婧仪 现场默契问答，介绍各自扮演角色时，张婧仪说朱韵是穿着公主裙的骑士，两人还分享了拍摄期间的趣事，酷酷子疯狂心动中！[好喜欢]祝我们《打火...全文： m.weibo
[# # youku piece of single long-awaited lighters and princess dress cast and finally appeared [call], cool son come on youku boutique guide will first wonderful information ~ # fei-yu Chen Zhang Jing instrument business mutual kua # @ fei-yu Chen Arthur @ Zhang Jing instrument field tacit understanding q&a, introduce their respective role, said Zhang Jing instrument Zhu Yun is knight dressed in princess dress, two people also share the fun during filming, cool son crazy heart! [love] I wish our lighter... m. eibo]
ZAKER：
【#女子喝啤酒发现酒里有个烟头# 厂家：生产线不存在问题】月日，河南焦作。李女士与闺蜜在一家餐厅就餐时，刚打开的啤酒瓶里发现酒里有个烟头。李女士介绍，这瓶啤酒是服务员打开的，当时并没有注意，等喝完一口时，朋友发现里面有杂物，与老板协商，老板叫来厂家，厂家当时说生产线不存在问题...全文： m.weibo
[【 woman # # drink beer found in a cigarette factory production line no problem] month day, henan jiaozuo. Ms. Lee and girlfriends were sitting in a restaurant, just open the beer bottles found a cigarette butt in the wine. Ms. Li, this is the waiter opened the bottle of beer, at that time, didnt pay attention to, such as drink one mouthful, friends found there were sundry, negotiate with the boss, the boss called manufacturer and manufacturer said at the time the production line there is no problem... The full text m. eibo]
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小野妹子学吐槽：
购物中的蝴蝶效应太明显了，当然要一次性把需要的东西买全啊！一次买一个，用的时候发现缺另一个，再现买，多麻烦！就像买了秋衣肯定要配套买个秋裤，本人还会多买一些毛茸茸的袜子~有热爱有生活，京东 . 月号晚八点，预售开启！#藏在她购物车里的蝴蝶效应# tAMYvzQL
[The butterfly effect of shopping too obvious, of course, to the need to buy all in one go! Buy one at a time, and use it every time you found short of another, represent the buy, more trouble! Like to buy supporting long bound to buy a long Johns, I will buy some more fluffy socks ~ love life, jingdong. September , booking open! # hidden in her shopping cart # tAMYvzQL butterfly effect]
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南方都市报：
#男子个月跑遍省余公里#【湖南一男子个月跑遍省，路程超万公里多次跑掉脚指甲】月日，来自湖南益阳的邓良华月日从安化县出发经天府之国，走丝绸之路，跨长江黄河，足迹遍布了大半个中国。截至目前，邓良华这次旅程已经跑了天，穿行了个省份，累计跑程余公里，跑坏了多双...全文： m.weibo
[# # man more than months travelling province kilometers [in hunan province, around a man months journey over thousands of kilometers run toenails 】 many times in day, from hunan yiyang Deng Lianghua month day starting from anhua.we will act upon land of abundance, walk the silk road, across the Yangtze river Yellow River, spent in China. Deng Lianghua trip, so far have been running for days, many provinces, through cumulative running processes more than kilometers, bad more than double... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪新闻客户端：
【泪目！[泪]#留守儿童结伴步行导航去找父母#】近日，江苏宿迁，巡逻交警发现有两名小女孩逆行走在桥中间，非常危险。原来，这对姐妹中姐姐岁、妹妹岁，两人的父母长年在南京务工，国庆回来待了几日便匆忙返回，姐妹俩不愿再次接受分离的痛苦，打算用手机导航步行到南京找父母。幸好被巡逻交警发现...全文： m.weibo
[【 tears eye! [tears] # # left-behind children together walk navigation to find parents 】 recently, jiangsu suqian, patrol police found that there are two little girls go retrograde in the middle of the bridge, very dangerous. Originally, at the age of the sisters, sister, sister, two peoples parents elder workers in nanjing, National Day to come back for a few days then hurried back, the sisters are reluctant to accept the pain of separation, again going to use cell phone navigation walk to nanjing to look for their parents. Fortunately patrol police found... The full text m. eibo]
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