2021年5月29日星期六

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    啥家庭养得起啊[doge]@百病不侵LLx@文科班校花酱养了二哈以后高血压这块是拿捏的死死的[允悲]@我朋友是个奇葩哈哈哈哈哈哈是纯种的@水晶男孩鸡大帅果然还是看别人养好玩[doge]
[What family sustainable [doge] @ all diseases dont abuse wisco @ campus flower sauce has two liberal arts class after the high blood pressure is the balance now [allow sad] @ my friends is a wonderful work ha ha ha ha ha ha is pure @ crystal boy chicken prince for sure look at the others have fun [doge]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新浪新闻客户端:
    【#少年被重点中学录取后掩面而泣#:妈妈在天有灵一定会高兴[心]】月日,一段男孩听到自己被重点中学录取后喜极而泣的视频引发热议。视频拍摄者称,该男孩二年级时父母出车祸,妈妈当场去世,爸爸受重伤,如今男孩不但要上学还要照顾年幼的妹妹,比其他学生付出了更多的汗水才取得了这么好的成绩。...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 # # young face to cry after being admitted to key middle school mother spirit is in heaven, and will be happy [heart]] month day, a boy heard that he was admitted to key middle school after video trigger hot tears of joy. Video photographer, said the boy in second grade parents in an accident, my mother died on the spot, dad was seriously wounded, now the boy go to school not only had to take care of the younger sister, than the other students to pay more sweat to got such good grades. . The full text m. eibo]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    #辅警救轻生女后累瘫在地#【你奋不顾身的样子真帅!惠州辅警扑出窗台勇救轻生女】近日,惠州市公安局惠城分局马庄派出所接到警情:该辖区一住宅区有一女子轻生。接报后,值班民警与辅警迅速赶赴现场。因为该女子所处的位置特殊,无法从顶楼施救。于是,辅警郭茂华抓住机会,当机立断、奋不顾身地扑出窗...全文: m.weibo ​
[# auxiliary police save female suicide tired collapsed to the ground after # 【 you look really handsome! For huizhou auxiliary police saved windowsill YongJiu female suicide 】 recently, Ma Zhuang HuiCheng bureau huizhou city public security bureau police station received a alert the one residential districts there was a woman, suicide. After confirmed, the policeman on duty and auxiliary police to the scene rapidly. Because of the womens position in the special, unable to rescue them from the attic. So the auxiliary police mao-hua guo seize the opportunity to act decisively, tried to jump out the window... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

南方都市报:
    #小学生核酸检测后向医护敬礼比心#【广州小学生核酸检测后向医护人员比心致谢,医护人员热情还礼】月日,广州荔湾区花地街组织医护人员到康有为纪念小学,帮助全校两千多名学生和教职工进行核酸检测。在完成检测后,学生们排着整齐的队伍,特意走到医务人员的工作场地,用自己最真挚的方式向他们真...全文: m.weibo ​
[# after pupil nucleic acid detection to salute care than heart # [guangzhou pupils to thank staff than heart after nucleic acid detection, medical staff enthusiasm to reciprocate 】 month day, liwan district, guangzhou flower street organization staff to kang youwei memorial primary school, to help the school more than two thousand students and faculty for nucleic acid detection. On completion of testing, the students stood in neat team, deliberately go to the medical staff work sites, the most sincere way really to them... The full text m. eibo]

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汽车之家:
    #新车擎报站# 【值得期待 图说皇冠陆放CROWN KLUGER】就在上个月,全新汉兰达就已经有展车到店。作为姊妹车型,皇冠陆放CROWN KLUGER又怎能怠慢?据悉,新车或将在月开启预售,并于月底或月初正式上市。#家家新闻#tAVSuknP ​
[# # with new car stops the anticipated after the CROWN Lu Fang CROWN KLUGER 】 just last month, it has been below to store new highlander. As a sister models, CROWN Lu Fang CROWN KLUGER how can neglect? It is reported that new car or will open to booking in the month, and at the end of the month or early officially listed. # # every news tAVSuknP]

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平安北京:
    #关注交通安全#【避让应急车辆,为生命开道!】每当遇到急症病患或消防事件时,人们的第一反应就是拨打求救电话,希望急救车或消防车尽可能地快速到达。如何有效、快速避让应急车辆呢? ​​​​
[# # pay close attention to traffic safety yield to emergency vehicles, escorting for life! When meet emergency patients or fire events, peoples first reaction is to call for help, hope the ambulance or fire truck quickly reach as much as possible. How effective, fast, avoid the emergency vehicle? ​​​​]

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新浪汽车:
    【#新车情报局# 迈凯伦Elva风挡版官图发布 将量产辆】从外媒获悉,迈凯伦Elva跑车量产数量由辆减少到辆。并推出迈凯伦Elva风挡版,该车型相比无风挡版增重公斤。Elva是迈凯伦终极系的产品,新车采用中后置布局和碳纤维单体结构车身,同时也保留了迈凯伦标志性的蝴蝶门设计。动力方面,搭载...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 # # McLaren car intelligence budget windshield version of the official figure released to production car] learned from foreign media that McLaren budget cars by bus to reduce the production quantity. And McLaren budget windshield version, version compared to the model without windshield weight kg. A budget is McLaren in the department of the ultimate product, new car adopts rear layout and carbon fiber in the monomer structure body, but also retain the McLarens iconic butterfly gate design. Motivation, carrying... The full text m. eibo]

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南方都市报:
    #佛山疫情#【[话筒]佛山日新增例确诊例无症状,为南海一家祖孙三人】
据广东卫健委,月日-时,广东全省新增例本土确诊病例,广州报告例,为无症状感染者转确诊;佛山报告例。新增例本土无症状感染者,广州报告例,深圳报告例,佛山报告例。#佛山通报新增确诊详情#

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[# # foshan epidemic [[microphone] new cases of confirmed cases of asymptomatic, foshan, to the south China sea a grandchildren 】 < br > according to the guangdong WeiJianWei, June - when the new local confirmed cases in guangdong province, guangzhou report example, turn for asymptomatic patients diagnosed; Foshan report cases. Native new cases of asymptomatic infection, guangzhou report example, shenzhen report example, foshan report cases. # # foshan reported new confirmed details < br > < br >... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷:
    #一不小心捡到爱# 接受到一波来自喜爱月薪夫妇@赵露思的微博 @刘特 的小伙伴们的留言,那么“塌篷””荧光棒吻“花絮收好不谢![doge]每周日至周二点来优酷#宠爱剧场# 高甜剧情更期待![笑而不语]tAVSRnQ ​
[# # accidentally picked up love received a wave from love couples @ conferring thought micro-blog @ a month of lius friends to leave a message, then kiss awning collapse our trivia very thank! [doge] every Sunday to Tuesday to youku # # love theater high sweet little more looking forward to! [smiling without a word] tAVSRnQ]

新浪新闻客户端:
    【#拾荒老人休息时路边画素描#[心]】云南河口,一位拾荒老人在休息时拿出画本与铅笔,安静坐在路边台阶上,认真画着素描。周边路人看到画作时,不禁竖起大拇指为他点赞,还拍下了他画画时的样子及作品。拍摄者卫女士称,他经常会坐在路边画画,旁边还放着一个茶杯。tAVXDeB ​
[[# rubbish old man resting roadside sketch # [heart]] estuary in yunnan, a scavenger old man took the painting at rest with a pencil, quiet sitting on the sidewalk on the steps, the sketch carefully. Peripheral passers-by to see paintings, can not help a thumbs-up for his thumb up, took his looks and works with the painting. He often sitting on the sidewalk, said ms photographer who draw, also lay beside a teacup. tAVXDeB]

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热点新闻:
    【#女网红承认道德绑架式表白系策划#:“运营”找上门策划,真的对不起】月日,成都春熙路街头一场“道德绑架式表白”被推上热搜,大家纷纷斥责男子的这种表白行为,并称“小姐姐太可怜了”。此后事情出现反转,事件系策划拍摄,存在恶意炒作行为,已永久封禁男女双方的账号。月日晚,该事件女主...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 # red acknowledged moral kidnapped her profession plan # run seek planning, I am really sorry 】 month day, chengdu spring city road street a moral kidnapping type profession be put out, everybody up man do this kind of behavior, and said little sister is too poor. Things after a reversal, event planning, there is speculation behavior, has been permanently banned account of both men and women. On Sunday night, the event she... The full text m. eibo]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【#南京试点临期食品就近捐慈善超市#:优先送给困难人群】为了保证商品新鲜优质,很多生鲜平台会对临期食品下架、销毁。为了避免浪费,#南京试点建立临期食品捐赠机制#,协助企业每天将符合要求的临期食品就近捐赠给慈善超市,由慈善超市优先向困难人群免费发放,并委托专业机构对捐赠食品定期抽检。...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 # # nanjing pilot phase of the food in the charitable donation to the nearest supermarket priority to difficult crowd 】 in order to guarantee high quality fresh goods, a lot of fresh platform on the advent of food from the shelves, destroyed. In order to avoid waste, # # nanjing pilot advent food donation mechanism, to assist businesses every day will meet the requirements in the period of food nearby donated to charity supermarket, by the charity supermarket free priority to at-risk populations and seeds, and entrust a specialized agency of donated food sampling observation on a regular basis. . The full text m. eibo]

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新浪新闻客户端:
    【#加拿大一学校旧址发现具孩童遗骸#:最小的仅岁】据CBC报道,近日,加拿大一印第安原住民寄宿学校旧址,挖出具儿童遗体。这些孩子的死亡没有一人被记录在案,最小的死者年仅岁。当地原住民部落酋长Rosanne称,这些儿童死亡的事件在当地流传已久,直到此次挖出遗体才得到证实。这所寄宿学校在...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 # # a Canadian school site found that most children remains minimum age of only 】, the CBC reported recently, Canada a native Indian boarding school site, issue the childrens body. The childs death and no one was recorded, the smallest of the dead was only years old. Local aboriginal tribal sheikhs Rosanne said the deaths of children in the local spread already a long time, until the bodies dug up confirmed. The boarding school in... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷:
    #三星堆又出土一件金面具残片#年月,四川广汉三星堆遗址陆续发掘出个新的祭祀坑,大批珍贵文物陆续出土,金器、玉器、青铜器、象牙,丰富的埋藏使其成为新的重大考古发现。一个巨大的谜团也再一次牵动了世人的目光:这个文明最初是如何被发现的?它缔造了怎样的神秘与奇幻?这个一直与神化为伴的...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # and a gold mask fragments unearthed sanxingdui, in guanghan, sichuan sanxingdui relics unearthed in succession a new sacrificial pit, unearthed a large number of precious cultural relics, gold, ivory, jade, bronze ware, abundant buried make it become the new major archaeological discoveries. A huge mystery also affects the eyes of the world once again this civilization was first discovered? How it creates the mystery and magic? This has been with the apotheosis of... The full text m. eibo]

但斌:
    @朽木雕不出的兔子印,全世界买单
[@ deadwood carved out of the rabbit, pay all over the world]

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