冷笑话精选：
可爱！@予听白@回忆专用小马甲好可爱啊@颜文字君小黑还伸出了小爪子_(´ཀ`」 ∠)_@我朋友是个奇葩还有一只小灰[喵喵]@水晶男孩鸡大帅排排坐吃果果[awsl]
[Lovely! @ to hear white @ recall special small ma jia good lovely @ performing the word jun black also held out a little paw _ (´ ཀ ` <) _ @ my friends is a wonderful work and a little greymeow meow @ crystal boy chicken prince for blouses sit to eat blended [awsl]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪汽车：
【#马斯克成币圈最大网红# 】据外媒，特斯拉总裁埃隆·马斯克今年无疑把比特币价值送上了”过山车“。今年月，马斯克将#比特币# 话题词加入本人社交网络简介，此后比特币价值上涨%。在特斯拉宣布持有亿美元比特币后一月，比特币价格在一天内跳水%。马斯克深知自己在社交媒体的影响力，也乐于利用...全文： m.weibo
[The red # # musk in currency circle the net 】 according to foreign media, this year, tesla CEO elon musk, no doubt the value of the currency on the roller coaster. This month, musk will # # COINS inscription to join my social networking profile, then % value of the currency rise. Held at tesla announced $COINS in January, after the currency price diving % in one day. Musk knew their influence in the social media, also willing to use... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家：
#百万k凯酷打造记#【汽车之家赛车队 K凯酷CEC赛车涂装亮相】就在两天前，那个气温高达度的周末，汽车之家AHRT赛车队正式公布了起亚K凯酷CEC赛车涂装，这台赛车将会出战年CEC中国汽车耐力锦标赛全新的“国家杯 T组”比赛。没错，算上两台TCR赛车和两台GR赛车，这台K凯酷已经是汽车之家赛...全文： m.weibo
[# kay cool building down millions of k # 【 home of auto racing team k cool CEC kay car coating appearance 】 just two days ago, that the temperature as high as the weekend, home of auto AHRT racing team formally announced the kia k cool CEC kay car coating, this bike will play in CEC China automobile endurance championship new T group national cup tournament. Yes, including two TCR and two GR racing car, the K cool kay has is the home of car race... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
南方都市报：
【#福州多地举办活动悼念吴孟超院士# 民众手捧菊花鞠躬】月日，福州多地举办吴孟超院士悼念活动。福建孟超肝胆医院、三坊七巷、闽清吴孟超院士馆均设追思场所，民众自发前往悼念。吴孟超院士被誉为“中国肝脏外科之父”。月日，吴孟超院士在上海逝世，享年岁。紧急呼叫tAVMtDA
[【 more member of events mourning asnich c # # fuzhou people holding chrysanthemum bow 】 month day, fuzhou more asnich academician memorial activities. Fujian Meng Chao courage hospital, three alleys and seven lanes, minqing asnich academician pavilion set memorial place, people went to mourn. Asnich academician is known as the father of the Chinese liver surgery. Month, asnich academician in Shanghai died at age. Emergency call tAVMtDA]
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平安北京：
【“粗心”父母将一岁孩子锁车里 “聪明”宝贝自己开锁成功脱险】 月日时许，江西省高速交警直属六支队广昌南工作组执勤民警在莆炎高速广昌西服务区（广昌县境内）接到一对年轻夫妻的求助，他们下车后将车钥匙锁车里了，自己一岁多的孩子也锁车里了，非常着急。多分钟后，夫妻二人驾车过来告诉...全文： m.weibo
[Careless parents locked one year old child in the car smart baby your unlock successful escape 】 June PM, six directly under high-speed traffic police detachment GuangChang south jiangxi province working group on duty police in achieving high speed wide Chauncey service area (within the territory of guangchang) received help, a pair of young couples after they get off the car key lock the car, own more than one year old child also locks the car, very worried. Many minutes later, the couple drove to tell... The full text m. eibo]
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南方都市报：
#市民写给袁老的留言看哭了#【别了，袁老！记录那些送行者中令人动容的瞬间】月日上午时， “杂交水稻之父”、中国工程院院士、“共和国勋章”获得者袁隆平同志遗体送别仪式，在湖南省长沙市明阳山殡仪馆铭德厅举行。
连日阴雨后，长沙天空放晴。上午时许，袁隆平院士的学生邓启云博士随湖南省农...全文： m.weibo
[Old message # citizens to yuan see crying # 【 old! Goodbye, yuan record those touching moment in well-wisher 】 on Monday morning, the father of hybrid rice, the Chinese Academy of Engineering, medal of the republic winner remains farewell ceremony, yuan longping comrades in changsha city of hunan province Ming yangshan minteq funeral hall. < br > after days of rain, sunny in changsha. Dr PM in the morning, academician yuan longping students qi-yun deng with the hunan province agriculture... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【如紫色梦境！#江苏镇江薰衣草紫色花海#[心]】进入月下旬，位于镇江句容白兔镇的伏热花海庄园里，亩薰衣草绚丽绽放，紫色花海荡漾着潋滟的波浪，如梦似幻，为夏日增添了一份迷人的浪漫色彩。目前，这里的薰衣草已进入盛花期，预计最佳观赏期将持续到月初。你想去看看吗？tAVMzQv
[[such as purple dream! # # lavender purple flowers [heart]] zhenjiang city, jiangsu province in late into the month, is located in zhenjiang jurong town of white rabbit fell hot flowers manor, mu flowery bloom, lavender purple flowers billow rippling waves, if the dream is unreal, added a charming romantic color for summer. At present, the lavender is now in full bloom here, the best viewing period is expected to continue until early. Do you want to see? tAVMzQv]
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小野妹子学吐槽：
跳绳的布丁狗，因为绳子卡在肚子上陷入绝望...太可爱了吧！
[Skip the pudding dog, because the rope on the belly of despair... So cute! ]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
新浪汽车：
#微博交通台# 【北京朝阳建外大街建国门桥附近发生事故】今天下午点左右，建外大街建国门桥发生一起事故，占用了双向的内侧车道，受此影响，目前光明桥到建国门桥，南向北，通惠河北路三环到二环，进城方向车多行驶缓慢 。途径车辆注意安全。tAVMGtMP
[# # weibo communication radio [Beijing chaoyang soho street near jianguomen bridge accident 】 o clock this afternoon, soho accident jianguomen bridge street, taking up the inside of the lanes, as a result, the bridge of light to jianguomen bridge, south to the north, the third to the second tonghui hebei road, into the city direction of the car more slowly. Pay attention to safety way vehicle. tAVMGtMP]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
热点新闻：
一周视频热门分享，看看有你最喜欢的时事博主吗？[思考][思考][思考]
[Popular video sharing a week, see how your favorite blogger current affairs? [thinking] [thinking] [thinking]]
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汽车之家：
#新车擎报站# 【多重好礼 东风风神奕炫MAX盲订正式开启】日前，我们从东风风神官方了解到，基于DF平台打造的奕炫MAX正式开启盲定。具体盲订政策如下：通过扫码完成盲订小程序在线注册，分享邀请三位好友完成注册可成为奕炫MAX专属会员，最高可获得价值万元专属礼包，包括：、免费升级至暗夜车型；...全文： m.weibo
[# # with new car stops the multiple gifts blind Wilson of dongfeng fengshen dazzle MAX order officially open 】 recently, we learned from dongfeng fengshen official, based on Wilson of DF platform of dazzle MAX officially open the blind. Specific blind order policy is as follows through sweeping code complete blind order small program online registration, share complete registration invite three friends can be a member of upper dazzle MAX exclusive maximum gain exclusive package worth ten thousand yuan, including, a free upgrade to night models; . The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
南方都市报：
【#袁隆平遗体送别仪式#举行，#袁隆平家属以书面形式致答谢辞#[蜡烛]】月日上午时，“杂交水稻之父”、中国工程院院士、“共和国勋章”获得者袁隆平同志遗体送别仪式，在湖南省长沙市明阳山殡仪馆铭德厅举行。南都记者从现场了解到，袁隆平院士家属在铭德厅外留下一封书面的答谢辞。
时分许，...全文： m.weibo
[[# # # yuan longping remains farewell ceremony held, yuan longping families in writing to king # [candle]] on Monday morning, the father of hybrid rice, the Chinese Academy of Engineering, medal of the republic winner remains farewell ceremony, yuan longping comrades in changsha city of hunan province Ming yangshan minteq funeral hall. SMW reporter learned from the spot, academician yuan longpings family had left a written king outside minteq hall. < br > when xu,... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
只打一针的新冠疫苗来了！这些人、这些情况谨慎接种↓
[Only an injection of new vaccines to crown! These people, these things carefully vaccination left]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
【只打一针的新冠疫苗来了！这些情况谨慎接种】日，#辽宁本轮疫情名患者治愈出院#。近期，国内出现零星本土疫情，疫苗接种成了人们日益关心的一件事。截至月日，#我国新冠疫苗接种超亿剂次#。一针剂疫苗与两针接种有哪些异同？哪些人群和情况不宜接种？#我国现有疫苗可应对外国变异株#，最新解...全文： m.weibo
[【 only an injection of new vaccines to crown! These cautious vaccinate 】, # # liaoning hospital patients cured the outbreak. Recently, the domestic native sporadic outbreaks, vaccination became increasingly concerned about one thing. As of February nd, # in our country new crown vaccination chaoyi agent #. The injectable vaccine and what are the similarities and differences between two doses? What kind of people and situations should not be vaccinated? # # in our country existing vaccines can cope with foreign variants, the latest solution... The full text m. eibo]
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微博汽车：
【#华为重申不会投资任何车企# 也不会造车】今日，华为再次发布声明称不会造车，且不会参与投资任何车企。北汽、长安和广汽三家车企只是作为战略合作伙伴，用华为的解决方案来帮助他们造出面向未来的车。而与金康赛力斯的合作，也是为了解决华为授权手机零售店当下的生存问题。#行业产业#
[【 # # huawei investment will not be repeated any car companies will not making cars 】 today, huawei said in a statement will not produce again, and do not invest in any car companies. Baic, changan and gac three car companies just as strategic partners, with huawei solutions to help them build for the future of the car. With the concept of gold force cooperation, is also authorized to deal with huawei mobile phone retail store the survival of the present problems. # # industry industry]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
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