冷笑话精选：
#双十一该不该主动确认收货#网购后，你会点确认收货吗？ tAbnEn
[# # double confirm the delivery of a should take the initiative to online shopping, can you confirm the delivery of point? tAbnEn]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
但斌：
[作揖][赞]@许晏魁情商高的人，他实际上是能够把各种各样的坏东西转化成好东西，各种各样不好的东西转化成好东西，这个是情商的一个作用。 ——摘自《陈昌文方法之恋爱宝典》p
[[bowing] [great] @ Xu Yankui people with high emotional intelligence, he was actually able to convert all kinds of bad thing to good things, all sorts of bad things into good things, this is a role of emotional intelligence. Adapted from love dictionary of Chen Changwen method p]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷：
深入采访百位街舞达人，找寻街舞灵魂，走进街舞的江湖！当小众与潮流发生碰撞，当爱好与梦想融为一体，中国的街舞就在这，你准备好了吗?#街舞中国#
tAbEBowa
[In-depth interviews with one hundred street dance talent, looking for street dance soul, into the street! When a collision occurs in niche and trend, as the hobby and dream together, Chinese dance in this, are you ready? # # street dance in China < br > tAbEBowa]
汽车之家：
#家家新闻#【Polestar将在成都工厂投产款全新车型】在Model 、宏光MINI EV等车型大肆收割用户订单时，Polestar极星也加紧了新车投放进度。据悉，Polestar极星即将在成都工厂投产款新车型，代号分别为P、P、K，人们最快可在明年见到这些新车的量产版本。tAbnqBQ
[# # every news 【 Polestar will be in chengdu plant put into production the all-new models in the Model, macro light MINI EV models on a user orders, harvest Polestar pole star also stepped up new car delivery schedule. In chengdu plant put into production the Polestar pole star, is new models, code P, P, K, respectively, the fastest can be met the production version of the new car next year. tAbnqBQ]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
但斌：
美景
[beauty]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
CSDN：
倒计时天，#长沙程序员节#马上开幕！
从资深院士到行业元老再到领域大拿，重磅嘉宾云集，六代技术代表人物岳麓对话、 大操作系统掌门人星城聚首，+场热门技术分论坛峰会，覆盖开源技术、操作系统、区块链、黑客松等，还有众多体验感超强的科技文化嘉年华和主题畅玩活动等你来！更有一众高薪...全文： m.weibo
[The countdown days, programmers section # # changsha opened right away! < br > < br > from senior academicians to industry veterans to Montana area, blockbuster guests gathered, six generations of yuelu dialogue, big operating system technical representative at star city together, plus a hot technology BBS summit, open source technology, operating system, chain blocks, hackers, etc, there are numerous experience strong science and technology culture and carnival theme chang play activities waiting for you! More the high salary... The full text m. eibo]
专业的中文 IT 技术社区，与千万技术人共成长。
微博汽车：
#北京车展# 喜登TOP 。小伙伴们，#广州车展# 等你一起来玩哦~[中国赞][中国赞][中国赞]
[# # Beijing auto show on TOP. Friends, # # guangzhou auto show waiting for you to play together oh ~ praise [China] praise [China] praise [China]]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
微博时尚：
#秋季穿搭look#新增阅读量破亿[打call]快来一起分享你的秋季穿搭吧！
[# autumn outfit look# reading new breakthrough [play call] come and share your autumn outfit!]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域
薛蛮子：
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
中国著名天使投资人 薛蛮子
微博时尚：
我正在参加#食力挡不住#双全民货品打榜活动，快和我一起为品质好物加把火吧~#我超会选的#
[Im in # # feed force to resist the double universal play activities, a list of goods fast and I together for the good quality material and the fire ~ # # I will get it]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域
新浪新闻客户端：
【继昨日 #四川北川.级地震#】据@中国地震台网 ：月日时分在四川绵阳市北川县（北纬.度，东经.度）发生.级地震，震源深度千米。据报道，日，同地已发生过一次.级地震。#四川北川再发地震#
[[#]. After # yesterday sichuan beichuan earthquake according to @ China earthquake networks February nd time in beichuan county of mianyang city in sichuan (. Degrees north latitude and longitude. Degrees). Earthquake, the focal depth of km. , according to reports, the same has happened once. An earthquake of magnitude. # # recurrence of beichuan earthquake in sichuan province]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
优酷：
玩转街舞风潮，展现酷潮青春，#街舞中国#优酷全网独播！五座城市、百位舞者，跟随镜头走进中国的街舞江湖，了解藏匿在城市中的街舞文化！
tAbEBowa
[Show how to play the street dance agitation, cool tide of youth, # # hip-hop China youku so run! Five cities, one hundred dancers, follow the lens into the Chinese hip-hop rivers lake, know to hide the hip-hop culture in the city! < br > tAbEBowa]
平安北京：
#十大国门卫士#评选结果将于月日揭晓！关注@国家移民管理局 转发此微博还有可能获得纪念小礼品哦～获奖情况将在月日时揭晓，快来拥抱属于你的幸运，为国门卫士打Call吧！
[# # international defender the results will be unveiled on day! Forward this weibo focus @ the state administration of immigrants and could obtain a memorial gift oh ~ awards will be announced in February nd, quick to embrace belong to your lucky, make the Call for international defender!]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
微博汽车：
保值神车#飞度#家族四世同堂，细看每一代进化史#我与汽车的日常# #平价操控王#
[Value of car # # fit four generations of the family of god, scrutinize every generation evolution # and my car daily # # # parity manipulation of the king]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
薛蛮子：
感动人心
[Move the heart]
中国著名天使投资人 薛蛮子
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