南方都市报：
【门受伤了？男子#怕老婆受凉给金属家具绑绷带#】近日，一位贴心照顾月子中妻子的男子走红网络，他怕老婆受凉，把家里所有的金属物品水龙头、门把手等都绑上了绷带。妻子看到门把手，惊讶地问老公：“门受伤啦？”网友：这也太疼媳妇了吧！[哈哈]人民视频tAbguPsZ
[[door injured? Man wearing # # hen-pecked catch cold catch cold to metal furniture] recently, a considerate care of confined Internet hit in his wifes man, he was afraid of the wife catch cold catch cold, all the metal objects in the home on faucet, door handles, etc. His wife to see the handle and was surprised to ask a husband door injured? Net friend its too painful daughter-in-law! Peoples videoha ha tAbguPsZ]
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冷笑话精选：
#明星与网红带货的区别# 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈好家伙，我活活抠出一套汤臣一品！
tAbDwKPO
[# # star web celebrity to take the goods of the difference between ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha what a guy, I live to dig out a set of tomson! < br > tAbDwKPO]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪新闻客户端：
【#陕西一高校天摘斤柿子送师生# 学生：早就盯上了】月日，陕西咸阳。咸阳师范学院摘了斤柿子免费送给学校师生。据了解，因为学校里柿子树很多，为了让大家感受丰收的喜悦，后勤保障处专人花费三天时间，从学校的柿子树上全部摘下免费分发到学生和老师手中。tAbeUZX
[【 # # shaanxi universities in a day to pick a jin of persimmon, sent the teachers and students student early targeted 】 month day, xianyang in shaanxi province. Xianyang normal university picked jin persimmon free school teachers and students. It is understood that because many persimmon trees in the school, in order to let you feel the joy of harvest, logistics personnel spent three days time, persimmon trees all remove distributed free of charge from the school to students and teachers. tAbeUZX]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【无症状感染者升至例 点了解喀什疫情进展】新疆维吾尔自治区卫生健康委最新通报，月日时至时，新疆维吾尔自治区（含新疆生产建设兵团）无新增新冠肺炎确诊病例，新增无症状感染者例，均在喀什地区疏附县，全部为之前无症状感染者的密切接触者↓↓点击查看疫情最新情况↓↓...全文： m.weibo
[【 asymptomatic infections to case points to follow the latest developments in kashgar outbreak 】 latest bulletin, xinjiang uygur autonomous region health committee until February nd, the xinjiang uygur autonomous region (including the xinjiang production and construction corps) without adding new crown pneumonia confirmed cases, new asymptomatic infection cases, both hydrophobic attached county in kashgar region, all for asymptomatic infections before close contacts left left click to check the latest epidemic situation left left down down down... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
汽车之家：
#家家技术设计# 【要面子还是要里子 讴歌RDX音响随想】这个时代还是过去的“酒香不怕巷子深”么？很显然，在这个时代，酒香也怕巷子深，反观当下的社会，节奏的加快让人们变得越来越浮躁并追求更多外在的东西，这次我们从讴歌RDX的音响出发，聊聊我们到底是要面子还是里子。tAbDCBm
[# every technical design # 【 hypocrite or lining acura RDX sound scribblings 】 this era or the past bouquet afraid of deep alley? Obviously, in this day and age, wine is also afraid of deep alley, in contrast, todays society, the accelerating rhythm of make people become more and more impetuous and seek more external things, this time we from acura RDX, acoustics, talk about our proud or lining. tAbDCBm]
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南方都市报：
【网曝#男子用狗肉冒充牛羊肉做盒饭# 被困狗狗用铁丝拴在角落[怒]】月日，河南郑州，动物保护者接到举报称有人杀狗冒充牛羊肉做成盒饭卖。实地探访后发现三只大狗被铁丝拴在墙角。经询问发现老板没有营业执照、健康证等相关证件。随后，动物保护者叫来了城管执法队员，让偷狗者签订保证书，保证再...全文： m.weibo
[The net exposure made bento dog meat as beef and mutton # # man trapped dog tied to a corner with wire [anger]] month day, henan zhengzhou, animal lovers receiving reports say someone pretending to be made bento selling beef and mutton slaughtering dogs. On-site visit and found three big dog tied in the corner a wire. The inquiry found no business license, health certificate, please the boss and other related documents. Subsequently, animal lovers called the urban management enforcement, to steal a dog person sign a guarantee, guarantee again... The full text m. eibo]
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冷笑话精选：
#两猫相遇必有一伤#
哈哈哈吓得猫都掉了[允悲]
tAbDzhc
[# # two cats meet a wound will < br > ha, ha, ha frighten all cats away [allow sad] < br > tAbDzhc]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪汽车：
#车友投票# 现在买车经常会遇到无现车，需要等一段时间才能提车的情况，那么对你来说，等多长时间是你的“极限”？#老司机课堂# tAbDUQDt
[# # juyou vote now to buy a car often will have no car now, need to wait for a period of time to the car, so for you, such as how long is your limit? # # tAbDUQDt driver class]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
青年时报：
【#重庆现魔幻体育场#：上下四层功能立体分布】 重庆被称为山城，地势高低不平，很多建筑都是依山而建，因此许多网友纷纷感叹重庆城市的立体和魔幻。重庆一小学修建了一座“D魔幻”体育场，第一层为乒乓球场，第二层为足球场，第三层为篮球场，第四层为塑胶跑道，整个体育场共有层。（中新网）...全文： m.weibo
[[# # chongqing now magical stadium four floors up and down function 】 three-dimensional distribution is called the mountain city of chongqing, the terrain is rugged, many buildings were built around the mountain, so many netizens have lamented the stereoscopic and magic in the city of chongqing. Chongqing primary school built a D magic stadium, the first layer for table tennis field, the second floor for the football field, the third layer to the basketball court, the fourth layer of rubber, plastic runway, the stadium of layer. (Saturday)... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：
#平行迷途#少年的真挚热血，是他们冲破黑暗的勇气。
@闫猛_ @李越在别处 @演员梦汐
[Parallel stray # # young true blood, is that they break through the darkness of the courage. < br > @ yan fierce _ @ lee the @ actor dream sunseeker elsewhere]
微博时尚：
#超级红人节#快打开你心仪的红人获奖视频，为TA画V“云颁奖”吧~tAbTpMb←这里立刻颁奖！#超红荣誉派对#
[# # super star festival fast open the sensation of award-winning video, drawing V cloud awards for TA ~ tAbTpMb please immediately award here! Party # # super red honor]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域
微博汽车：
#超级红人节#快打开你心仪的红人获奖视频，为TA画V“云颁奖”吧~tAbTpMb←这里立刻颁奖！#超红荣誉派对#
[# # super star festival fast open the sensation of award-winning video, drawing V cloud awards for TA ~ tAbTpMb please immediately award here! Party # # super red honor]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
但斌：
【国信港股&海外】腾讯控股：金融科技，引领腾讯下一个十年tAbDylJi
[【 guosen Hong Kong & overseas 】 tencent holdings, financial technology, leading the tencent tAbDylJi the next ten years]
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