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哈哈哈哈哈真滴认真@一只学霸绝了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@温婉恬静的江南女子哈哈哈哈哈这个有点强@Puseheng：哈哈哈啊哈上课都没这么认真[赞]
[Ha ha ha ha ha is very serious @ a outstanding student off ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ wen wan quiet jiangnan woman ha ha ha ha ha this is a bit strong @ Puseheng ha ha ha aha class didnt take it so seriously [who]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪新闻客户端：
【#陶勇谈劫难后坚持从医理想#温暖记录】回顾曾遭遇的劫难，@北京眼科医生陶勇 感慨万千：在坚持理想的道路上，有爱人、家人、朋友的坚定支持，也有发自内心坚定的精神力量。
通过镜头，听听陶勇医生的坚强坚定，更有更多有趣的故事，聊聊#眼药水越沙越好用吗#？tAbRrni
[【 # # yong talk after disaster adhere to become a ideal warm record 】 review encountered disaster, @ Beijing ophthalmologist yong emotion on the way to adhere to the ideal, have love, family, friends, the firm support of, also have a heart strong spiritual power. < br > through the lens, listen to yong doctors strong determination, more have more interesting story, talk about any more sand more useful # # eye drops? tAbRrni]
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[Cycling. Km]
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#微博交通台#【五旬男子给私家车挨个画王八 车主：人格和尊严受到很大伤害】近日，吉林长春一小区多位车主发现自家车引擎盖上被人莫名其妙画了“王八”，有的还写了侮辱性的字眼。一位女车主表示，“人格和尊严受到很大伤害”。监控显示，事发当日凌晨两点多，一名多岁男子戴着帽子和口罩，路过此地...全文： m.weibo
[# # weibo communication radio [Pentecostal man to turn hvava eight private cars owner personality and dignity much damage 】 recently, jilin changchun, a district more than the owner found his car hood was puzzling painting tortoise, some even wrote a derogatory word. A female owners, said a lot of hurt personality and dignity. Monitoring shows that at a.m. on the day of the incident, a s man wearing a hat and mask, pass by this place... The full text m. eibo]
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南方都市报：
【千钧一发！#两老人发觉山体塌方分头拦下辆车#[good]】近日，湖北兴山县一路段出现山体落石。岁的杨大爷和岁的董大爷，驰援现场清理路面堆积物。不久，公路内侧山体传出“沙沙”声，两人刚刚跑开，山体就瞬时垮塌。两位老人顾不得危险，分头截停辆路过车辆，所幸未造成人员伤亡。点赞！...全文： m.weibo
[【 close call! # two old man found landslides separately stopped car # [good]] recently, the hubei xingshan county mountain rockfall appears in a section. Years, the big ye Yang and dong big ye, if necessary cleaning road debris. Soon, mountain roads inside out rustling sound, two people just run away, the mountain is the instantaneous collapse. Two old people without danger, stopped passing vehicles individually, but caused no casualties. Thumb up! . The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：
#火星情报局# 火星会议变身火星联欢？薛副局长@薛之谦 深情演绎《认真的雪》，飞行特工@戴军 金曲重现《阿莲》，@金星 搭档@梁龙LBB 跳起复古disco，更有火星时装秀等你来看！超多精彩，本周五中午点，第三期即将开启[憧憬]
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冷笑话精选：
哎加班猫的心酸我懂得，#天猫在线求挺# 我用我的一冷库的冷笑话挺你行吗？
[Work overtime ah sad I know, # Tmall online for a cold storage is # I use my joke behind you?]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
24小时新闻：
【#成都#恢复城区汽车“尾号限行”“数”说首日交通】月日起，成都恢复城区小型载客汽车“尾号限行”的交通管理措施。记者从成都市公安局交通管理局了解到，从日恢复城区小型载客汽车“尾号限行”首日来看，道路拥堵情况有所缓解。 tAbRnUbz
[【 # # to restore the city chengdu car line tail said the number on the first day traffic 】 month date, chengdu to restore the city small passenger car line tail traffic management measures. The reporter understands from chengdu city public security bureau traffic administration, to recover from a day of small urban passenger car line tail on the first day, ease road congestion. tAbRnUbz]
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汽车之家：
#家家新闻#【前途未卜 大众汽车集团考虑出售杜卡迪】日前，据海外媒体报道，大众汽车集团正在与杜卡迪的潜在竞标者进行初步谈判，从而评估是否出售杜卡迪品牌。与此同时，大众汽车集团也在评估兰博基尼和布加迪品牌的未来。tAbELI
[# # every news [uncertain Volkswagen group considering selling ducati 】 a few days ago, according to foreign media reports, Volkswagen group is working with ducati potential bidders preliminary talks, to assess whether to sell ducati brand. At the same time, Volkswagen group also in evaluating the future of lamborghini and bugatti brand. tAbELI]
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新浪新闻客户端：
#美食时刻#【美味饭团】剩米饭不用炒着吃，还可以做成美味的饭团，好看又好吃～tAZtfFEw
[# # food moments leftover rice delicious rice 】 【 without eating Fried, still can make delicious rice balls, good-looking and delicious ~ tAZtfFEw]
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南方都市报：
#广州芳村花鸟市场营业最后一天#【经营年成回忆！广州芳村花鸟鱼虫市场结业，街坊难说再见】月日，广州芳村花鸟鱼虫市场营业最后一天，陪伴街坊年的花鸟鱼虫市场退出历史舞台。现场有不少市民前来扫货，趁着店铺低价甩卖淘一些好物。记者发现少数商铺已经撤场搬离，但大部分店铺还有许多压货没...全文： m.weibo
[# guangzhou fangcun flower market business on the last day of # [business became memories! Guangzhou fangcun market completion, neighborhood hard to say goodbye] month day, guangzhou fangcun market business on the last day, the company in neighborhood market. Were there many people to come to sweep goods, while the store fire sale for some good things. Reporters found a handful of shops has removed from a move out, but most stores have a lot of goods not... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#被开水烫伤母猫已死亡# 当地请来全省专家会诊也未能救回[泪]】月日，山西太原，“太原一男子用开水浇怀孕母猫”事件持续发酵，当地请来全省专家会诊，由于烧伤面积达到百分之七十，血管清晰可见，猫咪已经停止心跳，瞳孔无反射，经所有专家会诊：伤势过重，已经死亡。日，太原市保安服务有限...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # by boiled water scald female cat dead local provincial experts consultation, please also failed to save [tears]], February nd, in taiyuan in Shanxi Province taiyuan a man with boiled water pouring pregnant females event continued fermentation, the local provincial experts consultation, please, because the burn area of seventy percent, visible blood vessels, cat has stopped the heartbeat, pupil reflex, after all experts consultation his injuries, has died. Day, taiyuan security service co., LTD.... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
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#蓝色生命线# 【岁少年四年未进学堂，#岁妹妹教患癌哥哥认字#补缺憾】年 月，田绍华被查出患有再生障碍性贫血（慢性重型），当时，年仅岁的田绍华刚上幼儿园却无奈因患病而休学。如今，岁的田绍华甚至连最基础的拼音识读能力还不具备。暑假期间，母亲曹珍霞将岁的女儿接到医院周边的出租屋陪...全文： m.weibo
[# # blue lifeline [teenager four years did not attend school, read # # years old sister teach cancer brother repair defects] year month, Tian Shaohua was diagnosed with aplastic anemia (chronic severe), at the time, only years old Tian Shaohua just kindergarten is helpless and out of school because of illness. Today, old Tian Shaohua on even the most basic conversational pinyin ability also does not have. During the summer vacation, mother Cao Zhenxia will old daughter received a hospital nearby rental with... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家：
#李佳琦呼吁双理性消费# 今年双你准备开始剁手了么？[doge][doge][doge] tAbEwHEB
[# # jia-qi li calls for a double rational consumption this year double ready to cut your hand? [doge] [doge] [doge] tAbEwHEB]
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南方都市报：
【高校社团招新乐器争霸，唢呐一出力压全场[允悲]】月日，河南郑州@黄河科技学院 社团招新。为了吸引新生入团，各社团在主干道上pk，这边唱一首那边弹一曲，如同演出擂台赛。一位从小就学唢呐的同学，两段唢呐独奏，气场碾压全场。（漩涡视频）tAbbgH
[【 community in colleges and universities recruit new instruments supremacy, suona output pressure to the [allow sad]] month day, henan zhengzhou @ clubs recruit new Yellow River institute of science and technology. In order to attract new league, the club in the main street pk, sing a song on each side to play a tune, like performance arena. A small school classmates suona, suona solo, two pieces aura rolling. TAbbgH whirlpool (video)]
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