冷笑话精选：
@WEb可应该看一看这个@阿莫学长@沿途与他车箱中私奔般恋爱我是檐上三寸雪，你是人间惊鸿客
[@ WEb can should take a look at this @ amor senior @ elopement with his trunk, along the way I love is three inches of snow on the eaves, are you a human art]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
但斌：
特斯拉 · 深度 |为什么我们坚定推荐tesla产业链-降价策略下，Model Y放量有望超预期【天风电新】tAbCqLtb
[Tesla, depth | why we firmly recommend tesla industrial chain - price strategy, Model Ys capacity is expected to more than expected day wind power new tAbCqLtb 】]
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新浪新闻客户端：
【#东北市民囤白菜现场#：老太一口气买斤大白菜 用车拉回家过冬】月日，黑龙江佳木斯的街头出现大量菜农的大货车。因为北方冬季时间长，市民担心买菜不方便，会大量购买蔬菜以备冬季食用。当天菜农把白菜从地里现摘下，运到城里卖。而买的人少则买几百斤，多则买上千斤。现场一老太一次性买了...全文： m.weibo
[[# # citizens, according to the northeast cabbage field woman buy jin Chinese cabbage car pull to go home for the winter 】 month day, heilongjiang jiamusi street appear a large number of farmers in trucks. Because the north winter time is long, people worried about shopping is not convenient, will be a lot to buy vegetables for winter consumption. The vegetable farmers to Chinese cabbage now take off from the ground, to the town to sell. And buy less people will buy a few hundred catties, more buy one thousand catties. At the scene of a one-time buy granny... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#萌娃看猴反被猴子围观# 一个动作吸引了猴子的目光】月日，安徽淮南一萌娃在公园内看猴时，头被猴山周围的栏杆卡住，成功吸引了猴子们的注意……随后消防员赶到，做好安全措施实施救援，最终将萌娃救出。@有料 tAbCADV
[【 # # of Eva see by monkeys watching an action attracted the attention of the monkey 】 month day, anhui huainan one of Eva in the park to see monkeys, head got stuck monkey hill around the railing, successfully attracted the attention of the monkeys... Then the firemen arrived, completes the safety measures to rescue, will eventually reach of Eva. @ have tAbCADV material]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
ZAKER：
【美国又要求韩国禁华为，遭拒】 在第五次韩美战略经济对话中，美国又搬出了华为G问题，要求将其排除出韩国G网络建设，但韩方以一个理由拒绝了>> tAbCGng
[[the United States and asked South Korea banned huawei, the rejection 】 the strategic economic dialogue in South Korea in the fifth, the United States and moved out of the huawei G problem, request the G network construction out of South Korea, but South Korea with a reason to refuse to > > tAbCGng]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
南方都市报：
【#下肢瘫痪男子离开轮椅跳海救人#[心]】近日，俄罗斯阿纳帕一名残疾人被拍到跳海营救溺水者。据报道，这名残疾人是一名持牌潜水员。年，他从同个码头边跳水时发生意外，导致下肢瘫痪。年后他正在此地拍摄纪录片，结果发现有人溺水，于是跳海参与救援。最终，溺水者被救上船。网友：太善良了！...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # left lower limb paralysis man wheelchair had jumped to save [heart]] recently, the Russian napa o a jump sea rescue swimmers was photographed for the disabled. It is reported that the disabled is a licensed diver. Years, when he from the same dock diving accident, leading to lower limb paralysis. Years later he was filming a documentary here and found that somebody drowning, then jump into the ocean to participate in the rescue. In the end, the drowned man saved the boat. Net friend too good! . The full text m. eibo]
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小野妹子学吐槽：
@林水妖也蛮有道理的，要糊一起糊，凭什么男的还能欢乐工作
[@ water demon also pretty reasonable, Lin to paste paste together, with what men can also happy work]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#地质专家回应绵阳老井升温#：排除地热现象 疑因水泵漏电或发热管道经过】近日四川绵阳游仙区一口废弃老井突然“发烧”，水温高达°C。日，四川地矿局九〇九水文地质队专家现场踏勘核实情况后发现，水温已降至度。他们初步排除了地热现象，认为或是水泵漏电或发热管道经过导致，水温不久就会恢...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # geological experts respond to mianyang old warming exclude suspected because of the water pump leakage or heating pipe geothermal phenomenon after 】 recently swim fairy in mianyang, sichuan area in an abandoned old suddenly fever, the water temperature as high as ° C. Mine bureau, sichuan, nine a. nine hydrological geological team expert site after verification, found that the water temperature has fallen to degrees. Their preliminary ruled out geothermal phenomenon, cause, or water pump leakage or heat pipe after the water temperature will soon restore... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
薛蛮子：
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中国著名天使投资人 薛蛮子
玩转Fashion_：
今年双十一第一件加购的产品来自OLAY跟这两年最炙手可热的艺术家Keith Haring的联名款，毕竟现在不加购，到了当天真的会抢不到。
KH这两年的火爆程度大家都懂，各大街拍图上都能看到明星穿着他的联名出街，现在可以把它擦到脸上啦～
设计灵感来源于“追心”涂鸦艺术作品，用瓶身的涂鸦人物+红心来代表...全文： m.weibo
[This year, double tenth first purchased products from a OLAY with two years of the most sought-after artist Keith Haring joint, after all, not purchase now, to the day really can not rob. < br > KH everybody knows this two years of popularity, take the street can be seen on the graph star in his joint out of the street, now you can rub it into face ~ < br > design inspiration comes from the heart graffiti art, with a bottle of graffiti character + red hearts to represent... The full text m. eibo]
带你玩转全球最新艺术，吃喝玩乐，潮品资讯！
南方都市报：
【#蒙古国赠万只羊已全部进入隔离区# 首批活羊预计月下旬交接】蒙古国向中国捐赠万只活羊，从月开始蒙古国政府启动从牧民手中收购活羊工作。据知情人士介绍，截至月上旬，万只活羊已全部运至蒙古国东戈壁省扎门乌德县的隔离区，根据相关防疫规定，这些活羊隔离满天后，将分批通过扎门乌德公...全文： m.weibo
[【 # Mongolia donated ten thousand sheep has fully into the isolation zone # the first live sheep is expected late handover 】 Mongolia to China donated ten thousand only live sheep, starting from the month of Mongolia government launched from the herdsmen to buy live sheep. According to people familiar with the matter, by the end of month, ten thousand live sheep have been shipped to Mongolia dornogov doors county area, according to the relevant provisions of the relevant prevention partial through these live sheep isolation after all over the sky, will plunge into the doors male... The full text m. eibo]
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但斌：
汇丰银行年来首次落选中国美元主权债承销商-观察者网tAbCUMp
[HSBC in losing for the first time Chinas dollar sovereign debt network tAbCUMp underwriters - observer]
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优酷：
#池铁城好狠# 害怕！水母组成员犯下致命错误，冷酷无情池铁城@陈赫 再次上线，继“烤肉”之后又现“往伤口上撒盐”惩罚，看着都疼，你是不是也和小酷一样已经瑟瑟发抖了。#上优酷看瞄准# tAbiioJ
[# # ChiTieCheng good malicious fear! Jellyfish group committed a fatal error, callous ChiTieCheng @ Chen He again online, after barbecue and injury punishment now, looking at ache, do you also like small cool already trembling. Youku to see aiming at # tAbiioJ #]
但斌：
中国冻猪肉储备恐耗尽，何时能等来“吃猪自由”？-和讯网tAbCype
[When will Chinas frozen pork reserves will run out, such as eating pig freedom? - HeXun tAbCype]
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