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#甜品有多让人愉悦#
今天的不开心就止于此吧[心] tAbXzlI
[#甜品有多让人愉悦# < br >今天的不开心就止于此吧[心]tAbXzlI]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
平安北京：
【《小心诈蛋》之老板问我借点钱】“领导”、“老板”在网上突然开口问你借钱，借还是不借？是敬畏“领导”威严“乖乖交钱”，还是想讨好“老板”“拉近关系”？不～要～转～账！要小心，向你开口的可不一定是你认识的那一位！tAbMZ
[【 careful cheat eggs, the boss asked me to borrow some money 】 leadership , the boss suddenly ask you to borrow money on the Internet, or not to borrow? Is the fear of leadership majesty make money, or trying to curry favor with the boss close relationship ? Dont turn ~ to ~ ~! Be careful, open to you may not be all that is you know that one! tAbMZ]
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南方都市报：
【#四川岁男孩发现恐龙足迹# 专家：系亿年前白垩纪肉食龙】近日，四川岁男童睿睿和父母回通江老家度假，发现疑似恐龙足迹。随后，睿睿妈妈在微博上与中国地质大学（北京）副教授@邢立达 取得联系。月日，邢立达等古生物专家赶赴现场，确认是恐龙足迹。邢立达介绍称，这是四川盆地北部边缘首次发...全文： m.weibo
[[sichuan old boy # # experts found dinosaur footprints department of cretaceous carnivorous dragon billion years ago 】 recently, sichuan year-old male right back to my hometown tongjiang on holiday with my parents, suspected dinosaur footprint. Subsequently, farce farce mother on weibo and associate professor of China university of geosciences (Beijing) @ XingLi of contact. Month, XingLi paleontology experts to the scene as confirmation is dinosaur footprints. XingLi said, this is the first time the northern edge of the sichuan basin has hair... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家：
#家家新闻#【.万开抢 吉利星瑞特别版价格公布】日前，吉利汽车官方宣布，星瑞设计师推荐款车型将于月日正式开启抢购，限量辆，抢购价格为.万元。值得注意的是，想参与抢购的消费者需要先完成吉利汽车设定的“试驾、对比流程”，即先去当地吉利S店完成试驾体验，再与海外品牌同级...全文： m.weibo
[# # every news [. Wanna grab lucky star red special edition price released a few days ago, geely automobile officially announced, star, stylist recommended models will be officially opened on June to snap up, set limit to, snapping up prices for. Ten thousand yuan. It is worth noting that want to participate in buying consumers need to complete geely automobile set test-drive, contrast flow, namely go to the local geely S shop complete drive experience, again with overseas brand at the same level... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
新浪新闻客户端：
【暗中交易？殊不知#无人机全程跟拍毒贩交易#[围观]】近日，广西桂林，名毒贩和名吸毒人员毒品交易时，被警用无人机严密监视，并将交易全过程在警方的指挥平台上进行了“直播”，监视取证锁定“三连”，最终涉案人员全部被抓获。网友：真·天网恢恢！@小央视频 tAbiLFQV
[【 secret deal? But # unmanned aerial vehicle (uav) with drug traffickers all the transaction # [watch]] recently, the guangxi guilin, name of drug dealers and drug addicts drug trafficking, police drones closely monitored, and transaction process of the police has carried on the live command on the platform, monitoring forensics lock three, eventually involved were captured. Net friend true, justice has long! @ small central video tAbiLFQV]
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卢健生：
冼師傅講場在YouTube有視頻帳號，愛國愛港，非常正能量，這是他的微博，請加V認證。
[冼师傅讲场在youtube有视此时帐号,爱国爱港,紧急正能量,这是其他的微博,请加v认证。]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【一家口聚餐人死亡！最新详情披露】月日，黑龙江省鸡西市一居民家庭聚餐，其间共同食用了自制酸汤子，导致人死亡人仍在抢救，经检测初步判定为黄曲霉素中毒↓↓中毒者的女儿称目前妈妈和小舅妈还在，状态不是很好。医生透露病情进展↓↓记者实地探访事发地更多细节披露↓↓...全文： m.weibo
[【 go a dinner party for people dead! The latest details reveal 】 month day, heilongjiang jixi residents family meals, during which his homemade acid were eating together, killing people who are still in the rescue, initially determined tested for aflatoxin poisoning left left the victims daughter said mother and young aunt still at present, the state is not very good. Doctors say progress left left the reporter met in the more details left left... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪汽车：
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嗯.....别人的岁...[吃瓜][吃瓜]tAbJGpM
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CSDN：
#长沙 · 中国程序员节# 将重磅推出“开源技术英雄会”，以中国开源技术英雄年度大聚为核心，邀请卓越的开源技术领袖和贡献者齐聚长沙，以“洞悉开源新变量”为主题，展开主题演讲与深度讨论。CSDN将广发英雄帖，汇聚国内顶级开源英雄、开源项目、开源企业，共谱硬核科技与开源文化大图谱。开源...全文： m.weibo
[# # section, changsha China, programmers will launch open source technology hero will blockbuster, China open source technology hero annual big together as the core, inviting excellent open source technology leader and contributor in changsha, with new insight into open source variable as the theme, the theme speech and deep discussion. Will CSDN guangfa hero post, hero and domestic top open source, open source projects, open source enterprise, with hard nuclear technology with open source culture big map. Open source... The full text m. eibo]
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