冷笑话精选：
#狗子能有多敷衍# 狗勾：无聊，象征性的陪人类玩一下吧[doge] tAYfwh
[# # dog son how to elaborate the dog hook boring, symbolic play with human once doge tAYfwh]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
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[Congratulations @ just call doesnt like to eat egg yolk users so as to obtain the sina package 】. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tAYfZH]
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优酷：
#电视剧太古神王# 划重点！月日晚 倾城郡主@王子文Olivia 空降优酷弹幕区。
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[# # television swire god king to highlight! On Sunday night the whole infanta @ ziwen wang Olivia airborne youku barrage area. < br > [microphone] coordinates sets ➭ white sword dance, enjoy the moonlight. Tomorrow evening together to watch the whole city of beauty and sayin is how to fend off rival in love [shame clicking] < br > comments card synchronized, changyou ancient rivers lake, pulled together to advance on demand has open, update, double happiness doubles play call []]
平安北京：
【哭笑不得！#男子不会开车却到交警队偷车#】近日，山东青岛，男子刘某到交警队院内偷开民警私家车，急促的发动机轰鸣声立刻惊动民警。民警随即将男子拦下，经询问刘某因缺钱动起歪念头，可他并不会开车，不仅将雨刷器栏杆掰断，而且没松手刹就猛踩油门。tAjsn
[【 in distress situation! # man but cant drive to the traffic police force car theft # 】 recently, shandong Qingdao, man ryu to private cars, the traffic police force hospital steal open police rapid engine roar immediately alerted police. Police will man stopped by asking ryu perform the wicked thoughts for lack of money, but he doesnt drive a car, not only will the wiper rail break off, and not let go brake and accelerator pedal. tAjsn]
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汽车之家：
#家家新闻#【复古与现代结合 本田发布新款N ONE官图】日前，本田官方发布了新款N ONE官图。该车是一款门掀背车型，此次升级是在老款基本版和高级版的基础上，增加了RS运动版，并搭载速手动挡变速箱。tAYfZmK
[# # every news [restoring ancient ways with modern Honda launched its new N ONE officer figure 】, Honda has released new N ONE official figure. The car is a hatchback models, this upgrade is basic and advanced in the old version, on the basis of increased the RS movement version, and pick up speed manual gearbox. tAYfZmK]
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新浪汽车：
#特斯拉#Model PERFORMANCE 山路追逐#奔驰# A S。应该是肯定超速驾驶了，司机在显示时速的位置贴了张纸……[衰] tAYVnar
[# # # teslas Model PERFORMANCE mountain road chasing Mercedes # S A. Should be certainly speeding up, the driver put up a piece of paper in the display speed of the location of the... [failure] tAYVnar]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
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[【 # # ruili plan days total nucleic acid detection are combing stowaways trajectory 】 month day, ruili open full detection mode, plans to use the day time to complete jurisdiction nucleic acid testing work of the population. Yang Zuo month, one with a child and a nanny smuggled from Burma, been to a restaurant, gym, park during... Why patients can smugglers? People so long to be found? Combing details left left tAjTbn]
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小野妹子学吐槽：
不论现实虚拟，不尊重他人珍视的，即是冷漠。
[Regardless of virtual reality, not value of respect for others, is indifferent. ]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
南方都市报：
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[【 ding! Heres a set of privacy protection from it weeks short video, please find 】 walk can make money in the App, really on? Unused App sent SMS, said someone will you as like object... The real life make a lot of people are troubled personal information leakage scenario, may be in the national network security publicity week in # # to find a solution. < br > < br > the date, the national network security publicity week opened in zhengzhou, digital... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：
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获票通道：...全文： m.weibo
[# # this is the street dance set hip-hop SWAG card [shame clicking] you see the finals! Now on youku search this is a street dance click SWAG card, enter the activity page, will have the opportunity to get the final ceremony tickets! Event tickets, daily limited, first come first serve basis point ~ tomorrow morning, go to the new! Month day, festival ! This is street dance final night of champions are waved to you, hurriedly to play call [] < br > a ticket channels... The full text m. eibo]
青年时报：
【#停车分钟被高空抛物砸次#，抛物者：扔野猫的[费解]】近日，广东韶关，李女士的车分钟内被高空抛物砸了次。李女士称，停车的时候一名女子让她别停在这里，而当时有两个车位，自己只停了其中一个。抛物者称，扔瓶子只是因为楼下野猫吵。律师：可追究法律责任。@看看新闻KNEWS ...全文： m.weibo
[[# # parking minutes by high altitude parabolic smashing time, parabolic throw the cat [difficult]] recently, the guangdong shaoguan, Ms. Lis car was hit by a high altitude parabolic within minutes. Ms. Lee said, when parking a woman let her dont park here, at a time when there are two parking Spaces, they stopped only one of them. Parabolic said, throwing bottles just because wildcats noisy downstairs. Lawyer can be investigated for legal responsibility. Read news @ KNEWS... The full text m. eibo]
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青年时报：
【《宝莲灯》《雏鹰展翅》京剧专场献演“浙江省传统戏曲演出季”[围观]】今晚和月日晚，浙江京昆艺术中心（京剧团）的《宝莲灯》《雏鹰展翅》两台京剧专场也将先后献演浙江胜利剧院。值得一提的是，从首演到现在的年间，《宝莲灯》已经先后在国内外上演了场。tAYtmQ
[【 lotus lantern, rookie blue special Beijing Opera used traditional opera in zhejiang province title [watch]] and month day night tonight, zhejiang of art center (Beijing Opera troupe) lotus lantern rookie blue two special Peking Opera theater will also successively used zhejiang victory. Be worth what carry is, from opening to now, lotus lantern has staged field at home and abroad. tAYtmQ]
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汽车之家：
#家家新闻#【售.万元起 金杯快运新增车型上市】日前，我们从华晨雷诺官方获悉，旗下金杯快运新增车型正式上市，新车共推出款车型，售价区间为.-.万元。两款新车在配置方面基本一样，每款车型提供两种不同形式的第二排座椅。tAYttGA
[# # every news 【 sales. Ten thousand yuan on new car models jinbei express 】 recently, we learned from brilliance Renaults official that its jinbei express official launch of new models, new car launch model, price range for. -. Ten thousand yuan. Two new models in the basic configuration, each model with two different forms of the second row of seats. tAYttGA]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
微博汽车：
虽然尺寸略微变小，但并不影响Q的整体宽大豪华效果 #大V聊车# #大型SUV# #德系车#
[Although the size slightly smaller, but does not affect the overall effect of large luxury # Q big V chat # # # # large SUV# DE cars]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
元气满满新沐瞳：
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