冷笑话精选：
#一涌而出的狗子们# “到饭点啦”[awsl][awsl] tAbPQIV
[Explosive and # sons dog # to rice [awsl] [awsl] tAbPQIV]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
微博搞笑排行榜：
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榜姐每日话题 博主。每晚发互动话题
汽车之家：
#家家小视频#买这辆车的朋友来说说，会经常被当作豪华专车吗？ tAbPQcD
[# every small video # friends to buy the car, said, is often cited as a luxury car? tAbPQcD]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
南方都市报：
#抗美援朝老兵起立敬礼目送战友#【VLOG：接志愿军烈士回家，岁老兵敬礼“战友”眼泛泪】#第七批在韩志愿军烈士遗骸归国#今年是中国人民志愿军抗美援朝出国作战周年。月日上午时分许，第七批位在韩中国志愿军遗骸和遗物在运运输机迎接、两架战机护航下，抵达沈阳桃仙机场。在现场，目睹...全文： m.weibo
[# # salute Korean veterans stood watched comrade-in-arms [VLOG take the volunteer army martyrs home, old veteran salute comrades eyes suffused with tears] # # group of volunteers in Korea martyrs relics returned this year is the Chinese peoples volunteers Korean combat anniversary of going abroad. Month around mid-morning Wednesday, the seventh batch in Han Zhongguo volunteers remains and relics in the conveyor to meet, two aircraft escort ships, the shenyang taoxian airport. At the scene, saw... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：
#平凡的荣耀#金宸最强女子力兰芊翊@乔欣Bridgette 来接力啦！距离#平凡的荣耀大结局#还有小时，今晚优酷全网独播，更多精彩在等待
[# # the glory of the ordinary Jin Chen womens strongest force LanQian yi @ Qiao Xin Bridgette to relay! The glory of distance # ordinary finale # and hours, youku cut alone tonight, more wonderful waiting for]
新浪汽车：
[害羞]福利扩散@新浪汽车 [并不简单]咳咳，福利来咯！关注@新浪汽车，转发本条微博，月日随机抽人送价值元京东卡~另外、到#北京车展#现场的朋友，一定要来新浪汽车展台打卡哦！带话题#这就是北京车展#发布车展现场照片，即可以在现场玩扭蛋机领取小礼品[嘻嘻][嘻嘻]
[[shy] welfare diffusion @ sina car [] are not simple ahem, welfare to cough up! Focus @ sina car, forwarding the weibo, this article, taking random people send value yuan jingdong card ~ in addition, the Beijing auto show to # # the scene of the friend, must to clock in sina car stands! With topic # # show the photos of the Beijing auto show this is namely can play in the twisted egg machine to receive small gifts (hee hee)hee hee]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
新浪新闻客户端：
【#安徽界首发生人死亡刑案#】据界首市公安局微信公号消息，年月日上午，界首市任寨乡岳刘行政村发生一起四人死亡的刑事案件。目前，省市县三级公安机关正在全力开展侦破工作。
[【 # anhui claimed yesterday launched a # 】 people death, according to jieshou public security bureau WeChat male number (date) (month) (year) morning, jieshou ren village township YueLiu administrative villages in a criminal case of four people were killed. At present, provinces, cities and county level public security organs are struggling to solve work. ]
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柳州公安：
#利刃行动# 【年第期柳州公安“利刃”战报】#柳州警讯# 月日时至时，全市公安机关共立刑事案件起，破案起。治安案件共受理起，查处起。
全市公安机关开展“利刃”专项行动以来，月日至日，共立刑事案件起，破案起，破案率.%；受理治安案件起，查处起，结案率....全文： m.weibo
[# # sword action [ sword of the first phase of liuzhou public security alert 】 # # liuzhou alerts until February nd, the citys public security organs kyoritsu criminal cases, solve crimes. Public security case received, is investigated. < br > the citys public security organs to carry out the special action sword, on the day to day, common criminal cases, investigation, detection rate. %. Accept public security cases, investigate, level... The full text m. eibo]
需要报案或者其他危急情况请直接拨打“”！举报网络不良信息请@柳州网警巡查执法！
南方都市报：
#热点站站队#【新版“限塑令”升级，你准备好了吗？】广东省发改委、广东省生态环境厅近期发布《关于进一步加强塑料污染治理的实施意见》，提出到今年年底，广州、深圳城市建成区的商场、超市、药店等场所以及餐饮打包外卖服务等，禁止使用不可降解塑料袋。新“限塑令”发布，很多一次性塑料制品不能使...全文： m.weibo
[# # hot stand from 【 the new upgrade plastic limit order, are you ready? The development and reform commission of guangdong province, the ecological environment agency recently released the implementation opinions on further strengthening plastic pollution treatment , put forward by the end of this year, guangzhou, shenzhen city proper of shopping malls, supermarkets, pharmacies and other places and food package delivery services, such as banning the use of non-biodegradable plastic bags. New release plastic limit order, a lot of disposable plastic products cannot make... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家：
#北京车展#【聊劳斯莱斯魅影“隐匿之钥”特别版】劳斯莱斯魅影“隐匿之钥”特别版作为全球限量台的车型，以密码的艺术为主题，通过摩尔斯电码作为设计元素，在车身颜色，车身腰线，和车内等细节都进行了特别的设计。#这就是北京车展# tAbPoAZ
[# # the Beijing auto show 【 chat Rolls-Royce phantom of the opera the key of the hidden special edition Rolls-Royce phantom of the opera the key of the hidden special edition as limited machine models in the world, with the art of password as the theme, through the Morse code as design elements, the body color, car ShenYao line, were carried out and the car details such as special design. # # this is the Beijing auto show tAbPoAZ]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
新浪新闻客户端：
【阿根廷议员开会时吻妻子胸部 场面劲爆引发争议】月日，阿根廷某立法机构的线上直播会议中，一名男性议员阿梅里公然在镜头前亲吻妻子胸部的。视频显示，当时阿梅里的妻子坐在他的大腿上。然后，阿梅里触摸着她的身体，随后又拉下她的上衣...场面劲爆引争议↓↓对此阿梅里却这样解释↓...全文： m.weibo
[Kisses his wife when it meets the Argentine lawmakers chest scenes awesome controversial 】 month day, Argentina a legislature online live meeting, a male member, openly in front of the camera to kiss his wifes breasts. Video shows, at the time, his wife was sitting in his lap. Then, touch her body, and then pulled her coat... Scene explosive contentious left left, but this explanation left... The full text m. eibo]
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但斌：
@奔向希望碰到外卖小哥问路，都会尽量说明白，免得他们跑错路了。想想平时我们几块钱也不是那么在意，他们却为之奔跑。
[@ toward hope encounter take-out little brother to ask the way, will try to say understand, lest they run the wrong way. Think we a few dollars at ordinary times is not so care about, but they would run for it.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新浪汽车：
#这就是北京车展# #北京车展#【秒看新车： 沃尔沃同款技术 吉利星瑞好不好】吉利PreFace 基于CMA超级母体架构，家族全新设计语言，轴距mm越级体验。全新内饰层次分明，沃尔沃同款动力总成值得期待。tAbvVjeK
[# # # # the Beijing auto show this is the Beijing auto show [seconds to see new car Volvo geely in same technology star rehau bad 】 geely PreFace architecture based on CMA super matrix, familys new design language, wheelbase mm above experience. A new interior distinct, Volvo powertrain is worth looking forward to a particular model. tAbvVjeK]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
但斌：
@SHCSSH你去送外卖一天送一单也可以的，自己想多挣点钱所以单接的多自然要跑起来，又不是公司强迫每个人必须多少单，他们不是被资本压榨是被键盘侠压榨，键盘侠一边在网上说资本压榨，实际上另一边给差评的也是你们，因为我相信混的垃圾的你们对谁都是不满意@阳明文正这应该是被剥削榨干的中国人
[@ SHCSSH delivery day you go to send a single can also, you want to earn extra money so single pick up more natural to run, and it is not how much company force everyone must list, they are not capital squeeze is keyboard man squeezed, keyboard man said capital squeeze on the Internet, in fact give bad review is on the other side you, because I believe that mix of garbage to who you are not satisfied @ YangMingWen is this should be exploited Chinese sucked dry]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
@小丑之确实勤劳，室我身边的人都非常勤劳，其实我们本职工作收入已经不算低了，但是每个人还在利用休息时间挣钱，我们几乎全年只休息一周左右。
[@ clown really hardworking, the room around me were very industrious, actually we work income is not low, but everyone still use the rest time to earn money, we only rest for a week or so almost all the year round.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
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