冷笑话精选：
#运动的快乐你们想象不到#
这是谁家的小可爱呀[doge] tAWgjo
[# # movement of the happiness you imagine < br > who is this little lovely doge tAWgjo]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
汽车之家：
#家家选车导购#《大叔据说》本期来盘点万左右最保值轿车！ tAWgjM
[# # every car shoppers uncle is said to be about this period to count the value of cars! tAWgjM]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
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[# # television swire god king this week will usher in king banquet scene, the whole country @ ziwen wang Olivia generation qin @ put an Aaron against him, all show force # # mo city of girlfriend, still in, you can like this city? At eight o clock Wednesday and Friday night, the whole country swire wait for you, VIP member on demand has opened in advance, the fascinating when you unlock! ]
青年时报：
【豆瓣.分《死无对证》定档月日 ，悬疑力作呈现层层反转[可乐]】年度悬疑力作《#死无对证#》确定已引进国内，并宣布将在月日登陆全国院线。这部悬疑反转佳作改编自《看不见的客人》，在豆瓣上评分.分，成为豆瓣电影年度冷门佳片TOP。影片层层反转，被影迷评价“令人惊艳的悬疑片”“保...全文： m.weibo
[【 douban. Points archives month day, that the dead men tell no tales suspense film present inversion layers [coke]] annual suspense film sure has introduced domestic # # dead men tell no tales, and announced on February nd log in theaters throughout the country. The suspense reversal good adaptation of the unseen guests, score on douban. Points, watercress movie year less popular piece of TOP. Film layers of inversion, by fan evaluation suspense amazing ... The full text m. eibo]
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丑女达人：
而人类自己，则犹如一支漂泊在海上的浮标，任何风浪都可使之摧毁沉没。人类在大自然面前渺小的不懈一击。
这是一个魔幻而超现实的世界，我们赖以生存的星球已经开始遭受前所未有的灾难，人类将进入停滞状态，末日何时来临，没有人知道。
人类从历史中所得到的教训，就是人类从不吸取历史教训。
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[While the man himself, like a drift in the sea buoy, any wind and waves can destroy the sinking. Human small unremitting strike in front of nature. < br > < br > this is a magic and surreal world, the survival of our planet has suffered from the unprecedented disaster, mankind will enter a state of stagnation, when the end comes, no one knows. < br > < br > get the lessons of history, human is human never learn the lessons of history. < br > -... The full text m. eibo]
喜欢就去买，没钱就去赚，人生那么短，辛苦给谁看！
元气满满新沐瞳：
[米奇比心]
[[kupchak] than heart]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
南方都市报：
【上海又一长租公寓“爆雷”！“高收低租”模式背后已人去楼空】近日，上海又一家长租公寓疑似“爆雷”引发关注。有租客向南都记者报料，此次“爆雷”的是上海寓意物业管理有限公司，自己当初是通过其他中介找的房，但最后是与“寓意”签的房屋租赁合同。实际上，房东与租客的租金之间存在巨大差异，“...全文： m.weibo
[【 Shanghai another rent the apartment thunder blasting! high ended lower rent behind the model was deserted 】 recently, Shanghai parents rent a apartment again suspected thunder blasting caused concern. A tenant to SMW reporter source, the moral explosion thunder is the Shanghai property management co., LTD., his original is through the intermediary to find other room, but in the end is signed the house lease contract with the moral. In fact, there is a huge difference between landlord and tenant rents, ... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪汽车：
【差一点被大众砍掉的车型 展望大众Passat B】#新车情报局#或许大家不知道，大众Passat B差一点被大众集团搁置，也就是下一代车型，目前是Passat B（国内为迈腾）。理由就是中型车市场的饱和度以及未来能源发展的方向不同，Passat B就由同平台的大众Arteon（国产CC）所替代，不再针对Passat车型进...全文： m.weibo
[The models of mass cut almost looking Volkswagen Passat B 】 # # new cia maybe people dont know, Volkswagen Passat Volkswagen group B almost been shelved, which is the next generation of models, is currently the Passat (domestic magotan) as B. Reason is the medium car market saturation and the future development of energy in a different direction, Passat B on the same platform of public Arteon replaced (CC), no longer for Passat models into... The full text m. eibo]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
新浪新闻客户端：
【可可爱爱！#云南保山拍到珍稀野生动物云猫#】日前，云南高黎贡山国家级自然保护区的工作人员，在回收红外相机时，发现了大量云猫活动的身影。镜头中，云猫浑身斑点，顽皮可爱。据介绍，每只云猫个体身上云彩状的斑点是不同的，通过仔细对比，当地至少能分辨出只以上不同个体。tAWMb
[【 lovely love! Rare wild animals cloud cat # # yunnan baoshan photographed 】, yunnan gaoligong mountains national nature reserve of staff, in the recovery of the infrared camera, found that a large amount of cloud cat activity. Lens, the cloud was spotted cat, naughty and lovely. According to introducing, every cloud cat individuals clouds spots are different, through careful comparison, at least can distinguish only local different individuals. tAWMb]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【追星现场？特朗普女粉花式表白：我爱你 我愿意为你挡子弹】#特朗普支持者称愿为其挡子弹# 当地时间月日，美国总统特朗普在拉斯维加斯与拉美裔支持者对话。一位女支持者现场表白：特朗普是最好的美国总统，我们应该尊重他。我爱你，我愿意为你挡子弹。tAWlfhk
[【 make track for a star field? Trump powder do fancy woman I love you Im willing to for you 】 bullet # supporters trump be gratified for its bullet # June local time, President of the United States trump dialogue with Hispanic supporters in Las Vegas. A female supporters do the scene Donald trump is one of the best President of the United States, we should respect him. I love you, Id like a bullet for you. tAWlfhk]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
青年时报：
【爬上车头，#消防员为遇车祸司机举吊瓶近分钟#[赞]】近日，江西南昌发生一起交通事故，一名司机被卡在驾驶位陷入昏迷。急救人员为司机输液，由于驾驶室离地面两米高，消防员吴瑶爬上车头举吊瓶将近分钟，最终司机被成功救出。救援结束吴瑶才感觉到手臂一阵酸痛。“手麻，但是必须得坚持，生命至上...全文： m.weibo
[【 climbed into the car and drivers for car accidents for infusion bag or bottle # firefighters minutes # [who]] recently, a traffic accident happened in jiangxi nanchang, a driver was stuck in a coma. Emergency personnel for driver infusion, because the bridge two meters high from the ground, firefighters Wu Yao climbed up front for infusion bag or bottle nearly minutes, finally the driver was rescued. End of the rescue Wu Yao didnt feel a sore arm. Hand hemp, but must insist, life first... The full text m. eibo]
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#双向初恋好甜# 是心动伴侣？还是欢喜冤家？你要的初恋这里全都有哦~@王以纶RileyKing @万鹏er @吴汉坤Ken @郑舒环 @魏天宇boom @H-静芳 #初恋了那么多年#
[Cardiac partner is # # two-way love sweet? Or comedy duo? You must first love here all have ~ @ Wang Yiguan RileyKing @ Wan Peng er @ Wu Hankun Ken @ @ Wei Tianyu Zheng Shu ring boom @ # # H - jing fang first love for so many years]
南方都市报：
【橄榄球培训机构巨石达阵否认“跑路”：现金流枯竭正推进融资】月日晚，巨石达阵发布《告知书》称，巨石达阵没有“跑路”。巨石达阵称，融资和贷款因疫情的反复和被曲解、放大的舆情延误，导致现金流出现枯竭。陆续复工的校区被场地合作方叫停，巨石达阵被迫进入关闭歇业的状态。目前，巨石达阵在...全文： m.weibo
[[football training institutions boulders touchdown denied run depletion of cash flow is to promote financing] month day night, boulder touchdown told the book says, boulder touchdown didnt run. Boulders touchdown, according to the financing and loans because of the outbreak repeatedly and misinterpreted, amplification of public opinion delay, cause cash flow drying up. Gradually resume work of campus by site partners, boulder touchdown was forced into a state of shutting down. At present, the boulder touchdown in... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家：
#家家试驾评测# 【迈向更年轻 试驾荣威i MAX TGI】上半年，荣威推出了旗下的最新品牌LOGO，荣威狮标，同时也推出了第一款搭载狮标的SUV RX PLUS，从其设计我们就能看出荣威品牌正逐渐朝着年轻化的定位转变，今天，搭载狮标的的荣威i MAX也来到我们身边，车辆的外观相比在售的荣威i有了颇为明显...全文： m.weibo
[# # every test evaluation [towards younger test-drive roewe I MAX TGI 】 indicated in the first half of the roewe launched its latest brand LOGO, roewe lion mark, also launched the first pick up the lion mark SUV RX PLUS, we can see from its design roewe brands are gradually toward the younger the positioning of the shift, today, with a lion mark roewe MAX I also came to our side, the appearance of the vehicles sold in roewe than I had visible... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
优酷：
#悬疑剧场##冰雨火# @赵煊 圆满杀青！心中拥有信念，永葆演员初心。期待于淼现身荧屏！
[# suspenseful theatre # # # @ Zhao Xuan freezing rain fire a great feats! Have faith in the heart, forever actor beginners mind. Looking forward to muppet appeared! ]
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