冷笑话精选：
🐴 @啵啵虎咻咻马 自制
[🐴 @ bam bam tiger horse homemade howls]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
柳州公安：
【 “·”十九周年 赵立坚给美方留了这几句话】月日，外交部发言人赵立坚表示，今天是“·”周年，·事件凸显了以恐怖主义为代表的非传统安全对世界和平与稳定构成的严重挑战。当前，国际反恐形势依然严峻，恐怖主义活动频繁，对各国安全和稳定构成了严重威胁。中方反对一切形式的恐怖主义...全文： m.weibo
[[, the th anniversary Zhao Lijian give us left this a few words 】, February nd Zhao Lijian, a foreign ministry spokesman, said today is, anniversary, event highlights, represented by terrorism of non-traditional security to world peace and stability constitute a serious challenge. At present, the international counter-terrorism situation is still grim, terrorist activity is frequent, pose a serious threat to national security and stability. China opposes all forms of terrorism... The full text m. eibo]
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柳州公安：
【赵立坚硬核回应蓬佩奥言论 蓬佩奥又扯谎 赵立坚一句话“秒杀”：今天是周末 想让大家有个好心情】月日，外交部例行记者会，被问及蓬佩奥涉华言论，外交部发言人赵立坚回应：他天天散布关于中国的谎言，我就不要再浪费大家的时间去反驳了吧。今天是周末，我想让大家有个好心情。...全文： m.weibo
[【 Zhao Li hard nuclear response peng admire Mr Pengs Mr Speech again lie Zhao Lijian word kill want you to have a good mood today is weekend] month day, foreign ministry regular press conference and asked peng admire Mr Marking comments, foreign ministry spokesman Zhao Lijian response he spread lies about China every day, I dont waste everyones time to argue. Today is weekend, I want you to have a good mood. . The full text m. eibo]
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新浪新闻客户端：
【未成年少女疑遭多人性侵 嫌疑人均未成年已全部被抓获[怒]】近日，网传一段未成年少女疑遭多人性侵的视频。视频显示，多名男子疑对一名女生实施性侵犯，被侵犯的女生不停地挣扎、哭叫…现场画面令人愤怒↓↓目前，嫌疑人身份被曝光↓↓警方通报最新进展↓↓tANPwD
[【 underage girls who suspected by many human nature against the suspects the minor has captured all [anger]] recently, the network spread a teen girl suspected abuse of video was more human nature. Video shows that how man suspected of sexually assaulting a female student, violated the girl constantly struggle, crying... Scene is anger left left now, suspect was exposed left left tANPwD left left the police informed the latest progress]
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平安北京：
早上好
[Good morning]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【官方调查学生疑因教师体罚死亡：已成立联合工作组展开调查】月日下午，据四川广元苍溪县委宣传部@V苍溪 通报：针对网上关注我县高坡镇小学疑因教师体罚学生死亡事件，县委、县政府高度重视，对学生意外身亡的事件发生深感痛心，迅速成立联合工作组开展相关调查，调查结果及处理情况将及时向社会公...全文： m.weibo
[The official survey students suspected death by teachers corporal punishment has set up a joint working group to investigate 】 month days afternoon, according to the sichuan guangyuan CangXi CangXi reported the county party committee propaganda department @ V for online high attention to our county town primary school for teachers corporal punishment student suspected deaths, the county, the county government attaches great importance to, the students were accidentally killed deeply saddened, and quickly set up a joint working group to carry out the relevant investigation and handling of will in time to the social public... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
柳州公安：
【武装泅渡演练： #武汉特警带公斤重装备泅渡#】#开展全警实战大练兵 锻造公安铁军# 月日，武汉市公安局在警察实战训练基地泅渡馆举行年武汉市公安局全警实战大练兵水上科目大比武。武装泅渡演练时，特警带公斤重装备渡水，名特警突击队员分成个三人作战小队，泅渡者连续不断游动避免下...全文： m.weibo
[【 armed swim across drills # # wuhan police with kilogram equipment swim across] # for all police actual combat training of large forging public security tiejun, # month in wuhan city public security bureau police actual combat training base swim across hall held in wuhan city public security bureau police actual combat all big training water course grand meeting. Armed swim across drills, swat with kilogram equipment cross the water, a special police squad commandos into three people, people who swim across under the continuous winding avoid... The full text m. eibo]
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ZAKER：
【当代成年人理想的周末状态[好喜欢]】吃吃零食，喝喝饮料，发发小呆，脑袋空空……是你理想的周末状态吗？tAOOl
[【 contemporary adult ideal weekend of [like]] to eat snacks, drink to drink, have a little foolish, hollow minds... Is your ideal state for the weekend? tAOOl]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
新浪汽车：
#新车情报局#【玛莎拉蒂纯电动SUV预告图发布】新车外观和玛莎拉蒂Levante相似，采用轿跑SUV设计风格。该车使用Giorgio平台打造，与阿尔法·罗密欧Giulia和Stelvio在同一个工厂生产。推出后将与奥迪e-tron、奔驰EQC等成为竞品。此外，玛莎拉蒂计划在年底之前推出款新车，每款新车都将推出电动版车...全文： m.weibo
[# # new cia new maserati all-electric SUV forecast released figure 】 【 appearance and maserati Levante, adopts the coupe SUV design style. The vehicle use Giorgio platform to build, and alfa romeo Giulia and Stelvio in the same factory production. After the launch with audi e - tron, such as Benz EQC be competing goods. In addition, maserati plans to roll out new models at the end of the year, every car will launch electric version of the car... The full text m. eibo]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
新浪新闻客户端：
【#女孩桥上唱歌意外拍到女子跳河# 民警沿河岸搜寻公里救人】月日，一女孩在西安市临潼渭河秦王二桥（尚未正式通车）拍摄唱歌视频时，意外拍到身后有人跳河轻生，便赶紧报警。民警迅速赶赴现场发现一名女子已跳入河中，由于河水较深，水流湍急，无法靠近。最终，经过民警及热心群众，应急局同志...全文： m.weibo
[【 # girl singing on the bridge accident photographed woman jump # police search kilometers along the Banks of the river rescue 】 month day, a girl in xi an lintong wei qin second bridge was opened for traffic (not yet), during the filming of a singing video accident photographed behind someone jump river suicide, quickly call the police. Police rushed to the scene found a woman who had jumped into the river, because the water is deeper, fast-flowing, unable to close. Finally, after police and enthusiastic crowd, emergency department comrade... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【名嫌犯被批捕！ #南京遇害女孩父亲发声#[话筒]】南京岁的女大学生小月在云南失联，系被其男友伙同另外两人杀害埋尸。月日，云南省勐海县人民检察院通报，#南京失联女生遇害案人被批捕#↓↓日晚，小月的父亲再发声，他表示目前对于该案件仍有两点疑惑，详情↓↓tANTnV
[The suspect was arrest! Father killed girl voice # # nanjing [microphone]] abortion female college students in nanjing, lost in yunnan, is killed by their boyfriend and two other men buried. Month, yunnan menghai county peoples procuratorate bulletin, # lost girl was killed in nanjing were arrest # left left Saturday night and voice again, the father of abortion, so far, he said the case is still to have two doubts, left left tANTnV for details]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
青年时报：
别让生活的压力挤走快乐，收拾心情，重新上路。早安~
[Dont let life pressure squeezes out happy, tidy up the mood, back on the road. Good morning ~]
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陈旭东：
这个有创意
[The creative]
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【岁#无业博士偷电动车被抓# 有过次前科[费解]】月日，山东济南。嫌疑人宋某偷电动车被警方抓获。经查，宋某岁，无业，博士学历，每月靠领元失业金生活，有次盗窃前科。目前，宋某被警方依法取保候审。tACTTQH
[【 # at the age of jobless Dr Steal # electric vehicles were caught with a time record [difficult]] month day, shandong jinan. Suspect Song Mou steal electric vehicles was arrested by the police. Via checking, Song Mou years old, jobless, doctoral degree, life on the yuan monthly unemployment benefits, once theft criminal record. At present, Song Mou by police in accordance with the law to obtain a guarantor pending trial. tACTTQH]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
【#女孩瞌睡频点头男孩用手扶# 网友：我输在了起跑线[酸]】月日，广东揭阳。有网友发布了一段幼儿园小朋友的视频走红。画面中，一个小女孩在打瞌睡，可能是睡得太熟，脑袋都快栽下去了，一旁的小男孩赶紧用手扶了一下，满眼都是宠溺。tACgCU
[【 # # girl sleepy frequency nod boy with walking netizen I lose in the starting line [acid]] month day, jieyang, guangdong province. A netizen posted a video of kindergarten children. Scene, a little girl in the nap, sleep may be too familiar, head is planted, one side of the little boy hurriedly with walking, eyeful is spoil. tACgCU]
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