冷笑话精选：
就是现在，你在听谁的哪首歌！[awsl]
[Right now, who are you listening to what song! [awsl]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【泪目！#张伯礼回忆抗疫历程眼眶湿润#】张伯礼在武汉前线坚守天，因工作劳累，不得不进行胆囊摘除手术，但很快又继续工作。回忆起抗疫历程，张伯礼说：“恨自己关键时刻掉链子，最需要的时候得了这个病。”他说，几千年来，中华民族不断地跟疫病斗争、总结经验，中华民族是个英雄的民族！...全文： m.weibo
[【 tears eye! # # zhang bl memories resistance to disease course eyes moist 】 zhang bl front in wuhan to day, because of hard work, have to make the gallbladder removal, but soon went on working. Recall disease resistance, zhang bl said hate their own critical moment off the chain, the need when got the disease. He said, for thousands of years, the Chinese nation constantly struggle with the disease, sum up experience, the Chinese nation is a nation hero! . The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
【#企业领导每天鞠躬迎送员工#：非作秀 体现平等与尊重】月日，陕西汉中。一家企业的领导以“鞠躬”方式迎送员工上下班。该企业称此活动从去年月开始，系体现领导与员工平等、尊重的精神，每天都在坚持做，并非作秀。tAbgfgt
[【 # # business leaders bow and out staff every day the show reflects equality and respect 】 month day, shaanxi hanzhong. A companys leadership in the bow way to staff to work. This activity from the beginning of the last month, according to the enterprise system embodies the spirit of equality, respect, with staff insist to do every day, is not a show. tAbgfgt]
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优酷：
#琉璃# #琉璃花絮# 离泽宫祖传搞笑，大宫主和司凤莫名被戳中笑点，副宫主爱的抱抱也很暖！不愧是一家人@成毅 @何晟铭 @朱梓骁工作室 tAGRpcp
[# # # # coloured glaze coloured glaze tidbits from ancestral funny jersey palace, palace Lord and SiFeng strange chuo of the punchline, deputy palace Lord love hug is very warm! Not the kui is a family chengyi @ @ mikey @ Zhu Zi Xiao tAGRpcp studio]
但斌：
视频会议的龙头企业，因业绩大超预期，此刻居然大涨.%。🐂🐂🐂
[Video conference of leading enterprises, by his great performance than expected, incredibly jumped at the moment. %. 🐂 🐂 🐂]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷：
#我好喜欢你# 陆星成@言承旭Jerry 与父亲终于和解，路言之@魏哲鸣Miles 偷偷表白童小悠@沈月 ！陆总监快清醒一点，后院起火啦！明天锁定优酷，高能剧情来袭不要错过哇#宠爱剧场#tAGJ
[# # I love you Lu Xing into @ Jerry Jerry finally reconciliation with his father, way too @ Wei Zheming Miles do secretly TongXiaoYou @ shen month! Director lu fast sober-minded, own backyard! Locking youku tomorrow, high-energy plot to dont miss wow # love # tAGJ theatre]
新浪新闻客户端：
【起底江苏徐州最大色情集团：会员制服务 失足女被编号】“一次提成至少元......”年月，徐州警方一次抓捕行动中小丽落网。同时被抓的还有近百名失足女，甚至包括少数四五线小明星↓↓组织者“黑老大”王在清年间组织万次的卖淫行为，共赚取了.亿元。详情↓↓tAGRCq
[ the end of the biggest porn in xuzhou, jiangsu group membership service slip female are numbered 】 a commission at least yuan... Years, xuzhou police arrests, small and medium-sized li were arrested at a time. Falls at the same time also arrested hundreds of women, including a handful of four or five line little star left left the organizers black Wang Zaiqing years ten thousand times prostitution, total earned. One hundred million yuan. Left left tAGRCq for details]
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[Long distance relationships, let you impressive a trifle < br > __________________________________]
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汽车之家：
#夜福利# 经典永恒 保时捷[中国赞]
[# # classic night welfare porsche eternal praise [China]]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
优酷：
#我好喜欢你##陆星成扛童小悠回房间#童小悠@沈月 照顾生病的童爸爸，疲惫不堪，江颜@李雨洋的 再次嫉妒精上身，把戏不断！童小悠霸气回怼“我忍你很久了！”#宠爱剧场# tAGijL
[# I love you # # Lu Xing carried into TongXiaoYou back to my room # TongXiaoYou @ shen month to take care of the sick child dad, tired and Jiang Yan @ Li Yuyang envy again fine waist, trick constantly! TongXiaoYou Dui swagger back I endure you for a long time! # love # tAGijL theatre]
新浪新闻客户端：
#枕边时刻# 说说你一周岁抓周抓到的是什么？
[# # pillow moment about your grasp a week caught one one full year of life? ]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【岁#男童陪外公喝酒致肝脏受损# 医生：不及时治疗可能进展为肝衰竭[汗]】近日，杭州市儿童医院接诊了一名肝脏严重受损的岁男童超超，其中一项关键指标超出正常值倍。经询问得知，超超是一名留守儿童，平时跟着外公外婆生活。意想不到的是，超超竟连着一个月，每天晚上陪外公喝啤酒，每次约喝毫...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # years old boy to accompany grandpa drinking cause liver damage doctor dont timely treatment may progress to liver failure [Mr Khan]] recently, childrens hospital of hangzhou accepts an age of severe damage to the liver boy super ultra, one of the key indicators exceed the normal times. On inquiring, super ultra is a left-behind children, at ordinary times life my grandparents. Unexpected is, super super unexpectedly for a month, with grandpa drank beer every night, every time about drink fine long hair... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
南方都市报：
【#岁女孩遭邻居猥亵后进ICU# 女孩父亲：嫌疑人还来家里吃过饭】月日晚，黑龙江哈尔滨。一名岁女孩媛媛（化名）在家门口失踪，家人寻找一夜未果报警求助。次日，媛媛回到家时她全身多处是伤，经鉴定下身现撕裂伤。月日，媛媛体温达到.℃，被送到ICU救治。据媛媛父亲称，嫌疑人系岁的男邻...全文： m.weibo
[The # years old girl was neighbors obscene junior ICU# girl father suspect also home to eat a meal 】 late February nd, heilongjiang Harbin. A girl yuan (a pseudonym) at home, missing family looking for a night failed report to the police for help. The next day, when he returned home, yuan more than her whole body is hurt, identified and laceration. Month, yuan temperature reached. ℃, were sent to ICU treatment. According to yuan father, suspect is old male neighbors... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：
#白色月光#剧中最后一幕张一和张鑫相视而笑，而后镜头却慢慢移动到了张一微微隆起的小腹上。那么问题来了，孩子到底是谁的呢？细节控们请集合，一起在评论区里聊聊吧~@宋佳 @喻恩泰 来优酷#悬疑剧场# 寻找答案~ tAGQmqP
[# # white moonlight on the final act of the bills and Zhang Xin smile at one another, and then the lens is moving slowly on the piece slightly uplift of the lower abdomen. So the question comes, children exactly is who? Details please collection lovers, in the comments section together talk ~ @ song jia @ # # entai yu to youku suspenseful theatre for answers ~ tAGQmqP]
南方都市报：
#大兴机场老兵退伍飞机上响起热烈掌声#【守护大兴机场的武警退伍，机上发生暖心一幕响起热烈掌声】月日，驻守在@北京大兴国际机场 的武警北京总队执勤十五支队一批退伍老兵，从大兴机场乘机返乡。在他们搭乘的各架次飞机上，机组成员在广播里向他们一年来守护大兴机场表示敬意，机上响起热烈的掌声。...全文： m.weibo
[# warm applause on the daxing airport veterans retired aircraft # 【 protect daxing airport armed police veteran, warm heart is on the scene broke into warm applause] month day, stationed in @ the Beijing armed police corps Beijing daxing international airport on team a group of veterans, from daxing airport to fly home. In their aboard the aircraft sorties, crew members on the radio to pay tribute to them a year to protect daxing airport, on board a big round of applause. . The full text m. eibo]
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