小野妹子学吐槽：
妹妹我什么都不想做，只想做快手哥哥鱼塘里的一条小锦鲤，#小时狂补# 哪怕是“”的小惊喜，我也心满意足！还等什么，这么大的红包赶紧转起来呀各位！
[Sister, I dont want to do anything, just want to do well quickly brother a small koi ponds, wild fill # # hours even if it is little surprise, I also satisfied! What are you waiting for, such a big red envelope quickly turned up, ladies and gentlemen!]
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汽车之家：
#家家新闻#【纯电车型年问世 曝宾利新技术项目】日前，我们从官方获悉，宾利汽车于近期宣布开展一项为期三年的研究项目。该项目通过高度集成化与无稀土磁体的电机系统打造电动汽车架构，宾利计划将该技术成果应用于年问世的纯电动车型之中。tASJAJ
[# # every news 【 pure electric vehicles years exposure bentley new technology project 】 recently, we learned from the official that bentley announced in the near future to carry out a three-year research project. The project through highly integrated with rare earth magnet motor system to build electric cars architecture, bentley will this technology applied in years of pure electric vehicles. tASJAJ]
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冷笑话精选：
别的城市是D的，重庆是D[doge]
[Other cities are D, chongqing is D [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
青年时报：
【杭州亚运会倒计时两周年，大运河亚运公园燃气配套保障项目启动】再过两年，杭州亚运会就要来了。如今在杭城，各亚运场馆正在紧锣密鼓地建设中。而在众多的亚运场馆中，拱墅区的大运河亚运公园无疑是其中颇为特殊的一个，这里是主城区范围内唯一新建场馆。昨天，杭州市燃气集团在大运河亚运公园召开新...全文： m.weibo
[The second anniversary of the Asian games countdown, hangzhou grand canal Asian games park gas supporting security project launch 】 in two years, hangzhou, the Asian games is coming. Now in hangzhou, the Asian games stadium is underway in construction. In many Asian games venues, gongshu district of the grand canal Asian games park is one of special, here is the only new venues within the scope of the main. Yesterday, hangzhou gas group was held in the grand canal Asian games park new... The full text m. eibo]
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但斌：
回复@liz母亲是常州人@liz祖籍浙江，成长于河南，母亲来自江西，养父来自四川，定居深圳，一切合理[哈哈]@但斌我是中国人[哈哈][允悲][笑cry]@family健康平安all但总，河南人、四川人、浙江人，江西人、深圳人[允悲]搞不清您到底是哪儿人[哈哈]
[Reply @ Liz mother is changzhou @ Liz from zhejiang, grew up in henan, the mother is from jiangxi, adoptive father from sichuan province, settled in shenzhen, all reasonableha ha @ but bin Im Chinese [ha ha] [allow sad] [laugh cry] @ family health peace all but always, henan, sichuan, zhejiang, jiangxi people, shenzhen people [allow sad] not sure exactly where you (ha ha)]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
青年时报：
【快递丢了给你倍赔偿？小心是#诈骗#陷阱！[话筒]】快递陷阱，你知道吗？陶小宅某天收到一条短信，称他的快递不慎遗失，为了进行倍赔偿，需要添加官方微信。被“倍赔偿”吸引住的陶小宅立马添加了微信，一步步操作下来，结果却是......（CCTV今日说法） tAipvm
[The Courier lost times compensation for you? Carefully is # # fraud trap! [microphone]] express trap, you know? TaoXiaoZhai one day received a text message, says his express is lost, for times compensation, you need to add the official WeChat. Attracted by times compensation TaoXiaoZhai immediately added WeChat, operation step by step down, turned out to be... Today (CCTV) tAipvm]
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但斌：
回复@皖江红枫浙江人、河南人、四川人、江苏人[允悲][笑cry]@皖江红枫内心归属，到底是哪里人？[白眼]@但斌我是中国人[哈哈][允悲][笑cry]@family健康平安all但总，河南人、四川人、浙江人，江西人、深圳人[允悲]搞不清您到底是哪儿人[哈哈]
[Reply @ anhui Jiang Hongfeng zhejiang, henan, sichuan, jiangsu people [allow sad] [laugh cry] @ Jiang Hongfeng inner attribution of anhui province, where exactly? [eyes] @ but bin Im Chinese [ha ha] [allow sad] [laugh cry] @ family health peace all but always, henan, sichuan, zhejiang, jiangxi people, shenzhen people [allow sad] not sure exactly where you (ha ha)]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
柳州公安：
【全国抗击新冠肺炎疫情表彰大会郑峰获奖感言】#为抗疫英雄点赞# 疫情期间，郑峰同志用行动诠释了人民警察的责任与担当，长期坚守一线，多次只身涉险，零距离接触疑似疫情病患，并严格按流程自我隔离。郑峰同志在实战中不断积累经验，修改完善制度规范，为机场公安提供了疫情防控范本和处置教程，并多...全文： m.weibo
[[the new champions league against pneumonia outbreak commendation congress Zheng Feng acceptance speech] # # for disease resistance hero thumb up during outbreaks, comrade zheng feng with action interpretation of the peoples polices responsibility and bear, stand a line for a long time, many times to venture alone, zero distance contact patients suspected outbreaks, and strictly according to the process isolation itself. Comrade zheng feng to accumulate experience in actual combat, and improve the system specification, provides the epidemic prevention and control model for airport security and disposal tutorials, and more... The full text m. eibo]
需要报案或者其他危急情况请直接拨打“”！举报网络不良信息请@柳州网警巡查执法！
但斌：
回复@沒有時光機回到過去的哆啦夢A是我自己主动捐的。陪同的朋友早前已安排好见方丈。@沒有時光機回到過去的哆啦夢A你不捐钱他不见得搭理你
[Reply @ no time machine back to the past duo la A dream is my own initiative to donate. Accompanied by friends earlier has arranged the abbot. @ no time machine back to the past duo la A dream A you dont donate money he doesnt take A reason you]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
是陪同的人告诉我应该这样[允悲][笑cry]@我就是奋青哈哈哈 但总童心未眠啊这拍照姿势
[Is accompanied by people told me I should such [allow sad] [laugh cry] @ I am awake tsing ha ha ha but always sleepless childlike innocence ah this photo position]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
我祈求国泰民安[鲜花][心][鲜花]@青儿-轩辕涵夏乐山大佛真的很灵验，我也是亲眼见证，前几年和两个同事一起去那玩，他们都烧了高香，一个祈求孩子考上好的大学，一个祈求生儿子且平安诞生，结果当年愿望都实现了。也希望但总能如愿以偿[鲜花]
[I begged the peaceful country and safe people [flowers] [heart] [flowers] @ green - XuanYuanHanXia leshan giant Buddha really efficacious, I also witness, and two colleagues together go there to play a few years ago, they were burning high aroma, pray for children to go to a good university, pray a son and peace was born, the result that wishes had come true. Also want to but can always get it [a flower]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
青年时报：
【杭州律师为.元乘车费状告龙泉公交公司，法院支持律师的较真】后的孙律师是一名无偿献血者，岁不到的他，献血次数已达可享受“三免政策”的标准，可免费乘公交车。今年月，孙律师在龙泉市乘公交时，向司机出示自己的《浙江省无偿献血荣誉证》，但司机表示并未听说过这一政策，一番交涉后，孙律...全文： m.weibo
[[lawyer for hangzhou. Yuan bus sued longquan bus company, the court upheld lawyers of delicate 】 the sun after the lawyer is an unpaid blood donors, less than the age of him, blood donation number has reached can enjoy the three no policy standards, free to take a bus. Month this year, the sun lawyer in longquan buses, show yourself to the driver of the zhejiang province of blood donation without lc, but the driver said has not heard of this policy, after some time, negotiate Sun Lv... The full text m. eibo]
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但斌：
我是中国人[哈哈][允悲][笑cry]@family健康平安all但总，河南人、四川人、浙江人，江西人、深圳人[允悲]搞不清您到底是哪儿人[哈哈]
[I am a Chinese [ha ha] [allow sad] [laugh cry] @ family health peace all but always, henan, sichuan, zhejiang, jiangxi people, shenzhen people [allow sad] not sure exactly where you (ha ha)]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
冷笑话精选：
？@京城刘亦菲哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈你妈@我与老公的日常哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@大瑶子图片评论 tAaeFf
[? @ city l ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha your mama @ I and husband daily ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ big yao comments tAaeFf child pictures]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
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