冷笑话精选：
第二个阿姨绝了！[哆啦A梦吃惊]
[The second aunt died! [doraemon surprised]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
青年时报：
【小心！#GPS定位器变身窃听器窃取商业机密#[衰]】一提起窃听，很多人可能最先想到的都是谍战剧的剧情。然而，这些我们在电影电视里看到的情节很有可能就发生在我们身边。最近，北京一家安防公司就因为商业机密被窃听，企业竞标失败，蒙受了重大损失，而窃听器竟然是我们常见的GPS定位器。 （央视网快...全文： m.weibo
[【 careful! # # GPS locator turns into a bug theft of trade secrets [failure]] a filed a bug, many people may think of first is spy plot of the play. However, these we see in the film and television of the plot is likely to happen in our side. Recently, a security company in Beijing for trade secret eavesdropping, the failure of enterprise for bidding and suffered heavy losses, and the bug is our common GPS locator. (CCTV net fast... The full text m. eibo]
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谢娜：
谢娜&江疏影真假王漫妮[酷]我是真的，旁边这位是假的。@江疏影
[Uproot shayna & jiang thin film king of true and false diffuse ni [cool] I really, beside this is false. @ jiang thin film]
太阳女神（也可称为喜神）的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方：）工作邮箱：w@qq（仅限工作）感谢！
优酷：
#琉璃制作# #电视剧琉璃# 【导演特辑】亲身考察取景地，深挖故事的意义。漫漫征程，走心之旅，感谢导演@尹涛导演 #麦贯之# 的倾心制作[打call]
tAUEEUCQ
[# coloured glaze production # # # show coloured glaze personally inspect photo-op, director of special 】 【 dig the meaning of the story. The long journey and go trip, thanks to the director of # @ # MaiGuan Yin Tao director fall in love to make [play call] < br > tAUEEUCQ]
小野妹子学吐槽：
我的天，我的宝藏男孩权志龙和茶π @农夫山泉茶派 合作的最新广告大片也太炫了吧！！看完了觉得权志龙自成一派的态度和茶π #经典茶饮，自成一派# 的理念真的好搭！权志龙和农夫山泉强强联手，我们也和茶π一起打破所有界限，享受丰富多彩的生活！
tAUfHkOe
tAUQGag
[My god, I treasure boy gd and PI @ nongfu spring tea cooperation the latest blockbuster advertising has the coolest person ever!! Finished watching think gd sui generis attitude and PI # classic tea drink, sui generis # idea is really good! Gd and nongfu spring big mergers, we also with tea PI to break all bounds, enjoy the colorful life! < br > tAUfHkOe < br > tAUQGag]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
CSDN：
一起来聊聊你在开发应用时都踩过哪些坑吧！[来][来][来]
[Together to talk about when you were in the development and application are stepping on which the pit! [to] [to] [to]]
专业的中文 IT 技术社区，与千万技术人共成长。
新浪新闻客户端：
#男友吵架后跳河潜泳回家#【男子嫌女友唠叨假装跳河，实则潜泳回家看电视】湖北一对情侣在河边吵架，男子一气之下挣脱女友拉扯，跳河“轻生”。女友吓得嚎啕大哭，闻讯赶来的男子母亲几度哭晕。组织救援的民警忙活了大半晚上也没发现人影，就在快要绝望的时候，有路人告诉民警“轻生”男子早已偷偷从别...全文： m.weibo
[# # quarrel jump river diving home after the mans girlfriend nagging pretending to jump river, but in fact diving go home and watch TV 】 hubei couple quarrel along the river bank, a man in a pet free girlfriend pulling, jump river suicide. His girlfriend frighten wail aloud to weep aloud, rushed to the mens mother cried several dizzy. Organize rescue police work most of the night also didnt find figure, as almost desperate, a passerby told police suicide man already secretly from dont... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【年以来最大洪水 #乐山大佛佛脚被淹#】月日早上，据四川乐山水文局预报，青衣江夹江水文站月日时分，洪峰水位.米，洪峰流量立方米每秒，洪水重现期年一遇，为年有水文记录以来的最大洪水。乐山月日时启动I级防汛应急响应。乐山大佛平台被淹没，洪水淹至大佛脚底板，...全文： m.weibo
[The biggest since the flood # # leshan giant Buddha resort submerged on Monday morning, according to the sichuan leshan waterway bureau forecast, qingyi river hydrologic date of branching channel, flood peak level. Meters and cubic meters per second of the peak flow, flood revives QiNian once, had the biggest flood hydrology record for years. Leshan start February nd grade I flood control and emergency response. Leshan giant Buddha is submerged platform, the flooding to the big Buddha feet,... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
汽车之家：
嘤嘤嘤，#汽车工厂#萌神驾到～长得倒是很像《太空漫游指南》的“团宠”马文？而且，小机器人的智商也毫不逊色，上奇葩说估计能拿个BBKING～不信？来现场调戏一下就知道了！长沙国际会展中心W馆 镇馆之宝需要一场辩论 挺急的，你快点来～#中国汽车新消费论坛#同步进行中～
[Breaks down melody, girl ~ # # automobile factory of god looks is very like the space Odysseys guide to the pet Marvin? And small robot intelligence also no less, wonderful work on said estimates can take a BBKING ~ or not? The flirt to spot! Changsha international convention and exhibition center W pavilion, very urgent need a debate, you hurry up to China ~ # new auto consumption BBS ~ # synchronously]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
优酷：
#电影怪物先生# 曝光终极预告，双帝后阵容对峙，两极世界即将迎来终极一战，开启奇幻世界的新奇冒险！电影将于今日下午点优酷全网首播，人怪大战，怪力全开！#怪兽制燥# tAUEEfjE
[# # Mr Movie monsters exposure ultimate forecast, double after emperor line-up confrontation, the world will soon celebrate the ultimate battle between, open the fantasy world of new adventure! Film will today afternoon point youku tech-oriented premiere, war people blame, blame full-on! # # dry tAUEEfjE monster system]
汽车之家：
亿福利已备好！
今晚： #汽车之家全球汽车夜# 就等你来！
晚会玩法全揭秘，辆新车元抢，更有亿福利送不停！
梦想好车元购，买车就来！
今晚，我们不见不散~！
[Million welfare has been ready! < br > tonight home of the global car night # # cars is waiting for you! < br > the party play tell-all, new car yuan, more than benefits to send constantly! < br > good dream car yuan to buy, buy a car will come! < br > this evening, we be there or be square ~! ]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
南方都市报：
【中国铁建：公司董事长陈奋健月日不幸逝世，沉痛哀悼】#中国铁建公告董事长陈奋健逝世#月日，据中国铁建股份有限公司官网发布重大事项公告通函，该公司董事长陈奋健先生于年月日不幸逝世。陈奋健自年起任中国铁建董事长、执行董事、党委书记及董事会提名委员会主席。公司对其不幸逝...全文： m.weibo
[[China railway construction chairman of the board of directors of the company Chen Fenjian died February nd, mourned] #, chairman of the China railway construction announcement # Chen Fenjian died June , according to the major issues of the China railway construction co., LTD. Website announcement circular letter, the companys chairman Mr Chen Fenjian died on date. Chen Fenjian since years as chairman, executive director of the China railway construction, secretary of the party committee and the nomination committee of the board chairman. Company to the unfortunate death... The full text m. eibo]
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小米手机：
屏幕是用户体验的第一道关。作为首款支持原生bit显示的小米手机，#小米至尊纪念版# 可实现超亿色的超丰富色彩显示。
那什么是bit色深？相比常规bit屏幕有多大升级？戳文章详细了解屏幕色深的作用。 tAUEBdi
[The screen is the first thing the user experience. As the first support native bit shows that the millet mobile phone, ultimate edition # # millet can realize chaoyi super colorful display of color. < br > what is bit dark? Compared with conventional bit screen how to upgrade? Poke the article details the screen color depth. tAUEBdi]
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青年时报：
【#舞蹈老师教小女孩美容式擦眼泪#[兔子]】近日，陕西西安，一网友分享了一段老师安慰哭泣小女孩的视频。小女孩练舞时不停抹泪，老师见后上前安慰，并示范擦眼泪的“正确姿势”。小女孩果然转移了注意力，停止了哭泣。网友：踩着节拍擦眼泪，一猜就是舞蹈老师教的。（人民视频）tAUTHp
[【 # dance teacher to teach the little girl beauty type wiping away tears # [rabbit]] recently, xi an, a net friend to share a teacher told weeping girl video. Practice dance when the little girl kept wiping tears, see the teacher after consoled, to demonstrate the correct posture of wiping away tears. The little girl was distracted by and stopped crying. Net friend standing on the beat wiping away tears, a guess is the dance teacher. TAUTHp video (people)]
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平安北京：
【北京市公安局举办“北京榜样·最美警察”第一季“抗击疫情”主题宣传活动】
tAUEBMdp
[The hosting of the Beijing municipal public security bureau model, the most beautiful Beijing police in the first quarter outbreak theme campaign] < br > tAUEBMdp]
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