刘彦斌：
刚才一个人问我：什么是流动性外溢？我回答说：比如拉裤兜子、尿裤子，就是流动性外溢！
[Just a man asked me, what is the liquidity surplus? I answered such as trouser pocket, urine trousers, is the liquidity surplus! ]
南方都市报：
【[熊猫]#大熊猫国家公园将在今年年底建成# 你会去吗？[鼓掌]】大熊猫国家公园跨四川、陕西、甘肃三省，总面积平方公里，是我国首批以单一物种为核心，并在其主要栖息地整合设立的国家公园。@央视网快看 tAEsodZ
[[[pandas] # # pandas national park will be completed by the end of the year, where would you go? [applause.]] panda park across sichuan, shaanxi and gansu provinces, with an area of square kilometers, is the first in China to a single species as the core, and set up the national park in the main habitat integration. Look at tAEsodZ @ CCTV network]
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新浪新闻客户端：
【微信封杀部分虚拟支付业务 数亿用户将受影响】继微信小程序之后，公众号也开始禁止虚拟支付业务。近日，微信公众平台发布《关于规范公众号内虚拟支付行为的公告》称，基于iOS对开发者的管理规范，微信公众号内暂不支持iOS端虚拟支付业务↓↓哪些情况将被封杀？哪些用户将受限制？详戳↓↓...全文： m.weibo
[【 micro envelope kill hundreds of millions of users will be affected part virtual pay business 】 after WeChat small procedures, the public also banned virtual payment business. Recently, WeChat public platform, issued the notice on regulating the behavior of public number within the virtual payment , according to management specification based on iOS developers, WeChat public, temporarily does not support iOS virtual payment left side what is left will be banned? Which users will be restricted? Detailed stamp left left... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【张文宏最怕的事还是发生了！印度新冠疫情严峻】截至当地时间月日上午，印度卫生部官方网站公布的最新数据显示，印度新冠肺炎确诊病例已升至例。最严重的马哈拉施特拉邦确诊病例和登记死亡人数已经超过中国，确诊累计达例，死亡达例↓↓月初张文宏医生曾透最担心是事↓↓...全文： m.weibo
[【 wen-hong zhang most afraid of things still happen! India new crown epidemic severe 】 by the local time on Monday morning, Indias health ministry, according to the latest figures on the official website of Indias new crown pneumonia confirmed cases had risen to. The worst maharashtra confirmed cases and deaths registration has more than China, total of confirmed cases, death of patients with left left early wen-hong zhang doctors had been through the most worried about is what left left... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
冷笑话精选：
夏天你最想去旅游的地方是哪里？
[Do you want to go to the summer place is where? ]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：
看图说话：我觉得我画的没问题#蔡徐坤[超话]#
[Based on the information I think I did ok #, CAI xu [ultra words] #]
微博搞笑排行榜：
你做过#最奇怪的工作#是什么
__________________________________
[You do what is the strangest job # # < br > __________________________________]
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新浪新闻客户端：
#枕边时刻#朋友送了你最想要的礼物是什么体验？#年中狂欢提前领钱#
[# # pillow moment friend gave you want the gift what is experience? # # years carnival brought the money in advance]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
但斌：
慢
作者：川美
我们也来说说慢吧
之前说了太多的快啊
说着快时，牙齿都跑丢了
现在，我们勒紧缰绳
让思想的野马在身体的草原上收住蹄子
让身体回到光阴丰沛的源头
让草木重新发芽，花朵含苞待放
让雨回到雾，雾回到云，云回到不知云为何物
而我们，各自回到出发地
记起尘世的诸般憾事，在黑暗中彼此寻...全文： m.weibo
[Slow < br > the author sichuan beauty < br > < br > we also talk about the slow for < br > said before too much faster < br > when you say, the fast, lost teeth run < br > now, we have reined in < br > let thoughts of wild horses in the grasslands of body admitted hoof < br > let the body back to the time abundant source of < br > let grass sprout again, flowers in bud < br > let the rain back to the fog, fog back to cloud, cloud to cloud was < br > and we, their back to the starting point of the < br > remember this world of shame, find each other in the dark... The full text m. eibo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷：
由@邓家佳 @张新成 主演的#回廊亭#今日杀青，本剧改编自东野圭吾推理小说《回廊亭杀人事件》，上线后将在#悬疑剧场# 和大家见面，先来波剧照解解馋吧[太开心][太开心]
[Starring @ jiajia deng @ xin-cheng zhang booth # # corridors beginning today, the play is adapted from tolo keigo mystery novels cloister pavilion killings, after the launch will be in the # # suspenseful theatre and meet you, first to wave still solution snack [quite happy] [quite happy]]
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#被结婚女子结婚离婚记录已撤销#】月日，针对“女子登记结婚发现‘被结婚’”一事，河北保定唐县民政局称将撤销错误登记婚姻关系。年月，广西苏女士在当地登记结婚时被告知年在河北保定“被结婚”后“被离婚”。苏女士称，当年自己未到过保定。随后联想到曾丢过身份证。之后，因保定民政...全文： m.weibo
[【 # be married woman to marry divorce records had withdrawn #] month day, for married women found by marriage, the civil affairs bureau of hebei baoding volunteers said will undo the wrong marriage registration. Years, guangxi were told at the time of the marriage registered in the local ms after years in hebei baoding married is divorce. When oneself not to baoding, said ms su. Then associate had lost his identity card. Later, because of baoding home... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
但斌：
我是我
作者：谷川俊太郎 [日]
我知道自己是谁
虽然现在我在这里
说不定马上就会消失
即使消失我还是我
但我是不是我也无所谓
我是少量的草
也许有点像鱼
虽说不知道名字
也是笨重闪耀的矿石
然而不用说我也几乎就是你
即使忘却也不会消失
我是被反复的旋律
心有余悸地踏上你心律的节拍
从光年的...全文： m.weibo
[I am < br > the author GuChuanJun aso [date] < br > < br > I know who you are < br > although now I am here < br > maybe will disappear immediately disappear < br > even if I was I < br > but it doesnt matter if I was I < br > < br > < br > maybe I was a small amount of grass is a bit like a fish although < br > < br > dont know the name is bulky shining ore < br > but needless to say, I also almost is you < br > < br > does not disappear forget < br > I was repeatedly melody < br > concerned on your heart beats < br > from light years... The full text m. eibo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新浪汽车：
#新车情报局# 【真皮变合成皮 蔚来ES最新内饰图曝光】近日，蔚来将旗下车型标配的座椅内饰材质由原来的真皮更改为巴斯夫的Haptex合成皮。该解决方案将有效降低VOC含量并减少异味，提高车内空气质量。据悉，Haptex合成皮将最先用于配置升级的蔚来ES。
[# # new cia 【 synthetic leather wei to ES the latest interior leather change exposure 】 recently, wei to its standard seat interior materials from leather changed to basf Haptex synthetic leather. The solution will effectively reduce the VOC content and reduce odor, improve the quality of the air inside the car. It is reported, Haptex synthetic leather will be the first to configure upgrade wei to ES. ]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
南方都市报：
【#男子将赃物藏派出所被逮# 以为“最安全” [允悲]】月日，重庆。近日，一小偷盗走路边车内约元现金，但不敢将其存银行，又不敢一次性用完，索性将赃款藏在“最安全的地方”——派出所花园旁。因小偷每天都去查看和取用赃款，被警察连人带钱抓个正着。沸点视频tAefRnP
[【 # # man hid stolen police station caught thought the safest [allow sad]] month day, chongqing. Recently, a thief stole from the side of the road about RMB cash inside the car, but did not dare to save its Banks, and were afraid to one-off exhausted, straight-tempered hide money in the safest place - police station beside the garden. Because the thief to check every day and take the money, people with money caught by the police. Boiling point video tAefRnP]
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微博搞笑排行榜：
#最奇怪的工作# 参与讨论，说说你做过最奇怪的工作，领红包！🧧 tADLxGo
[The strangest job # # in the discussion, what youve done the most strange work, get a red envelope! 🧧 tADLxGo]
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