2020年6月30日星期二

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南方都市报:
    【男司机爆胎路边默默哭泣,#女司机分钟徒手帮换胎#[作揖]】近日,杭州街头发生暖心的一幕。车主王先生最近常常加班,加上与老婆分居,好久没见到儿子了。当天赶着回家给儿子过生日,没想到半路却爆胎了。不知如何处理的王先生,坐在路边十分崩溃。所幸,一名路过的红衣女子出手相助,不到分钟就帮...全文: m.weibo ​
[The male driver flat tire roadside SOB, # # the driver minutes with his bare hands to help change tire [bowing]] recently, warm heart is hangzhou street scene. Owner wang recently often work overtime, add and his wife separated, I havent seen his son. Rushing home to his sons birthday that day, I didnt think halfway have a flat tire. I dont know how to deal with Mr Wang, sitting on the side of the road is very collapse. Fortunately, a passing woman in red to help, within minutes to help... The full text m. eibo]

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    一个经历,改变一个想法
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[An experience, to change an idea < br > _________________________________]

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汽车之家:
    #夜福利# Taycan 款 Taycan Turbo~ ​
[Paragraph # # night welfare Taycan Taycan Turbo ~]

汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台,为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务,助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能,建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈,建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈,正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车,都回汽车之家。

优酷:
    它好像在问我“瓜保不保熟” ​
[It seemed to be asking me melon with not familiar]

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【青岛#老太拒绝送走咬人宠物狗#:相依为命,送走狗我就不活了】近日,山东青岛。某小区内哈士奇扑向小孩,一家长以身相挡亦被咬伤。小区居委张主任称,老太与狗相依为命,“说送走狗就她不活了”,提出赔偿每人元。因赔偿达不到伤者要求,协商失败。tALsTf ​
[The Qingdao # # woman refused to go bite dog stray, sending lackeys I wont live 】 recently, Qingdao in shandong. A husky pouncing on children in the district, the block was bitten by a parent to phase. Community rc zhang said that she lived alone with a dog, said sending lackeys will she doesnt live, put forward compensation yuan per person. To compensate for short of the injured, negotiations fail. tALsTf]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

但斌:
    新能源汽车龙头,再穿历史新高!如果这个季度再盈利,就连续四个季度了![心][鲜花] ​
[New energy vehicles, wear a record again! If the quarter earnings, four quarters in a row! [heart] [a flower]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

南方都市报:
    【深圳光明网红盘被质疑捆绑销售空调,合同条款及经销商资质存疑】近日,深圳光明区网红盘金融街华发融御华府再引风波。多位获得购房资格的“幸运儿”称,在签房屋预售合同前,被开发商捆绑销售空调。该小区房只能安装中央空调,如不选择开发商提供的空调商,则需在收到精装新房后打掉吊顶重装。对此开...全文: m.weibo ​
[[shenzhen kwangmyong New Year quotation has been questioned by bundling air conditioning, the terms of the contract and distributor qualification in doubt 】 recently, shenzhen guangming district net New Year quotation financial street huafa imperial Washington led the wave again. A number of qualification for the purchase of lucky, said before sign the house opens to booking a contract by developers bundling air conditioning. The community room can only install the central air conditioning, if you dont choose the developers to provide air conditioning contractor, after receiving the hardcover bridal chamber is needed hit condole top heavy. This open... The full text m. eibo]

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新浪汽车:
    #新车情报局# 【海外媒体曝光了两张日产全新小型SUV的预告图】根据外媒的报道称,该车或将定名Magnite,专为印度市场推出,采用CMF-A平台打造,并使用日产最新的设计语言,级别定位要比劲客更低。如此一来,该车将成为日产旗下最新的入门级SUV车型。同时据此前消息显示,该车将在今年月份正式亮相,但...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # new cia [overseas media exposes two nissan preview of A new small SUV figure 】 according to foreign media reports, the car or the name Magnite, designed for the Indian market, the CMF - A platform to build, and use the nissans latest design language, level positioning than strength is lower. In this way, the car will become the nissans new entry-level SUV models. According to previous messages at the same time, the car will be unveiled in this year, but... The full text m. eibo]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

新浪新闻客户端:
    【#日本八旬母亲勒死岁失业儿子# 因二人经常发生口角】据日媒报道,日晚,岁的小林麻理子趁岁儿子小林洋一酩酊大醉在房中睡觉时,用电线将儿子活活勒死。小林麻理子在一小时后报警,称自己杀死了儿子,警方赶到后发现倒地不起的小林洋一,将他送去医院,但最终抢救无效死亡。警方以故意杀人罪...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 choke years unemployed son # # Japan s mother] arguing two people often, according to Japanese media reports Friday night, at the age of xiaolin MIT while old sons xiao Lin the drunk when sleeping in the room, the son alive with wire strangled. Kobayashi MIT after an hour in a report to the police, said his son, killed the police arrived at the kobayashi found collapses after foreign one, will send him to the hospital, but eventually died. The police with murder... The full text m. eibo]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【#华裔女子遭加拿大骑警殴打踩头# 多万人集体请愿】近日,一名加拿大骑警被控在一月份虐待华裔女子。监控视频显示华裔女子被骑警拖拽头发从房间拖到大厅,随后她甚至遭到骑警暴力踩头,甚至还踢了她的腹部↓↓事后该女生身上多处瘀伤,然而骑警却如此辩解↓↓现场监控视频↓↓tAyvWtJd ​
[【 # chinese-american woman by the Canadian mounted police beating on head # ten thousand more collective petition 】 recently, a Canadian mounted police accused of abuse of Chinese women in January. Surveillance video shows that Chinese women are the trooper drag and drop a hair from the room into the hall, and then she was mounted police violence on the head, even even kicked her abdomen left left after the girls body several bruises, ranger, however, argue that left left the scene monitoring video left left tAyvWtJd]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

微博时尚:
    #吴晓波新国货首发#@吴晓波 直播首秀战报出炉,首场直播话题阅读量万,讨论量.万,总交易额万![憧憬] 多种预热玩法引爆流量,更有惊喜嘉宾助阵~下次会不会有时尚美妆的国货产品出现在直播间呢[挤眼]期待喔![羞嗒嗒][羞嗒嗒][羞嗒嗒] ​
[New air starting # @ # xiao-bo wu xiao-bo wu live debut battle report, the first live topic reading quantity, discuss quantity., total transactions over! [hope] a variety of preheating play set off traffic, more surprise guest * ~ next time will have fashionable beauty makeup air products appear in the studio? [eye] are looking forward to! [shame clicking] [shame clicking] [shame clicking]]

微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域

但斌:
    华为轮值董事长郭平:后疫情时代,G加速全社会数字化转型tAyvOno ​
[Huaweis chairman Guo Ping the outbreak era, G acceleration tAyvOno digital transformation of the whole society]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

卢健生:
    [good][good]@来去之间[good][good]
[[good] [good] @ come and go between [good] [good]]

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但斌:
    十年来首次!再贴现利率迎下调,或成重要政策工具tAyvOHUt ​
[For the first time in ten years! Discount interest rate cut, or into tAyvOHUt important policy tool]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

卢健生:
    参与对话的官员说,普京就像是一位象棋大师,特朗普就是一个业余爱好者。😂
[Participate in the dialogue, said the official, Mr Putin is like a chess master, trump is an amateur. 😂]

Z CAM 首席执行官

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