南方都市报：
#晚间分享#【现场视频！#哈工大百年校庆无人机表演#】今天@哈尔滨工业大学 迎来百年校庆，酷炫的无人机编队飞行表演引来同学们的阵阵欢呼。戳↓↓网友：来自理工科的浪漫~tAZArs
[Share # # night [live video! # # Harbin institute of unmanned aerial vehicle (uav) show marking the one hundredth founding anniversary 】 today @ Harbin industrial university in one hundred anniversary, cool performance of uav formation flight drew the cheers of the students. Stamp left left netizen romantic ~ tAZArs from science and engineering]
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小野妹子学吐槽：
生活态度：
[Attitude to life]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
南方都市报：
【美国警察再被曝暴力执法，一非裔女子因移动路障被摔，致锁骨骨折】美国白人警察暴力执法致非裔男子死亡而引起的全美抗议活动持续之际，又曝出一起非裔遭警察暴力执法的事件。据央视新闻报道，美媒曝光的一段视频显示，当地时间月日凌晨，美国亚特兰大市警察在执法过程中，致一名非洲裔女子锁骨骨...全文： m.weibo
[The police again had violence law enforcement in the United States, an African-American woman because mobile barricade was cast, to a broken collarbone 】 white American police violence law enforcement to African man death caused protests continue across the country, and showed the African violence law enforcement by the police for the event together. According to CCTV news report, the United States, according to a video media exposure on day in the morning, local time the Atlantic city police in the process of law enforcement, to an African woman clavicular bone... The full text m. eibo]
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冷笑话精选：
[心]@時時耶：[泪][泪][泪]一定会有纯粹的喜欢@仁慈未够你是我唯一想要的了解。
[[heart] @ always [tears] [tears] [tears] there must be a pure like @ kindness is not enough for you is the only thing I want to know.]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
元气满满新沐瞳：
@优酷优酷联合@猫耳FM 特别推出#师爷请自重#叫早小剧场《唐天远の叫早》，小懒虫们，明早让唐天远喊你起床吧~[礼物]关注@优酷 并转发，抽位宝贝，每人送出随机周边一份(签名照手机壳帆布袋）
[@ youku youku launch joint @ cat ears FM # # touts please self-respect morning call small theater Tang Tianyuan の called back, the little slacker, let Tang Tianyuan shout you get up tomorrow morning ~ [present] focus @ youku and forwarding, draw a baby, each sent out random surrounding a autographed (following from canvas bag)]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
小野妹子学吐槽：
你花费时间最多的爱好是：_____。
[You spend most time hobby is _____. ]
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新浪汽车：
#杨超越吐槽司机开远光灯# 远光狗真的hin烦人有没有！[鄙视]晚上开车遇到远光狗你都怎么办？#车迷夜聊# tAJFze
[Man high beam # # Mr Yang is more fun in the dog have hin really annoying! [despise] meet in dog you are driving at night? # # fans night chat tAJFze]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
南方都市报：
【钟南山：新冠疫苗最早秋天或年底可作应急用，已有种在临床试验】近日，钟南山院士在一个直播节目中提到，新冠疫苗最早在今年秋天或年底可作为应急使用。
月日，钟南山院士和李兰娟院士应邀出席一医疗健康节目直播。直播中，钟南山院士提到，新冠病毒达到自然免疫的程度，是要在一个国家%至%的...全文： m.weibo
[[zhong new crown vaccine as early as late autumn or can be used for emergency, existing in the clinical trials 】 recently, zhong academician in a live television, new crown vaccine as early as this fall or at the end of the year can be used as emergency. < br > month, academicians and lan-juan li academician zhong nanshan was invited to attend a live health care programs. Live, academician zhong nanshan, a new virus reach the level of natural immune, crown is in one country to % %... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
#深夜大明白#【Ted科普：为什么我们不消灭蚊子？】马上迎来盛夏，又到了蚊子最猖獗的时期。蚊子这种生物除了传播病菌、带来叮咬后的痛痒之外，最令人讨厌的，莫过于晚上睡觉时总在耳边飞来飞去[怒]那么，作为最烦人的生物之一，为什么一直没有被我们消灭呢？
在这支短科普里，蚊子的历史、会传播什么...全文： m.weibo
[# # the night big understand [Ted science why dont we kill mosquitoes? In summer, and the mosquito is the most rampant period. This creature except for spreading germs, mosquito bites of the difficulties brought by, most annoying, is always in his ears when he goes to bed at night flying [anger] so, as one of the most annoying, why we have not been eliminated? < br > < br > in this short science, mosquitos history, what would spread... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
卢健生：
老師，要請攝影助理嗎？@flypig绝望了，又录了一个小时，摄影机开了，结果声音输入选错了，没录下声音来。疯掉了。
[The teacher, to please photography assistant? @ flypig despair and recorded for an hour, the camera opened, and the results sound input the wrong choice not to record sound. Crazy.]
Z CAM 首席执行官
但斌：
[赞][握手][心]@GTR好厉害吗但总总能带来正能量。我们都应该尊重不同，而不是攻击。
[Shook hands [who] [] [heart] @ GTR very fierce? But always bring positive energy. We all should respect for different, rather than attack.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
@遇见农夫只能说她缺乏儿孙满堂这种体验，但人家更多的体验，常人没有体验过。人间的丰富多彩，正是由不同生活方式的人组成，无所谓成功或失败。
[@ met the farmer can only say that she lacks of progeny that experience, but the somebody else more experiences, people and experience. The riches of the earth, is composed of people in different way of life, dont care success or failure.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
@任仁雄南方大暴雨，非瘟病毒顺着雨水漂流，猪企和养殖户防控压力巨大。🙏🙏🙏
[@ Ren Renxiong southern torrential rain, the wen virus drift down the rain, the pig and farmers prevention and control pressure. 🙏 🙏 🙏]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
@任仁雄[允悲][允悲]
[@ Ren Renxiong [allow sad] [allow sad]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#的哥提醒乘客系安全带反遭暴打#，警方已介入】月日，深圳一出租车司机遭两名乘客殴打。车内监控显示，两名男子捶打司机头部，后座男子甚至锁其脖颈。出租车公司回应，当时司机提醒乘客系安全带，两人因此不满而大打出手。经鉴定司机为轻伤一级，警方已介入。tAyLI
[【 # brother reminded passengers wear seat belts were suddenly and violently dozen #, police have intervention] month day, shenzhen is a taxi driver beating of two passengers. Vehicle monitoring, according to two men beat the driver in the head, back man even lock their neck. Taxi companies respond when the driver remind passengers wear seat belts, two people therefore font-row discontent. Identified the driver for the minor level, the police have to intervene. tAyLI]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
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