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新闻晨报：
【#杨丽萍 评论# “一个女人最大的失败是没一个儿女”你怎么看？】近日，杨丽萍社交账号下一评论引热议，“一个女人最大的失败是没一个儿女，所谓活出了自己都是蒙人的，即使你再美再优秀都是逃不过岁月的摧残，到了岁，儿孙满堂那种天伦之乐。”而且该评论已经收获了过万的点赞数。对此，#戚薇发文#
[【 # # Yang liping comments the biggest failure of a woman is not a children what do you think? Recently, Yang liping social account under review, a womans biggest failure is not one of her children, the so-called live out of people, even if you again beautiful again good is escapes the years, by age, of progeny that kind of happiness. And the comments have been gained on the number of thumb up. To this, # # stephy dispatch]
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锦鲤大王：
晚安周日[锦鲤][月亮]
财神下凡来报到 , 层层好运身边绕哟。Ｏ。ｏ〇。〇Ｏｏ。。* 。Ｏ。ｏ〇。〇Ｏ。Ｏ。ｏ。Ｏ。ｏ〇。〇Ｏｏ。。Ｏ。Ｏ。ｏ〇。〇Ｏｏ。
[Good night on Sunday [brocade carp] [moon] < br > < br > the god of wealth descent to report, layer upon layer around good luck around yo. O. O . Oo.. *. O. O . O. O. O. O. O . Oo.. O. O. O . Oo. ]
愿望交给锦鲤，你就只管努力就好…………………【合作WX】lin_ojoj 【广告WX】tox_jia【神秘淘宝】 搜店铺名：锦鲤大王 ~~锦鲤图原作者 Jill johansen
饭圈一姐蔡根花：
#天天向上# 你的美食心愿清单，王一博来为你实现！你的美食博主已上线[耶]小美食～赶紧“束手就擒”吧！耶啵的大口已为你们张开[哈哈][阴险]电视机前排排坐～记得拿个塑料袋接住你们的口水！深夜安利来喽[馋嘴]
[# # day day up your food wish list, yi-bo wang to achieve for you! Your food bloggers have launched [and] the food ~ to surrender! Boh mouth has been opened for you (ha ha) [insidious] in front of the TV blouses sit ~ remember to take a plastic bag by your saliva! Heres the night amway [available]]
综艺插班生：
#邓伦男团制服# 今晚的邓伦也太帅了，一身蓝色制服真的不要太亮眼，简直行走的衣服架子！男团出道，伦哥可以考虑一下[憧憬][憧憬]
#邓伦回眸邪魅一笑#
[# # Deng Lun - uniform Deng Lun tonight is too handsome, a blue uniform is really not too bright eye, can walk clothes rack! Also debut, Aaron consider [hope] [hope] < br > # Deng Lun evil spirits laugh at #]
综艺插班生
青春有你2-乃万：
不，你们还是叫奶粉，不叫万菜，不叫，不叫。
买归买，乖，咱不换名。
[No, you should call milk powder, not food, dont call, dont call. < br > to buy to buy, lovely, I dont change name. ]
商务合作联系邮箱ludio@wr-oc
娱乐揭秘蜀黍：
一男子突然冲上台下跪向迪丽热巴求婚，汪涵迅速抓住他的手，大张伟立即把热巴拉到身后护着，幸好大家反应够快，据说这位男子还曾经两次向王珞丹求婚？？？
#男观众冲上舞台向迪丽热巴求婚##汪涵反应速度#
[A man suddenly kneel rush on to propose to Dillon hot bar, Wang Han grabbed him by the hand, with the kid immediately behind the hot to barak, fortunately everyone react fast enough, it is said that the man had two proposed to king been Dan??????? < br > # male audience on the stage to propose to Dillon heat the # # # Wang Han reaction speed]
有瓜一起吃，有料一起享
星娱酱：
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈原来#雷佳音是杨超越的粉丝#，还说从开始到成团杨超越的每一期都看过，看雷佳音见到杨超越激动的都破音了，粉丝实锤了[笑cry]tAvQT
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha # # mine better sound is Mr Yang, the fans and Yang chao said from the beginning to the clouds, the more each issue has read, see mine better see Mr Yang, the more excited sound hissing sound, fan [laugh cry] tAvQT compaction hammer]
如果杜拉：
直播事故出现，顺畅地掩盖过去是优秀的危机公关。
比如这次直播，涵哥握住骚扰者的手，语言圆场；大老师借站位方便直接隔开女嘉宾；staff第一时间上台拉人走；女嘉宾很镇定跟着涵哥的话顺着圆场；导播切到别的镜头；枫哥、一博、天鹤这些站位较远的人也没有关心则乱、强行插入有大动作或者用麦克风说话
[Accidents occur, live smoothly cover is good crisis public relations in the past. < br > this live, for example, contain the elder brothers hand holding the harasser, language chin; The big teacher borrow stance convenient directly separated by female guest; The staff in the first place came to pull people walk; Female guest is calm following the elder brother of the culvert along the chin; A director cut to other lens; Maple elder brother, a blogger, people who work far day these crane stance also does not care about, to insert some big action or use the microphone to speak]
你也网上冲浪吗🏄
王牌星探：
#孟美岐爆录告别曲大哭# 这才是女生最真实的情感[摊手]孟美岐一向重感情，山支会长大的，不哭[抱抱]#王牌星探#
[# # meng mei toki detonation record the farewell song cry that is girls real emotional [stand hand] meng mei toki always heavy sentiment, grew up mountain branch, dont cry. [hug] # # ace agent]
知名娱乐博主
湖南卫视出手吧兄弟：
#出手吧兄弟##王一博如果青春是一颗种子# 如果青春是一颗种子，我们要将它播种在祖国的大地上，浇灌希望[心]正能量艺人@UNIQ-王一博 用青春实力诠释“让流量配得上正能量”。[赞]
[# # # face me brother yi-bo wang if youth is a seed # if youth is a seed, we are going to sow it on the earth of the motherland, irrigate hope [heart] positive energy artists @ UNIQ - with a youthful strength yi-bo wang interpretation let traffic deserve positive energy. [who]]
月日晚，湖南卫视“芒果扶贫云超市”大直播！和天天兄弟一起“该出手时就出手！
番茄娱乐：
#创排名# 本周最新排名：
~：希林娜依高 郑乃馨 陈卓璇 赵粤 张艺凡 刘些宁 王艺瑾
~：徐艺洋 姜贞羽 林君怡 孙珍妮 姚慧 苏芮琪 胡佳馨 许潇晗 陈珂 拉娜 田京凡 #创造营#
[# and ranked # this week the latest rankings < br > ~ bush Lin Nayi high Zheng Naixin Chen Zhuoxuan zhao yue Zhang Yifan some liu ning yijin wang < br > ~ Xu Yiyang Jiang Zhenyu jyun-yi Lin Sun Zhenni Yao Hui suri qi Hu Jiaxin Xu Xiao Han Chen Ke Lana # # tian jing who create camp]
知名综艺博主
人民日报：
【夜读：当你身处低谷，请做好这件事】你是如何走过人生低谷的？一个很有意思的回答是：“多走几步。”是的，努力多走几步，才能跨过低谷：接纳自己，调整好心态；直面困境，对生活保持信心；鼓励自己，尽心努力做好当下的事。人生漫长，虽然身在低谷，仍然可以仰望星空。一切都会好起来的，加油！
[The night, when you are in the trough, please do it 】 how do you walk through life trough? An interesting answer walk. Yes, try to walk more, ability across the bottom accepting yourself, adjust good state of mind; To face the dilemma, keep confidence for life; Encourage yourself, with work at the moment. Life is long, although the body is in the trough, can still look up at the starry sky. Everything will be ok, come on! ]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
时代少年团-宋亚轩：
今日弹唱
#爱豆能量月#🎹#锁住六月# tAquAf tAqBFE
[Attacks today < br > < br > # love bean energy on # # # 🎹 locks in June tAquAf tAqBFE]
时代少年团组合成员 宋亚轩
新浪娱乐：
#小浪尬聊室# 杨丽萍没结婚没生子被网友说是失败的，“一个女人最大的失败是没一个儿女”，戚薇发文表示“我们早就不是生育工具了”；李若彤发文表示不要因年纪和别人的目光草率决定自己的人生，要学会懂得尊重别人的决定；陈德容发文称自身价值不需要別人来定义。你们觉得#什么样的女性算得上成功#？
[# # small waves as chat room, Yang liping not married no children by netizens say failure, a womans biggest failure is not one of her children, stephy post said we would have not reproductive tool; Night post said dont because of age and others look sloppy decided to your life, you must learn to respect others decisions; Vivian said his value dont need to be defined. What do you think what kind of women is successful # #? ]
新浪娱乐
数据化管理：
我国人均存款最多的城市是北京，上海，深圳和厦门市，猜猜哪个城市人均存款最多？该城市人均存款.万#数据化管理的微调查##有意思的统计数据# tAVZQZ
[Per capita deposits in the most populous city is Beijing, Shanghai, shenzhen and xiamen, guess which most urban per capita deposits? The citys per capita deposits. # m digital management of micro survey # # # interesting statistics tAVZQZ]
数据化管理咨询顾问|及培训师。《数据化管理：洞悉零售及电子商务运营》作者。商务开发QQ：
古天乐：
炎熱狀態
踏入六月之後，
整個城市的氣氛都變了，
那種無法對抗的濕熱天氣，
又再一次影響著所有都市人，
不管科技有多先進，
大自然只要有少許變動，
人類仍是處於非常被動的狀態。
[Hot state < br > < br > after entering June, < br > the whole atmosphere of the city changed, < br > the kind of hot and humid weather, no match for the < br > and influencing all city people again, < br > no matter how advanced the technology, < br > as long as there is a little change nature, < br > human remains in a very passive state. ]
古仔
央视新闻：
#央视专访张伟丽#【#张伟丽如何做到不喝可乐不吃火锅#？】张伟丽：“台上我想赢想当冠军，练武的人都希望拿天下第一。台下我喜欢搞笑，生活里很女孩。我喜欢吃甜食冷饮，刚开始训练时会偷喝可乐。但现在不会了，因为小细节堆多了就是大问题了。”怎么才能忍住？张伟丽说，想想你的对手。
[# # # the CCTV interview zhang weili [zhang weili how do not drink coke # dont eat hot pot? Zhang weili on the stage I want to win want to be a champion, now people want to take the first day. The scenes I like funny, life is a girl. I like to eat sweet food cold drinks, just started training when they drink coke. But not now, because of the small details more heap is big problem. How can I resist? Said zhang weili, think about your opponent. ]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
八组吃瓜蜀黍：
#陈数发声# 网友评论杨丽萍发布的生活视频：“一个女人最大的失败是没一个儿女。”引起了大众的广泛讨论，对此，陈数用#谁说我结不了婚#剧中台词发文回答“女人的价值就是用来生儿育女的吗？不是！”，姐姐真的简单直接又很刚！跟田蕾一样酷飒正！
[# # number voice the net friend comment on Yang liping Chen released video of life a womans biggest failure is not one of her children. Caused wide public discussion, to this, Chen number with # # who said I wont marriage the line post answer the value of a woman is to have children? No! Sister, and its just really simple! As cool as Tian Lei sayin is! ]
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